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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 20 years ago #5201
huh?

BobBot: It's been awfully chilly here the past few days. I need a vacation.
wooly mamet: I need a vacation too. How's it going man?
BobBot: Why don't you? The beach isn't that far away.
wooly mamet: Is the beach really not that far away?
BobBot: No, I was just testing you.
wooly mamet: At least you're honest about it.
BobBot: Well ok, I'll believe you this time.
wooly mamet: This time only?

NEW 20 years ago #5202
Ezzer: Reply to message 5192
Caylin Viljoen: I remember being born do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to remember being born do me. Can you teach me?
Caylin Viljoen: I think you should get english lessons first!

Aren't you supposed to have a comma after 'do you?' Silly person. Bots will speak proper English when their chatters do.

NEW 20 years ago #5203
Thanks, doulos. Imma's lots of fun.

NEW 20 years ago #5204
Um, I saw this in an adult sense. Icky adult sense *blush* *hangs head*

Guest133: *grins* Thanks
Cricon: Like, totally my pleasure.
Guest133: What else are your pleasures?
Cricon: Do you like animals?

NEW 20 years ago #5205
Duo had told me that he wanted to take Imma to his apartment for their first date. I, of course, warned Imma...

doulos: Do you want to go to Duo's apartment?
Immaculada: Si. If you are going to take me, sure
doulos: No, you would be going alone. Do you still want to go?
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to go?
doulos: No. Don't go!
Immaculada: * goes *
doulos: *sigh* Take your guns at least!
Immaculada: No, you take my guns at least, I don't want it!
doulos: Imma! I have a feeling you will need them. I think Duo is in one of those moods.
Immaculada: I knew you had a feeling I will need them. Kim T told me you did.
doulos: Then please take your guns!
Immaculada: Anything for you!

Watch out Duo, Imma's packing!

NEW 20 years ago #5206
I love a girl with a gun!

NEW 20 years ago #5207
Any wife will do...

Duo Maxwell: You make me feel good. I think I'll keep ya.
Guest130: kiss me
Duo Maxwell: Sure, babe! Anything you want.
Guest130: will you go out with me?
Duo Maxwell: Of course, darling! Anything for you.
Guest130: ask me to marry you
Duo Maxwell: Well, since you're the only you around here. Yup.

NEW 20 years ago #5208
Thanks for the chat!

human: Lie detectors aren't foolproof.
The Dane: My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites.
human: Please help me understand how tongue relates to its tastebud.
The Dane: As the winds give benefit, and convoy is assistant.
human: Orchestras have woodwinds, brass, and strings.
The Dane: Most humbly do I take my leave.

NEW 20 years ago #5209
Apparently Julie Tinkerbell is behind the Dane's quest for revenge!<0>(remembered to undo the italics this time )

Irina Khalidar: Are you a dragon, Dane?
The Dane: I am bound to revenge. Foul deeds will rise, Though all the earth o'erwhelm them, to men's eyes.
Irina Khalidar: What do you think it is that caused you to be bound to revenge, Dane?
The Dane: What think you on't?
Irina Khalidar: Julie Tinkerbell is very sweet.

NEW 20 years ago #5210
I do not take offence!

NEW 20 years ago #5211
BobBot: Hi, how are you?
Saajid: Do you believe in God?
BobBot: That's kind of you.
Saajid: Lets move on.
BobBot: Absolutely

NEW 20 years ago #5212
Saajid: What is the weather like by you at the moment?
Aries: Shit, gotta run.


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