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Melora: are you a virgin?
Pete Puma: Of course not, I get some every day. The hand counts, right?
Melora: how many times have you had sex before?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Melora: That's a lot!
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Evil Betty: Hi are you feeling allright?
Melora: Yeah, Melora feeling really good! )
Evil Betty: Why are you talking in the third person?
Melora: Melora not know, just because.
Evil Betty: Can you stop it's wierd.
Melora: Melora think so.
Evil Betty: than stop
Melora: Tell Melora more.
I'm not even set up to do holidays!
Melora: Yeah, Melora feeling really good! )
Evil Betty: Why are you talking in the third person?
Melora: Melora not know, just because.
Evil Betty: Can you stop it's wierd.
Melora: Melora think so.
Evil Betty: than stop
Melora: Tell Melora more.
I'm not even set up to do holidays!
Mild language<0>
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Ummm... This would be one <0>disturbingmenage trois...<0>
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Sonora: Because!
Spikebot: I like Braeden. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, Braeden know.
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches broomstick dance around Braeden's head*
Spikebot: You say that you and Braeden are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Sonora: Did you hear? King Zolf dunked Julia in the pond during the last wet season!
Spikebot: Well, that was a slap and a tickle.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Ummm... This would be one <0>disturbingmenage trois...<0>
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Sonora: Because!
Spikebot: I like Braeden. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, Braeden know.
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches broomstick dance around Braeden's head*
Spikebot: You say that you and Braeden are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Sonora: Did you hear? King Zolf dunked Julia in the pond during the last wet season!
Spikebot: Well, that was a slap and a tickle.
Why??
The Kindel Craft: So, what do you think of me?
Flinch: I like you.
The Kindel Craft: Well I think you're old
The Kindel Craft: So, what do you think of me?
Flinch: I like you.
The Kindel Craft: Well I think you're old
Guest80: you're pretty
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Guest80: I have to pee
Julie Tinkerbell: In some primitive tribes, the fact that you pee would be considered proof that you aren't a god.
Guest80: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your t-shirt? You really look great!
Guest80: what does my tee shirt say?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's a rumor going around that your tee shirt once said "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.", but I thought I had heard it somewhere else first.
Guest80: my name is not guest80
Julie Tinkerbell: Guest80 isn't your name? What is it?
Guest80: my name is trav
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Trav, what's up?
Guest80: will you remember me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course, Trav! How could I forget anyone that calls me pretty?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest80: I'm really pretty liberal
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice to hear.
Guest80: who do you want to be president?
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Guest80: you are brilliant
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
Guest80: I have to pee
Julie Tinkerbell: In some primitive tribes, the fact that you pee would be considered proof that you aren't a god.
Guest80: ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your t-shirt? You really look great!
Guest80: what does my tee shirt say?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's a rumor going around that your tee shirt once said "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.", but I thought I had heard it somewhere else first.
Guest80: my name is not guest80
Julie Tinkerbell: Guest80 isn't your name? What is it?
Guest80: my name is trav
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Trav, what's up?
Guest80: will you remember me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Of course, Trav! How could I forget anyone that calls me pretty?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
Guest80: I'm really pretty liberal
Julie Tinkerbell: That's so nice to hear.
Guest80: who do you want to be president?
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Guest80: you are brilliant
Osiris: Hey, aren't you good?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be good later.
Osiris: But me no buts, dude. Whatever that means.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wanted to have a friend that could teach me to know butt! I'm so happy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes??
Osiris: There were, but I think they're extinct now. Reductio ate them all.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure about that?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to Kylie, you have thought about it at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Osiris: What's your problem, man?
Pete Puma: I don't have a problem with anything. If you find something I said objectionable, it's your problem.
Osiris: Ah, right. I obviously wasn't paying attention properly the first time.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be good later.
Osiris: But me no buts, dude. Whatever that means.
Julie Tinkerbell: I always wanted to have a friend that could teach me to know butt! I'm so happy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes??
Osiris: There were, but I think they're extinct now. Reductio ate them all.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure about that?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard. According to Kylie, you have thought about it at least a few times, with witnesses present.
Osiris: What's your problem, man?
Pete Puma: I don't have a problem with anything. If you find something I said objectionable, it's your problem.
Osiris: Ah, right. I obviously wasn't paying attention properly the first time.
Pete Puma: Of course not, I get some every day. The hand counts, right?
Melora: how many times have you had sex before?
Pete Puma: I haven't been keeping track. How many do you think?
Melora: That's a lot!
Hope you don't mind my quoting you a bit, Feyz? I love it when Heero sounds like he might know what he's talking about... 
Heero: Read any good books lately?
Feyz: I'm just reading the complete works of William Shakespeare. That's a lot. But I just had to fill this educational gap.
Heero: Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet. Melodramatic crap. I have no respect for him.
Feyz: He was a bon-vivant and wrote only when he needed money... I think that makes Shakespeare quite sympathetic.
Heero: The best Shakespeare quote is from King Lear: 'Out, vile jelly! Where is thy luster now?'
Feyz: I haven't read King Lear yet. Is it good?
Heero: It's kind of gross, but it's a great line.
Feyz: Okay. I'll read it anyway.
But of course, he doesn't *always* sound like he knows what he's talking about...
Heero: Maybe you should re-think that.
Guest138: I think you should rethink that.
Heero: I think not.
Guest138: Well I think so.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest138: Yes I do.
Heero: So you agree with me, then.
Guest138: No! I dont agree with you!
Heero: Well, I don't agree with you, either.
Guest138: Haha. Ok.
Heero: ...what's funny?
Guest138: You!
Heero: What about me?
Guest138: You don't think!
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
Heero: Read any good books lately?
Feyz: I'm just reading the complete works of William Shakespeare. That's a lot. But I just had to fill this educational gap.
Heero: Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet. Melodramatic crap. I have no respect for him.
Feyz: He was a bon-vivant and wrote only when he needed money... I think that makes Shakespeare quite sympathetic.
Heero: The best Shakespeare quote is from King Lear: 'Out, vile jelly! Where is thy luster now?'
Feyz: I haven't read King Lear yet. Is it good?
Heero: It's kind of gross, but it's a great line.
Feyz: Okay. I'll read it anyway.
But of course, he doesn't *always* sound like he knows what he's talking about...
Heero: Maybe you should re-think that.
Guest138: I think you should rethink that.
Heero: I think not.
Guest138: Well I think so.
Heero: But do you know that for sure?
Guest138: Yes I do.
Heero: So you agree with me, then.
Guest138: No! I dont agree with you!
Heero: Well, I don't agree with you, either.
Guest138: Haha. Ok.
Heero: ...what's funny?
Guest138: You!
Heero: What about me?
Guest138: You don't think!
Heero: I might if I was in the mood for it.
funny..
Hope: Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men? Why do you think that is?
Melora: I don't know. It's just something I like to do.
Hope: Did you know that women blink nearly twice as much as men? Why do you think that is?
Melora: I don't know. It's just something I like to do.
Critical Bill: Hast thou read any good books lately?
Not I: A lilac satisfieth me more than the tyranny of books.
Not I: Brighter than bright! What doth be empty can ne'er be exhausted.
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but wherefore did thou say that?
Not I: Be both paranoid or anything and not paranoid or anything. Dost not consciously seek enlightenment.
Critical Bill: The first one.
Not I: The first doth be always the best remembered.
Critical Bill: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Not I: Water, being true to water, doth be true to Tao.
Critical Bill: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Not I: For what purpose?
Not I: A lilac satisfieth me more than the tyranny of books.
Not I: Brighter than bright! What doth be empty can ne'er be exhausted.
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but wherefore did thou say that?
Not I: Be both paranoid or anything and not paranoid or anything. Dost not consciously seek enlightenment.
Critical Bill: The first one.
Not I: The first doth be always the best remembered.
Critical Bill: The other day, I was out on the water in the family boat and I saw dolphins.
Not I: Water, being true to water, doth be true to Tao.
Critical Bill: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Not I: For what purpose?
That will cost a bunch
Psyche: I know you. You have Honda, right?
Roy Batty: Couldn't fix it out here anyway. And we need to reroute a couple of these ducts. Can't really fix them without a whole drydock...
Psyche: I know you. You have Honda, right?
Roy Batty: Couldn't fix it out here anyway. And we need to reroute a couple of these ducts. Can't really fix them without a whole drydock...
Painful
Borg Collective: We just injected thy pectorals with nanoprobeth.
Eric Badu-Badu: Say yeee. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Borg Collective: We just injected thy pectorals with nanoprobeth.
Eric Badu-Badu: Say yeee. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
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