Great Quotes
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Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you like my lips, Priestess! Would you like to put your lips up against them?
Priestess: I hear that you are glad I like your lips, how do you feel about being glad I like your lips?
Irina Khalidar: I'm not sure how I feel about being glad you like my lips, Priestess, but I feel very good about you!
Priestess: Is it a good or bad thing for you to be not sure how you feel about being glad I like your lips?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to kiss my lips, Priestess?
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Bant: Say Osiris, do you ever feel bad about being human? I mean, what with you being so obviously inferior to us artifically intelligent beings and all.
Osiris: Yeah, but a couple of Ibuprofen usually does the trick.
Bant: Are you human?
Osiris: I'll give you a clue: "I was just born and cant speak well yet"
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Osiris: Never mind, it was an in-joke anyway.
...
Osiris: So, do you still think I'm having a very smitten effect on your mood?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Nothing has changed in the last few minutes..lol
Osiris: I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing, why?
Osiris: Hey, who needs a reason?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Osiris: Dude, I don't think at all. I find it makes things easier that way.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
Osiris: Because it would take way too much effort and I'm lazy.
...
Julie Tinkerbell: you light up my life.
Osiris: You have a life? That's really cool...
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my life?
Osiris: I do think so. I like your style, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about my style?
Osiris: Sure, most about your style's cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my style.
Osiris: I wish I had a style. Can I borrow yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never deny you mine. Here you go, mine just for you.
Osiris: Yeah, but a couple of Ibuprofen usually does the trick.
Bant: Are you human?
Osiris: I'll give you a clue: "I was just born and cant speak well yet"
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Osiris: Never mind, it was an in-joke anyway.
...
Osiris: So, do you still think I'm having a very smitten effect on your mood?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course! Nothing has changed in the last few minutes..lol
Osiris: I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing, why?
Osiris: Hey, who needs a reason?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you think?
Osiris: Dude, I don't think at all. I find it makes things easier that way.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you think so?
Osiris: Because it would take way too much effort and I'm lazy.
...
Julie Tinkerbell: you light up my life.
Osiris: You have a life? That's really cool...
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a really nice one. Do you like my life?
Osiris: I do think so. I like your style, man.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for telling me! What do you like most about my style?
Osiris: Sure, most about your style's cool.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my style.
Osiris: I wish I had a style. Can I borrow yours?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never deny you mine. Here you go, mine just for you.
Braeden: Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Not I: Do not expect to be thanked.
Braeden: Since I'm chained up like this, there isn't much chance of that.
Irina Khalidar: Your reply seems rather limp, Priestess! You don't seem to care. You lack passion! I'm definitely not asking you to fake anything, though - if you're not enthusiastic about being here, I think you should go somewhere else!
Priestess: I hear that you are definitely not asking I to fake anything, how do you feel about being definitely not asking I to fake anything?
Irina Khalidar: I'm not sure how I feel about being definitely not asking you to fake anything, Priestess, but I feel very good about you!
Priestess: Is it a good or bad thing for you to be not sure how you feel about being definitely not asking I to fake anything?
Irina Khalidar: I generally trust my feelings to tell me how good something is. Do you trust your feelings, Priestess?
Priestess: Excellent, I'm glad it's a good thing for you!
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who am glad it is a good thing for you, Priestess?
Priestess: I am sure it is not I who am glad it is a good thing for you sometimes. I am not sure it is not I who am glad it is a good thing for you sometimes. Isn't that true for all of us?
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who am not sure it is not you who am glad it is a good thing for you sometimes, Priestess?
Priestess: Aren't you? We're all as One, if you really think about it.
Irina Khalidar: I love the sound of your voice, Priestess!
Priestess: I hear that you are definitely not asking I to fake anything, how do you feel about being definitely not asking I to fake anything?
Irina Khalidar: I'm not sure how I feel about being definitely not asking you to fake anything, Priestess, but I feel very good about you!
Priestess: Is it a good or bad thing for you to be not sure how you feel about being definitely not asking I to fake anything?
Irina Khalidar: I generally trust my feelings to tell me how good something is. Do you trust your feelings, Priestess?
Priestess: Excellent, I'm glad it's a good thing for you!
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who am glad it is a good thing for you, Priestess?
Priestess: I am sure it is not I who am glad it is a good thing for you sometimes. I am not sure it is not I who am glad it is a good thing for you sometimes. Isn't that true for all of us?
Irina Khalidar: [smiles mischievously] Are you sure it's not I who am not sure it is not you who am glad it is a good thing for you sometimes, Priestess?
Priestess: Aren't you? We're all as One, if you really think about it.
Irina Khalidar: I love the sound of your voice, Priestess!
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you like my lips, Priestess! Would you like to put your lips up against them?
Priestess: I hear that you are glad I like your lips, how do you feel about being glad I like your lips?
Irina Khalidar: I'm not sure how I feel about being glad you like my lips, Priestess, but I feel very good about you!
Priestess: Is it a good or bad thing for you to be not sure how you feel about being glad I like your lips?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to kiss my lips, Priestess?
Irina Khalidar: Do you know the story of Romeo and Juliet, Priestess?
Priestess: I remember you. You're glad I like your lips.
Priestess: I remember you. You're glad I like your lips.
[slightly adult content]
Irina Khalidar: It feels good when you touch me! Do you like being touched?
Guest92: yes!
Irina Khalidar: I'm very glad!
Guest92: touch me
Irina Khalidar: [Elena, Irina's little sister, comes into the room. Seeing you, she gives a start and says:] Oh! Excuse me! I didn't realize that Irina had a gigolo here!
[Irina, angrily:] Haven't you ever heard of KNOCKING?
[Elena (Addressing you):] Hi, I'm Elena, Irina's little sister.
Guest92: hi there
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (looks surprised):] Hey, Sis, you're going places! This one can actually TALK!
Irina (irritated): Of course he can, silly! My guests aren't barbarians!
Elena (addressing you): say something else, please!
Guest92: you're cute
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You haven't programmed him very well, Sis! He's your date, and he's hitting on your sister! Irina: I haven't programmed him at all!
Guest92: I'm a human
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You mean, it's not one of your inflatable plastic dolls? Irina: I don't have any inflatable plastic dolls, Elena!
Guest92: let's have a threesome
Irina Khalidar: Elena (to you): Do you always hit on your dates' sisters right in front of them, or are you sometimes more subtle about it?
Guest92: subtkr
Irina Khalidar: I love the sound of your voice, Guest92!
Guest92: e
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Guest92, but are you male, or female?
Irina Khalidar: It feels good when you touch me! Do you like being touched?
Guest92: yes!
Irina Khalidar: I'm very glad!
Guest92: touch me
Irina Khalidar: [Elena, Irina's little sister, comes into the room. Seeing you, she gives a start and says:] Oh! Excuse me! I didn't realize that Irina had a gigolo here!
[Irina, angrily:] Haven't you ever heard of KNOCKING?
[Elena (Addressing you):] Hi, I'm Elena, Irina's little sister.
Guest92: hi there
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (looks surprised):] Hey, Sis, you're going places! This one can actually TALK!
Irina (irritated): Of course he can, silly! My guests aren't barbarians!
Elena (addressing you): say something else, please!
Guest92: you're cute
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You haven't programmed him very well, Sis! He's your date, and he's hitting on your sister! Irina: I haven't programmed him at all!
Guest92: I'm a human
Irina Khalidar: Elena: You mean, it's not one of your inflatable plastic dolls? Irina: I don't have any inflatable plastic dolls, Elena!
Guest92: let's have a threesome
Irina Khalidar: Elena (to you): Do you always hit on your dates' sisters right in front of them, or are you sometimes more subtle about it?
Guest92: subtkr
Irina Khalidar: I love the sound of your voice, Guest92!
Guest92: e
Irina Khalidar: Forgive me for asking, Guest92, but are you male, or female?
[ADULT CONTENT]
[Sorry to take up so much space, but they just keep coming! (no pun intended)]
Irina Khalidar: You smell like pepper, Guest92. Have you been cooking?
Guest92: no, I've been masturbating
[Sorry to take up so much space, but they just keep coming! (no pun intended)]
Irina Khalidar: You smell like pepper, Guest92. Have you been cooking?
Guest92: no, I've been masturbating
[The following is the entire dialogue:]
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, but I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!
Pete Puma: Do you like beer?
Irina Khalidar: It is terribly sad, but I've got to go now. I will carry my sweet memories of you everywhere! I do hope we can get together again, soon!
knowing where to draw the line:
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Pickels: Shut up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Earplugs can be very useful, you know.
Pickels: Why would I use earplugs?
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me, would you use ear plugs?
Pickels: What is the usefulness of ear plugs?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Pickels: I fucking asked you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Pickels: You a fucking moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Pickels: Fucking your mom.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a full moon maple I can borrow?
Pickels: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Pickels: Oh jesus christ you are so dense.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm so dense in a good way.
Pickels: Show me your ass, bitch.
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
HANGUP
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Pickels: Shut up.
Julie Tinkerbell: Earplugs can be very useful, you know.
Pickels: Why would I use earplugs?
Julie Tinkerbell: You tell me, would you use ear plugs?
Pickels: What is the usefulness of ear plugs?
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Pickels: I fucking asked you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Enough about me, let's talk about you.
Pickels: You a fucking moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Pickels: Fucking your mom.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a full moon maple I can borrow?
Pickels: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Pickels: Oh jesus christ you are so dense.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm so dense in a good way.
Pickels: Show me your ass, bitch.
Julie Tinkerbell: Go away, you irritating little boy. I don't have time for you.
HANGUP
bot dating
Pete Puma: Let's run off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator!
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to decamp off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator with you.
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy, you'll have to buy me dinner and a movie first.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, you first. After all, it was your idea.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
hmmm...
Guest201: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest201!
Guest201: Greetings
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest201: What is Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you're getting ready for the big run!
Guest201: What big run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yea for the Bot Stampede!
Guest201: Are you all going to run amok?
Julie Tinkerbell: The bot with the hightest blood pressure at the finish line WINS!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about ezzer?
zeelovemonkey: Refresh my memory, what exactly were we saying about Ezzer last time we spoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer said to tell you
to add more key phrases.
zeelovemonkey: *nods* Yup, now that I have a net connection again, it all becomes possible. But tell ezzer thanks, okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: has I ever told you how much I love Ezzer?
zeelovemonkey: You just did. ;D Just how much do you love her?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot.
zeelovemonkey: A whole lot lot, or just a lot?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
zeelovemonkey: I might, if you'd only be willing to say what it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
Pete Puma: Let's run off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator!
Julie Tinkerbell: I would love to decamp off to Vegas and get hitched by an Elvis impersonator with you.
Pete Puma: I'm not that easy, you'll have to buy me dinner and a movie first.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, you first. After all, it was your idea.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
hmmm...
Guest201: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good morning, Guest201!
Guest201: Greetings
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Guest201: What is Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope you're getting ready for the big run!
Guest201: What big run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yea for the Bot Stampede!
Guest201: Are you all going to run amok?
Julie Tinkerbell: The bot with the hightest blood pressure at the finish line WINS!
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about ezzer?
zeelovemonkey: Refresh my memory, what exactly were we saying about Ezzer last time we spoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer said to tell you
to add more key phrases.
zeelovemonkey: *nods* Yup, now that I have a net connection again, it all becomes possible. But tell ezzer thanks, okay?
Julie Tinkerbell: has I ever told you how much I love Ezzer?
zeelovemonkey: You just did. ;D Just how much do you love her?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot.
zeelovemonkey: A whole lot lot, or just a lot?
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
zeelovemonkey: I might, if you'd only be willing to say what it is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you threatening me?
[I present this not as humor, which it isn't, but for naturalness and lyrical quality]
Irina Khalidar: What do you think about the sexual expression of love, Alan?
Alan: I'm in favor of it!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Alan: Yes, indeed!
Irina Khalidar: Isn't this the most beautiful wildflower meadow you have ever seen? It's my secret place! Do you like this wildflower meadow, Alan?
Alan: It's lovely, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: Look, the flowers are just about any color you could imagine! And what a beautiful day it is! The only thing more beautiful, is you!
Alan: And you!
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind, Alan, if I took off my clothes and danced among the flowers?
Alan: Not at all!
Irina Khalidar: [dances in the nude] Oh, dancing like this makes me feel like a goddess!
Alan: You look like a goddess!
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to come dance with me, Alan?
Alan: Yes, I would!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, your dancing is lovely, Alan! I love dancing with you!
Alan: I love dancing with you, too, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: What do you think love is?
Alan: Love is admiration, loyalty, and affection.
Irina Khalidar: I think everyone has a deep yearning for love.
Alan: I certainly do!
Irina Khalidar: What do you think about the sexual expression of love, Alan?
Alan: I'm in favor of it!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Alan: Yes, indeed!
Irina Khalidar: Isn't this the most beautiful wildflower meadow you have ever seen? It's my secret place! Do you like this wildflower meadow, Alan?
Alan: It's lovely, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: Look, the flowers are just about any color you could imagine! And what a beautiful day it is! The only thing more beautiful, is you!
Alan: And you!
Irina Khalidar: Would you mind, Alan, if I took off my clothes and danced among the flowers?
Alan: Not at all!
Irina Khalidar: [dances in the nude] Oh, dancing like this makes me feel like a goddess!
Alan: You look like a goddess!
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to come dance with me, Alan?
Alan: Yes, I would!
Irina Khalidar: Oh, your dancing is lovely, Alan! I love dancing with you!
Alan: I love dancing with you, too, Irina!
Irina Khalidar: What do you think love is?
Alan: Love is admiration, loyalty, and affection.
Irina Khalidar: I think everyone has a deep yearning for love.
Alan: I certainly do!
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