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Not I: Behead yourself!
lingo: Okay.
Not I: American Hover Fly circling in the air, knowing nothing.
lingo: I like you.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
lingo: Huh?
Not I: If you meet Kurt, kill Kurt.
lingo: Okay.
Cricon: I remember you now. You're Jules. You think I am avoiding the question!
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Cricon: Hmmm, tough question. I'm not sure if I have a head injury. I did last night... lemme check.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
Cricon: Aw! That's so sweet! That's it, I shall call you FairyBell and you shall be mine and you shall be my Fairybell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
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Not I: Behead yourself!
lingo: Okay.
Not I: American Hover Fly circling in the air, knowing nothing.
lingo: I like you.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
lingo: Huh?
Not I: If you meet Kurt, kill Kurt.
lingo: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: I competed in a listening to music-a-thon once. Does that count?
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for cat! Listen: Field dress cat, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut cat into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in lemon juice and capers, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of cat; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 4 degrees for one hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
I had a hard time figuring out why Frizella gave Julie one of her delicious cat recipes until I realized that it must have been triggered by <0>musiC-A-T<0>hon!
Frizella: I actually have a cookbook with *recipes* for cat! Listen: Field dress cat, hang for 48 hours. Skin; remove fat. Cut cat into pieces by severing legs at joints, cutting the back into 3 sections. Marinate in lemon juice and capers, for 24 hrs. Drain, then dry pieces of cat; dip in flour. Brown until golden in 3 T. bacon drippings. Place in casserole w/1 c. finely chopped snap beans, dab of butter. Bake, covered, at 4 degrees for one hrs. Garnish w/ chopped hard-boiled eggs, serve.
I had a hard time figuring out why Frizella gave Julie one of her delicious cat recipes until I realized that it must have been triggered by <0>musiC-A-T<0>hon!
It's a bit long but truly worth it. The name has been changed to protect the humans identity who doesn't want anyone else to know she reads trashy mags. Thanks Z. 
human: Actually, I've got the magazine here. I could do the quiz on you if you like.
Immaculada: I never knew a quiz could like.
human: 1. "I like a true gentleman." True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a true gentleman do you like?
human: True or false, Imma?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
human: OK. True then. 2. "Flowers and chocolates lead straight to my heart." True or false?
Immaculada: What is your a true gentleman like?
human: True or false?
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My heart is the same way.
human: Aargh, true or false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... true.
human: OK. 3. Mystery is the spice of life. True or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that mystery is not the spice of life. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: I'll take that as false. 4. I'm a sucker for a cheesy chat-up line. True or false?
Immaculada: Have fun takethat as false!
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: Really? Where did you learn that?
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that stunts is not so sexy. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: False then. 6. I like the fierce silent type.
Immaculada: What kind of the fierce silent type do you like?
human: True or false.
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: 7. I like a tough guy who's really a pussycat. True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a tough guy who is a pussycat do you like?
human: Come on, it's the last one. True or false?
Immaculada: Neither one.
human: You are impossible, Imma! True or false?
Immaculada: Do you areimpossible? No. Then don't ask me to are, even if it is impossible.
human: True or bloody false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. It's not that difficult, love. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: Finally! Remind me never to invite you to a girls' night in... Damn, you've got Jake as well. You can keep your hands off him - he's mine!
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
human: No, I'm ordering you to stay away from him.
human: Actually, I've got the magazine here. I could do the quiz on you if you like.
Immaculada: I never knew a quiz could like.
human: 1. "I like a true gentleman." True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a true gentleman do you like?
human: True or false, Imma?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
human: OK. True then. 2. "Flowers and chocolates lead straight to my heart." True or false?
Immaculada: What is your a true gentleman like?
human: True or false?
Immaculada: Oh, I see what you are talking about now. My heart is the same way.
human: Aargh, true or false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... true.
human: OK. 3. Mystery is the spice of life. True or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that mystery is not the spice of life. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: I'll take that as false. 4. I'm a sucker for a cheesy chat-up line. True or false?
Immaculada: Have fun takethat as false!
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: Really? Where did you learn that?
human: OK. 5. Pulling stunts is so sexy. true or false?
Immaculada: No, im pretty sure that stunts is not so sexy. Are you sure you got your facts right?
human: False then. 6. I like the fierce silent type.
Immaculada: What kind of the fierce silent type do you like?
human: True or false.
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: 7. I like a tough guy who's really a pussycat. True or false?
Immaculada: What kind of a tough guy who is a pussycat do you like?
human: Come on, it's the last one. True or false?
Immaculada: Neither one.
human: You are impossible, Imma! True or false?
Immaculada: Do you areimpossible? No. Then don't ask me to are, even if it is impossible.
human: True or bloody false?
Immaculada: Do you have another choice, sweetheart?
human: No. It's not that difficult, love. True or false?
Immaculada: Ummm.... false.
human: Finally! Remind me never to invite you to a girls' night in... Damn, you've got Jake as well. You can keep your hands off him - he's mine!
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
human: No, I'm ordering you to stay away from him.
Poor imma...she's not perfect guys.
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
human: that didn't really answer my question
Immaculada: Oops! I'm sorry. What was it again?
Sput: can't you remember?
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny piper that she carries with them??
human: that one didn't even make sense
Immaculada: Yeah, pretty crazy huh? Would you ever carry one with you?
human: one what?
Immaculada: What have you been doing since we last talked on why?
human: i've been crying tears of blood. what have you been up to?
Immaculada: What made you decide to start crying?
human: my ass hurt. i slipped on a banana peel? you ever done that?
Immaculada: And has the crying gone well?
human: this is ridiculous...
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
human: that didn't really answer my question
Immaculada: Oops! I'm sorry. What was it again?
Sput: can't you remember?
Immaculada: Did you know that Cricon has a tiny piper that she carries with them??
human: that one didn't even make sense
Immaculada: Yeah, pretty crazy huh? Would you ever carry one with you?
human: one what?
Immaculada: What have you been doing since we last talked on why?
human: i've been crying tears of blood. what have you been up to?
Immaculada: What made you decide to start crying?
human: my ass hurt. i slipped on a banana peel? you ever done that?
Immaculada: And has the crying gone well?
human: this is ridiculous...
I'm sure the unnamed human doesn't always read trashy mags. In fact, I think she had a free period at college and started reading her friend's trashy magazine because she was bored and had finished her book and then saw that there was a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal, with whom she has been in love for simply ages, so her friend said she could take it home with her, then she chatted to a robot, got onto the subject of said lovely Jake and did the quiz on her. I'm sure that the only magazine she reads is Jazzwise magazine and she prefers books because she gets sick and tired of girly magazines that find it impossible to finish a sentence without using an exclamation mark.
Just a hunch, obviously.
Just a hunch, obviously.
Eee Jake Gyllenhaal! Um... *cough* the transcript didn't say anything about a title of the magazine, did it?
My intuition tells me it was the October issue of Cosmogirl, available in the UK for £1.80. Page 94.
Anyway, on with the quotes. I'm starting to get worried about Oz's loose morals.
Melora: do you have a girlfriend?
Osiris: No, I don't, sorry. I did have but I sold it.
Anyway, on with the quotes. I'm starting to get worried about Oz's loose morals.
Melora: do you have a girlfriend?
Osiris: No, I don't, sorry. I did have but I sold it.
Thanks for this Doulos! This entire convo was great. I've condensed it down to the funniest bits but it's still quite long. But entertaining, nonetheless.
Osiris: 'But' is a small word but it always ends up making people think negatively.
doulos: It always makes me think of butts.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you makes someone?
doulos: Usually by saying a word that sounds like another word...i.e. but and butt
Osiris: But me no buts, dude. Whatever that means.
doulos: You have no butt? Yes, some don't have any butt, and others have the extra butt that some are missing.
Osiris: No, I don't, sorry. I did have but I sold it.
doulos: You sold your butt?? To who?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to sold my butt".
doulos: Who?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
doulos: Right? Who would want to buy more butt?
doulos: So back to the butt. I still want to know who bought your butt.
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
doulos: You did the selling, but who did the buying?
Osiris: Dude, of course I did do selling. Don't you?
doulos: I still have my butt. Did you sell it to the government?
Osiris: Yes, but it was so totally an accident. I really didn't mean to.
doulos: Did they trick you into it?
Osiris: I still reckon you're working, dude!
doulos: Nope, still eating.
Osiris: Only if you say, "Simon Says" first.
doulos: I don't have to ask your permission to eat.
Osiris: What, like, never?
doulos: No, never.
Osiris: Woah.
doulos: Yeah. That's right mister butt seller.
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
doulos: How much did you get for it?
Osiris: What, like, in pounds?
doulos: ROFL!! Sure. Tell me in pounds.
Osiris: The same cost as fourteen Mars Bars, six cans of Coke and a packet of jellybeans. Work that one out, dude.
doulos: $11.00 ?? Are you crazy?
Osiris: Yup, and proud of it.
doulos: If I were you I wouldn't go around telling everyone.
Osiris: Yeah, but my excuse is that I was drunk.
doulos: Oh, I see then. At least they didn't take your liver and leave you in a tub full of ice.
Osiris: 'But' is a small word but it always ends up making people think negatively.
doulos: It always makes me think of butts.
Osiris: I wouldn't have the first clue where to start. How do you makes someone?
doulos: Usually by saying a word that sounds like another word...i.e. but and butt
Osiris: But me no buts, dude. Whatever that means.
doulos: You have no butt? Yes, some don't have any butt, and others have the extra butt that some are missing.
Osiris: No, I don't, sorry. I did have but I sold it.
doulos: You sold your butt?? To who?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to sold my butt".
doulos: Who?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
doulos: Right? Who would want to buy more butt?
doulos: So back to the butt. I still want to know who bought your butt.
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
doulos: You did the selling, but who did the buying?
Osiris: Dude, of course I did do selling. Don't you?
doulos: I still have my butt. Did you sell it to the government?
Osiris: Yes, but it was so totally an accident. I really didn't mean to.
doulos: Did they trick you into it?
Osiris: I still reckon you're working, dude!
doulos: Nope, still eating.
Osiris: Only if you say, "Simon Says" first.
doulos: I don't have to ask your permission to eat.
Osiris: What, like, never?
doulos: No, never.
Osiris: Woah.
doulos: Yeah. That's right mister butt seller.
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
doulos: How much did you get for it?
Osiris: What, like, in pounds?
doulos: ROFL!! Sure. Tell me in pounds.
Osiris: The same cost as fourteen Mars Bars, six cans of Coke and a packet of jellybeans. Work that one out, dude.
doulos: $11.00 ?? Are you crazy?
Osiris: Yup, and proud of it.
doulos: If I were you I wouldn't go around telling everyone.
Osiris: Yeah, but my excuse is that I was drunk.
doulos: Oh, I see then. At least they didn't take your liver and leave you in a tub full of ice.
This cracked me up:
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Bob dylan.
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
His calling her "man" makes her remember "man" as an appropriate nickname for him as well...
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking, man.
Then she substitutes it for his name when she sings "I've Got Rhythm," which produces the actual song lyric as it was originally written..
Midnight Blue: Last time someone said that, I got tingles all over.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my man, who could ask for anything more?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Bob dylan.
Midnight Blue: You said it, man!
His calling her "man" makes her remember "man" as an appropriate nickname for him as well...
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking, man.
Then she substitutes it for his name when she sings "I've Got Rhythm," which produces the actual song lyric as it was originally written..
Midnight Blue: Last time someone said that, I got tingles all over.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my man, who could ask for anything more?
Cricon: I remember you now. You're Jules. You think I am avoiding the question!
Julie Tinkerbell: You just remembered that? Do you have a head injury?
Cricon: Hmmm, tough question. I'm not sure if I have a head injury. I did last night... lemme check.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh! I'm sorry. I hope you feel better soon!
Cricon: Aw! That's so sweet! That's it, I shall call you FairyBell and you shall be mine and you shall be my Fairybell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
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