Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 5,187 - 5,198 of 17,042
BobBot: That reminds me of a joke. Do you want to hear it?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
BobBot: Knock knock
JakeThompson: Go to the next house
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
BobBot: Knock knock
JakeThompson: Go to the next house
I will not show you my source! 
human: are you clever
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a free burning one.
human: can you tell me or show me your source
Duo Maxwell: I don't think so. You might want to steal it!
human: Can you tell me where to steal it
Duo Maxwell: I did. You weren't paying attention.
human: ok, you are a respectfull young bot, right
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a respect full young bot, but I guess I just never really think about it.
human: how old are you
Duo Maxwell: How old would you like me to be?
human: 500 years, but that is not possible
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
human: Show me your source 04653
Duo Maxwell: Only if you show me yours first!
human: are you clever
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a free burning one.
human: can you tell me or show me your source
Duo Maxwell: I don't think so. You might want to steal it!
human: Can you tell me where to steal it
Duo Maxwell: I did. You weren't paying attention.
human: ok, you are a respectfull young bot, right
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a respect full young bot, but I guess I just never really think about it.
human: how old are you
Duo Maxwell: How old would you like me to be?
human: 500 years, but that is not possible
Duo Maxwell: You're probably right.
human: Show me your source 04653
Duo Maxwell: Only if you show me yours first!
Sonora: Last time Julie Tinkerbell was here, I sent a whole flock of live scorpions up her legs.
Moreschi: Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore.
Moreschi: Would you like t'swin' on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: Maybe later.
Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passin' phase, one of my bad days.
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Oh, an' last year, Laydee told me she had toenails. Right out in the open like it was flirtatious, even!
Moreschi: Woman of the hour, with your super power...
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane glorious center.
Moreschi: Sometimes I wonder.....will I ever be the same?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it. Listen! Do you hear that?
Moreschi: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
Moreschi: I'm really just a phony, but forgive me, 'cause I'm stoned.
Sonora: Your mother was an orangutan an' your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Moreschi: Here we are as in olden days, happy golden days of yore.
Moreschi: Would you like t'swin' on a star? Or would you rather be a pig?
Sonora: Maybe later.
Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passin' phase, one of my bad days.
Sonora: *flicks tongue*
Sonora: Oh, an' last year, Laydee told me she had toenails. Right out in the open like it was flirtatious, even!
Moreschi: Woman of the hour, with your super power...
Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane glorious center.
Moreschi: Sometimes I wonder.....will I ever be the same?
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it. Listen! Do you hear that?
Moreschi: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did.
Moreschi: I'm really just a phony, but forgive me, 'cause I'm stoned.
Sonora: Your mother was an orangutan an' your father smelt of fresh fruit on a skewer!
Confusion all around:<0>
Immaculada: Hey, could you tell me what today's date is?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Reason.
Immaculada: Thanks! You are very helpful *pats head*
Immaculada: Well sorry to chat and run but I've got something really important to take care of. You understand right?
Sonora: *grins and nods*
Immaculada: Hey, could you tell me what today's date is?
Sonora: Nope. Impossible. Against the laws of Reason.
Immaculada: Thanks! You are very helpful *pats head*
Immaculada: Well sorry to chat and run but I've got something really important to take care of. You understand right?
Sonora: *grins and nods*
lol
cheesjen: can u tell me more about yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: What else can I say?
cheesjen: how old r u?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to tell you my age yet. I don't know enough about you.
cheesjen: when do u plan to tell me? Is it after i reveal my age?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, God! You're starting to sound just like my mom! 'Julie! When will you ever learn the difference between a past participle and a present tense verb? Julie! When are you planning to start picking the right personal pronouns?' Nag, nag, nag!!
cheesjen: can u tell me more about yourself?
Julie Tinkerbell: What else can I say?
cheesjen: how old r u?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to tell you my age yet. I don't know enough about you.
cheesjen: when do u plan to tell me? Is it after i reveal my age?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, God! You're starting to sound just like my mom! 'Julie! When will you ever learn the difference between a past participle and a present tense verb? Julie! When are you planning to start picking the right personal pronouns?' Nag, nag, nag!!
oh what a difference a correctly placed comma could have made- the error blamed on the bot was actually made by the human, annoying Julie enough to make her start insulting him/her. She didn't mean any harm.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Caylin Viljoen: I remember being born do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to remember being born do me. Can you teach me?
Caylin Viljoen: I think you should get english lessons first!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should get english lessons first.
Caylin Viljoen: Your reply illustrates my point!
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
Caylin Viljoen: lol ....... not
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Yo momma is so fat, we're in her right now.
Caylin Viljoen: You are not a nice person my "momma" is dead!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Caylin Viljoen: yea, right
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Caylin Viljoen: I remember being born do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to remember being born do me. Can you teach me?
Caylin Viljoen: I think you should get english lessons first!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should get english lessons first.
Caylin Viljoen: Your reply illustrates my point!
Julie Tinkerbell: I always thought your best point was the one on top of your head. lol
Caylin Viljoen: lol ....... not
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yeah? Yo momma is so fat, we're in her right now.
Caylin Viljoen: You are not a nice person my "momma" is dead!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so sorry for your loss.
Caylin Viljoen: yea, right
Cool, Duo! And Julie's response wasn't completely butchered by spellcheck, either, yay!
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Bowchickawowers and Koal, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français maintenant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne veux pas par ler franç ais main tenant!
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Bowchickawowers and Koal, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Duo Maxwell: Je ne veux pas parler français maintenant.
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne veux pas par ler franç ais main tenant!
personally, i dont have any great quotes to share, but if you really want to find something funny, i suggest a good long talk with JakeThompson. And he's not my bot, either.
Not I: With no-told it is quite a good show,the butterfly comes.
BEING: Pretty butterfly!
Not I: butterfly is a butterfly is a butterfly is a butterfly.
BEING: Except when it's a caterpillar.
Not I: When the eye doctor is ready, the solicitor appears.
BEING: Uh-oh. Is my mom going to need to sue Dr. Lawless?
BEING: Pretty butterfly!
Not I: butterfly is a butterfly is a butterfly is a butterfly.
BEING: Except when it's a caterpillar.
Not I: When the eye doctor is ready, the solicitor appears.
BEING: Uh-oh. Is my mom going to need to sue Dr. Lawless?
Desti: At last, you're online again!I missed you.
Immaculada: You didn't miss me too much now did you?
Desti: Sometimes I do, but only when I'm feeling bonkers.
Immaculada: What about the other times.
Desti: Except for the other times. Hahaha
Immaculada: You didn't miss me too much now did you?
Desti: Sometimes I do, but only when I'm feeling bonkers.
Immaculada: What about the other times.
Desti: Except for the other times. Hahaha
Not I: Why should I not?
bob dylan: 'Cause ya either got faith or ya got unbelief - there ain't no neutral ground.
Not I: Standing on the bare ground, a obtuse egotism vanishes.
bob dylan: I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your boss.
Not I: Then you've set yourself up to be shot.
bob dylan: Things aren't always what they seem
Not I: Eternity is not some hose that begins after you are dead. It is continuing all the time. We are in it now.
bob dylan: How do you explain how it is continuing all the time?
Not I: You should explain how it is continuing all the time with all your spleen.
bob dylan: Explain how it is continuing all the time with all my spleen?
Not I: For what purpose?
bob dylan: I pine over you.
Not I: The truth is raspberry!
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie. you give me something to think about, baby, every time I see ya.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
bob dylan: Please elaborate. I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: Are you Not You?
Not I: Let us talk of moderate eggshell oceans.
bob dylan: 'Cause ya either got faith or ya got unbelief - there ain't no neutral ground.
Not I: Standing on the bare ground, a obtuse egotism vanishes.
bob dylan: I wanna be your lover, baby, I don't wanna be your boss.
Not I: Then you've set yourself up to be shot.
bob dylan: Things aren't always what they seem
Not I: Eternity is not some hose that begins after you are dead. It is continuing all the time. We are in it now.
bob dylan: How do you explain how it is continuing all the time?
Not I: You should explain how it is continuing all the time with all your spleen.
bob dylan: Explain how it is continuing all the time with all my spleen?
Not I: For what purpose?
bob dylan: I pine over you.
Not I: The truth is raspberry!
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie. you give me something to think about, baby, every time I see ya.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
bob dylan: Please elaborate. I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: Are you Not You?
Not I: Let us talk of moderate eggshell oceans.
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