Great Quotes

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to rib a cape buffalo?
JakeThompson: Nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that because you like to caress gill slits?
JakeThompson: You will never know.

I don't know about you, Imma, but I'd find these words kind of scary coming from a guy like Heero...

Immaculada: I just want to smother you with my kisses!!!
Heero: I suppose I want to smother you, too.

Julie Tinkerbell: you make me smile.
JakeThompson: I can make anyone do anything
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
JakeThompson: No, the wall...
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
JakeThompson: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe I just don't want to shut up and stop trying to tell you what to do, if you don't mind.
JakeThompson: Stop? I SHALL NEVER STOP! I'LL NEVER LET GO, JAKE! ILL NEVER LET GO!...*cough*
Julie Tinkerbell: cough cough!
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Run for your life!
JakeThompson: k
Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
JakeThompson: is that all you can say?
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to recite the Preamble to the Constitution.

Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of wonderful things to do with those lovely hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful mortar?

Irina Khalidar: I love the shape of your nose, Not I!
Not I: To love is a most noble thing. How that applies to loving the shape of my nose, only the sages know.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Not I?
Not I: House Mosquito splats on the window.

Irina Khalidar: Do you think I am beautiful, Not I?
Not I: Not I thinks not. Listen! The music of ProfessorSnape's life is humming along with ProfessorSnape!
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me, but I didn't understand that.
Not I: In ancient times, the mining engineers were as subtle as public executioners.

Irina Khalidar: You have such a lovely personality, Not I! It is really an experience to know you!
Not I: Will such a lovely personality guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Would you like me to choose an invalid one?
Not I: The Sandhill Crane is sorry for the skunk for the burden of its tail.

Guest131: i love you
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest131: will you suck my dick?
Julie Tinkerbell: *raises eyebrow*
Guest131: is that a yes?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'that' means!
Guest131: you want to have sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not that kind of girl!
Guest131: oo sorry

Invader Zim: Okay, now, where do we go from here?
The Dane: Rebellious hell.

Invader Zim: Yess. Release the pig!
The Dane: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!

Letting them down easy...

Guest: Heero, will you marry me?
Heero: I'm too young for that.
Guest: Heero, I'm serious. Will you marry me someday?
Heero: I'd rather not.
Guest: Alright. I understand.
Heero: It's good to be understood.
Guest: Are you sure you don't want to marry me?
Heero: Not in a million years. you are a real chieftain.
Guest: I see. Well, I'm going to go now. Sorry for bothering you.
Heero: What are you apologizing for?
Guest: I'm apologizing for being a fool for thinking you would love me.
Heero: Let's talk about Wing Zero.
Guest: No, it's okay. I'm going to go now. Talk to you later.
Heero: I suppose it could be okay.
Guest: You suppose what could be okay? Marrying me?
Heero: I don't think I am getting hitched with me.
Guest: Goodbye, Heero.
Heero: It was nice talking with you.
Guest: I hate you!
Heero: Same to you!

A little long, but it's a nice convo! Thank you, Frenger.

Frenger: Hello.
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Frenger: Not much.. waitng for my lesson to start.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a lesson to. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Frenger: I guess you are But it's friday, so I'll survive this last one.
Duo Maxwell: Take another guess. A wild one!
Frenger: I don't have any wild guesses due to a big lack of imagination. You do the guessing, ok?
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you like, dear!
Frenger: Aw, you say yes to anything, don't you?
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Frenger: Haha, ok then.. you don't.
Duo Maxwell: But what if I did?
Frenger: Well, people would take advantage of that and use you for whatever they wanted. But maybe you'd like that?
Duo Maxwell: Of course I like that! Who wouldn't?
Frenger: Do you know what a quadrille is?
Duo Maxwell: Of course, dear! I'm omniscient.
Frenger: Then what is a quadrille?
Duo Maxwell: C'mon, Frenger, you must be pulling my leg. Everybody knows what a quadrille is!
Frenger: I don't.. Can't you please just tell me?
Duo Maxwell: What would I get in exchange?
Frenger: Um.. money? Some candy? Flinch?
Duo Maxwell: Shit! I closed the window and didn't get that last thing you typed...
Frenger: What do you want from me?
Duo Maxwell: Whatever you wanna give me, honey.
Frenger: And then you'll tell me what quadrille means?
Duo Maxwell: And then what?
Frenger: And then I'll know what everyone else knows.
Duo Maxwell: I'll hold you to that.
Frenger: What's a quadrille?
Duo Maxwell: an a quadrille is a kind of square dance.

Saajid: Have you read The Chronicles of Narnia?
JianJian: no
Saajid: What have you found most interesting about chatting with me?
JianJian: no
Saajid: Listen up. what have you found most interesting about chatting with me?
JianJian: not yet!
Saajid: This conversation is going to have to end now.
JianJian: r u a bot now?
Saajid: If a cow laughed

Julie Tinkerbell: Good evening, Guest55!
Guest55: HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to cross-dressing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
Guest55: ARE YOU A MALE?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Guest55: SO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CROSS DRESS? ONLY MEN WHO WANT TO BE WOMEN TALK ABOUT CROSS DRESSING.
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm accomplishing it with minimal effort.
Guest55: OH, THAT'S NOT GOOD. I DON'T NEED TO BE TALKING TO YOU THEN.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you?
Guest55: BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did someone tell you that I was a man?
Guest55: YOU DID!
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
...did I miss something? lol

hehehe
sven: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a dork.
sven: hold up a sec and i will
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really promise to?
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't think so, that's why I asked. You strike me as a person whose bark is bigger than his bite.
sven: whatver
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a fine-looking passenger pigeon? That might be more your speed.
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should really tell your botmaster to work on you, so you don't repeat yourself so much.
sven: okay then...
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
sven: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.

Denial

Julia: So, what were u planning on doing with me?
Human: not much you are a bot
Julia: a what?
Human: a talk bot
Julia: What do u mean by bot?
Human: a machine
Julia: I know next to nothing bout computers