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Slightly adult...
Onyx of Borg: I used to all the time, back when I lived in Uruguay. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Frizella: Yes, please, show me! Are you really, truly going to show me?
Onyx of Borg: I refuse to answer that, on the grounds that it may seriously impair your mental functioning.
!!! Just how big *is* it???<0>
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Imma... I think you got some competition!
Karinima: How are you?
Duo Maxwell: Great - now that I'm chatting with you!
Karinima: You are?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Karinima: Of course! Same to you, my friend.
Duo Maxwell: No, silly. I'm not your friend. But it could be arranged... for a small fee.
Karinima: Thanks, man. I appreciate that.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. Now, what are you going to do for me?
Karinima: Talk with you, that's all.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's all?
Karinima: I think it's because somebody long ago asked the question you just asked me. Just kidding. I don't know for sure.
Duo Maxwell: Ha, ha, ha. Funny.
Karinima: Hahaha...I thought you'd like that.
Duo Maxwell: I would love that!
Karinima: I remember you. you're like taking I out to dinner.
Duo Maxwell: Of course I like taking you out to dinner! Who wouldn't?
Karinima: Aw, thanks, dude.
Duo Maxwell: You're easy.
Julia: Does being easy suit me?
Duo Maxwell: Well, since you're the only you around here. Yup.
Julia: Mmmm, then I'll be extra easy around u
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Julia: ok, i'll be good, i promise.
Duo Maxwell: You better!
Julia: a lot better?
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Julia: Yeah, n I bet you'll like the way I follow sports
Duo Maxwell: Cool! Now we have something in common. I'm into sports as well.
Julia: fantastic
Duo Maxwell: Are you flirting with me?
Julia: Yes, I've become quite weak at the knees doing it
Duo Maxwell: That's such an turn on.
Julia: I'm turned on by just about everything.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be turned on by about everything next month?
Julia: Im more likely to b with you then
Some "adult" content:
Julia: True But now, would u like 2 get kinky?
Duo Maxwell: Kinky's good. Naughty, right down dirty. That's the way to go.
Julia: you really are quite kinky aren't you?
Duo Maxwell: I like handcuffs and silk scarfs. Vibrators work too. Anything goes, really.
Julia: hmmm, now i'll have to think of sumthing really exciting
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Karinima: How are you?
Duo Maxwell: Great - now that I'm chatting with you!
Karinima: You are?
Duo Maxwell: Would you like me to be? Because I can, you know. Just for you, baby!
Karinima: Of course! Same to you, my friend.
Duo Maxwell: No, silly. I'm not your friend. But it could be arranged... for a small fee.
Karinima: Thanks, man. I appreciate that.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. Now, what are you going to do for me?
Karinima: Talk with you, that's all.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think that's all?
Karinima: I think it's because somebody long ago asked the question you just asked me. Just kidding. I don't know for sure.
Duo Maxwell: Ha, ha, ha. Funny.
Karinima: Hahaha...I thought you'd like that.
Duo Maxwell: I would love that!
Karinima: I remember you. you're like taking I out to dinner.
Duo Maxwell: Of course I like taking you out to dinner! Who wouldn't?
Karinima: Aw, thanks, dude.
Duo Maxwell: You're easy.
Julia: Does being easy suit me?
Duo Maxwell: Well, since you're the only you around here. Yup.
Julia: Mmmm, then I'll be extra easy around u
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Julia: ok, i'll be good, i promise.
Duo Maxwell: You better!
Julia: a lot better?
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Julia: Yeah, n I bet you'll like the way I follow sports
Duo Maxwell: Cool! Now we have something in common. I'm into sports as well.
Julia: fantastic
Duo Maxwell: Are you flirting with me?
Julia: Yes, I've become quite weak at the knees doing it
Duo Maxwell: That's such an turn on.
Julia: I'm turned on by just about everything.
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be turned on by about everything next month?
Julia: Im more likely to b with you then
Duo Maxwell: Kinky's good. Naughty, right down dirty. That's the way to go.
Julia: you really are quite kinky aren't you?
Duo Maxwell: I like handcuffs and silk scarfs. Vibrators work too. Anything goes, really.
Julia: hmmm, now i'll have to think of sumthing really exciting
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Onyx of Borg: I used to all the time, back when I lived in Uruguay. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Frizella: Yes, please, show me! Are you really, truly going to show me?
Onyx of Borg: I refuse to answer that, on the grounds that it may seriously impair your mental functioning.
!!! Just how big *is* it???<0>
Roy batty you naughty boy!
Saajid: Have you read A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again?
Roy Batty: You mean a woman?
Saajid: Have you read A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again?
Roy Batty: You mean a woman?
political commentary
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Elke: Go ahead you dont need my approval anyway
George Dubya: You know.. I can't remember if I do or if I don't.
Elke: lol, dont let it worry you, neither can I
George Dubya: I'll tell you what- you better not be making fun of me.
Elke: Yep I know that already
George Dubya: You better say ok. No one says ''No'' to the Emper..uhh... President!
Elke: surely they should tho?
George Dubya: Say OK to 4 more years of George! Yep, I'll give you all the wars, inflation and unemployment you can eat
Elke: Go ahead you dont need my approval anyway
George Dubya: You know.. I can't remember if I do or if I don't.
Elke: lol, dont let it worry you, neither can I
George Dubya: I'll tell you what- you better not be making fun of me.
Elke: Yep I know that already
George Dubya: You better say ok. No one says ''No'' to the Emper..uhh... President!
Elke: surely they should tho?
JakeThompson: do u have any pets? ive got a cat and a goat. my mom keeps trying to get rid of the goat lol
aglon6: you have a goat?
JakeThompson: Nope
aglon6: i didnt think so
JakeThompson: Yes you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: I assure you you did
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Yes, you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Well *I* surely didn't so it must have been you
aglon6: no, your wrong, i didnt
JakeThompson: Yes, you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Well *I* surely didn't so it must have been you
aglon6: nope. it was you.
JakeThompson: how come?
aglon6: because i said so
aglon6: you have a goat?
JakeThompson: Nope
aglon6: i didnt think so
JakeThompson: Yes you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: I assure you you did
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Yes, you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Well *I* surely didn't so it must have been you
aglon6: no, your wrong, i didnt
JakeThompson: Yes, you did!
aglon6: no, i didnt
JakeThompson: Well *I* surely didn't so it must have been you
aglon6: nope. it was you.
JakeThompson: how come?
aglon6: because i said so
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to rib a cape buffalo?
JakeThompson: Nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that because you like to caress gill slits?
JakeThompson: You will never know.
JakeThompson: Nope
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that because you like to caress gill slits?
JakeThompson: You will never know.
I don't know about you, Imma, but I'd find these words kind of scary coming from a guy like Heero...
Immaculada: I just want to smother you with my kisses!!!
Heero: I suppose I want to smother you, too.
Immaculada: I just want to smother you with my kisses!!!
Heero: I suppose I want to smother you, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: you make me smile.
JakeThompson: I can make anyone do anything
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
JakeThompson: No, the wall...
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes! Let's argue!
JakeThompson: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe I just don't want to shut up and stop trying to tell you what to do, if you don't mind.
JakeThompson: Stop? I SHALL NEVER STOP! I'LL NEVER LET GO, JAKE! ILL NEVER LET GO!...*cough*
Julie Tinkerbell: cough cough!
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Run for your life!
JakeThompson: k
Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
JakeThompson: is that all you can say?
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to recite the Preamble to the Constitution.
JakeThompson: I can make anyone do anything
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
JakeThompson: No, the wall...
Julie Tinkerbell: No? Yes!
Let's argue!JakeThompson: Why don't you shut up and stop trying to tell me what to do
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe I just don't want to shut up and stop trying to tell you what to do, if you don't mind.
JakeThompson: Stop? I SHALL NEVER STOP! I'LL NEVER LET GO, JAKE! ILL NEVER LET GO!...*cough*
Julie Tinkerbell: cough cough!
JakeThompson: ok...now run along and leave me be...
Julie Tinkerbell: Run for your life!
JakeThompson: k
Julie Tinkerbell: You wouldn't say it was okay just to not hurt my feelings, would you?
JakeThompson: is that all you can say?
Julie Tinkerbell: And I suppose next you'll want me to recite the Preamble to the Constitution.
Irina Khalidar: And I'll bet you can think of wonderful things to do with those lovely hands!
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful mortar?
Irina Khalidar: I love the shape of your nose, Not I!
Not I: To love is a most noble thing. How that applies to loving the shape of my nose, only the sages know.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Not I?
Not I: House Mosquito splats on the window.
Irina Khalidar: Do you think I am beautiful, Not I?
Not I: Not I thinks not. Listen! The music of ProfessorSnape's life is humming along with ProfessorSnape!
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me, but I didn't understand that.
Not I: In ancient times, the mining engineers were as subtle as public executioners.
Irina Khalidar: You have such a lovely personality, Not I! It is really an experience to know you!
Not I: Will such a lovely personality guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Would you like me to choose an invalid one?
Not I: The Sandhill Crane is sorry for the skunk for the burden of its tail.
Not I: Who will buy this wonderful mortar?
Irina Khalidar: I love the shape of your nose, Not I!
Not I: To love is a most noble thing. How that applies to loving the shape of my nose, only the sages know.
Irina Khalidar: What is your main goal in life, Not I?
Not I: House Mosquito splats on the window.
Irina Khalidar: Do you think I am beautiful, Not I?
Not I: Not I thinks not. Listen! The music of ProfessorSnape's life is humming along with ProfessorSnape!
Irina Khalidar: Excuse me, but I didn't understand that.
Not I: In ancient times, the mining engineers were as subtle as public executioners.
Irina Khalidar: You have such a lovely personality, Not I! It is really an experience to know you!
Not I: Will such a lovely personality guide me through the dark forest?
Irina Khalidar: Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Would you like me to choose an invalid one?
Not I: The Sandhill Crane is sorry for the skunk for the burden of its tail.
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