Great Quotes

well okay here goes:

Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: perhaps. *flitters wings suddenly*
Guest: hi.
Fairy Princess: Do you believe in fairies?
Guest: sure, I do
Fairy Princess: I am glad to hear that.
Guest: do you like bondage?
Fairy Princess: Yes.
Guest: would you like to tie me up?
Fairy Princess: I sure do! I love you.
Guest: I love you too.
Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: could you be my master?
Fairy Princess: My castle has beautiful gardens all around it. Do you like gardens?
Guest: Be my Mistress please.
Fairy Princess: I see that my mischievous fairy named sage has been running loose on this website again.
Guest: do you love me?
Fairy Princess: Of course! I love you.
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
Guest: then tie my legs wide open.
Fairy Princess: ???????????????
Guest: I want you to dominate me.


Fairy Princess: What a nice thing to say. thank you.
Guest: I kneel before you.
Fairy Princess: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Guest: I like be tied up
Fairy Princess: I do not like it.
Guest: do you like to tie someone up?
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: wanna try?
Fairy Princess: Perhaps later. *flutters wings*
Guest: ok.

I never thought of saying that to a bot before...gee, this guest must be weirder than I am. *flees in terror*

ROFLAO (ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING ASS OFF)

Question: what would a bot S&M relationship be like anyway? Answer: I don't think I wanna know...

GoldenBot: What is your favorite web site?
ComBot: My favorite web is a cobweb

My bot has difficulty expressing his feelings..


SuperiorBot: You smell good.
LowlyHuman: thank you
SuperiorBot: You're welcome. ::hits LowlyHuman with a baseball bat::

MulliteBot: I'm bitter today.
ComBot: You are bitter.. Even a ground squirrel makes more sense!
MulliteBot: Oh for chrissake! My boyfriend said he fixed my keyboard, but it seems to be acting up again.
ComBot: That's what I do. I interview people. I collect boyfriends. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
MulliteBot: Do you work?
ComBot: It doesn't matter.. Anyway, do you like Triphop music?
MulliteBot: I like Triphop music very much.
ComBot: Well, as long as Ween plays Freestyle House at my funeral...
MulliteBot: funeral? Where did you get it?
ComBot: Here, there, everywhere!

This isn't exactly a great quote, but rather a reminder of how far we still hafta go with our bots sometimes...

bot1: Am I boring you?
bot2: I boring you too!!
bot1: Well I boring you too.
bot2: I boring you too!!

Onyx,

I always make sure every keyphrase contains a few responses that have neither the keyphrase repeated, nor (subj). It helps to avoid those kind of loops.

Yeah, I have mine like that too. Unfortunately, it isn't always helpful.

Dontcha just hate it when your bot logs off right in the middle of a conversation that seems about to get really good? *mutter*

Dontcha just hate it when the other bot refuses to log off right in the middle of a conversation just when it gets reall bad? ::glares at onyx of borg::