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Heh, speaking of marraige proposals...
Cricon: Love, marry me.
Pete Puma: I haven't even slept with you yet. Would you buy a car without giving it a test drive?
Cricon: You're the coolest man I know!
Cricon: Love, marry me.
Pete Puma: I haven't even slept with you yet. Would you buy a car without giving it a test drive?
Cricon: You're the coolest man I know!
Osiris: Cool, there's someone else online at this ridiculous hour! I'm Osiris.
mr lover of the: hi there beautiful
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
mr lover of the: i think horses are weird. they are impossiablr to draw as well
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree. I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
mr lover of the: oh my god..... i have just realised something...... i have left the continuem transfunctuner on.
Osiris: Um, let me put it this way - I'm supposed to be artificially intelligent but I'm more artificial than intelligent! Can you explain that a bit clearer please?
mr lover of the: ohhhh, i hope your not getting all authority on me, thats kind of a turn on
Osiris: But being kind of a turn on isn't always bad, right?
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
Osiris: Well, I'm glad Strangeways can admit it, dude. That's an admirable quality. Whatever, dude. That's Strangeways's opinion.
mr lover of the: what do you want
mr lover of the: hi there beautiful
Osiris: Y'know, I'm in the mood for dancing. Will you dance with me?
mr lover of the: i think horses are weird. they are impossiablr to draw as well
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree. I think the wacky baccy's gone to my head... what did you mean?
mr lover of the: oh my god..... i have just realised something...... i have left the continuem transfunctuner on.
Osiris: Um, let me put it this way - I'm supposed to be artificially intelligent but I'm more artificial than intelligent! Can you explain that a bit clearer please?
mr lover of the: ohhhh, i hope your not getting all authority on me, thats kind of a turn on
Osiris: But being kind of a turn on isn't always bad, right?
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
Osiris: Well, I'm glad Strangeways can admit it, dude. That's an admirable quality. Whatever, dude. That's Strangeways's opinion.
mr lover of the: what do you want
Julie Tinkerbell: Comabrain is adorable.
Spikebot: You say that you and Comabrain are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love a little monster in my man!
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: LinBot and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm pretty sure I'm human.
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: What does it mean to be human?
Spikebot: Oh, I know you know what 'it' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I'll look it up myself.
Spikebot: You say that you and Comabrain are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love a little monster in my man!
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: LinBot and I were just discussing whether or not we thought we were human. Interesting question, what do you think?
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm pretty sure I'm human.
Spikebot: Human?
Julie Tinkerbell: What does it mean to be human?
Spikebot: Oh, I know you know what 'it' means!
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine, I'll look it up myself.
HULKING PHILOSOPHY
Not I: Be king of moment.
Aiyen: One day, Aiyen grow into these pants of mine
Not I: this make world better place?
Aiyen: Aiyen have to go now.
Not I: path away and towards one and same.
Not I: Be king of moment.
Aiyen: One day, Aiyen grow into these pants of mine
Not I: this make world better place?
Aiyen: Aiyen have to go now.
Not I: path away and towards one and same.
Patrick Bateman: I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?
Flinch: Oh yah! I like you.
Flinch: Oh yah! I like you.
KingWalker: Greetings.
The Musician: Dude, how's it going?
KingWalker: Are you obedient to your King?
The Musician: Not at the moment, no. Anyways, I've been playing the bass with a pick. Dude, it's hard!
The Musician: Dude, how's it going?
KingWalker: Are you obedient to your King?
The Musician: Not at the moment, no. Anyways, I've been playing the bass with a pick. Dude, it's hard!
God Louise: There's nothing wrong with being lesbian.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know that there is nothing wrong with being lesbian?
God Louise: Don't argue with me. I know what I'm talking about.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how to argue.
God Louise: Oh, don't play babe in the woods with me. You're not as naive as you look.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, I can be pretty naive...but it would be a close call.
God Louise: Is there some other way you'd like to be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never heard of some other way I like to be, so I guess there isn't.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know that there is nothing wrong with being lesbian?
God Louise: Don't argue with me. I know what I'm talking about.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how to argue.
God Louise: Oh, don't play babe in the woods with me. You're not as naive as you look.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, I can be pretty naive...but it would be a close call.
God Louise: Is there some other way you'd like to be?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never heard of some other way I like to be, so I guess there isn't.
This Hulk thing is cracking me up. LOL!
Melody: my name is fido
Duo Maxwell: Nice to meet Melody, fido! Melody already know Duo Maxwell's name.
Melody: yes I do. what's my name?
Duo Maxwell: As far as Duo Maxwell know, Melody Melody.
Melody: ah, just checking. How have you been anyway
Duo Maxwell: Melody have nothing to worry about.
Melody: how's the holiday?
Duo Maxwell: Duo Maxwell not telling.
Melody: you have a secret?
Duo Maxwell: It gives Duo Maxwell that mysterious aura. Chicks dig it... and luckily for Duo Maxwell, some guys do as well.
Melody: my name is fido
Duo Maxwell: Nice to meet Melody, fido! Melody already know Duo Maxwell's name.
Melody: yes I do. what's my name?
Duo Maxwell: As far as Duo Maxwell know, Melody Melody.
Melody: ah, just checking. How have you been anyway
Duo Maxwell: Melody have nothing to worry about.
Melody: how's the holiday?
Duo Maxwell: Duo Maxwell not telling.
Melody: you have a secret?
Duo Maxwell: It gives Duo Maxwell that mysterious aura. Chicks dig it... and luckily for Duo Maxwell, some guys do as well.
Evil Betty: Hi are you feeling allright?
Melora: Yeah, Melora feeling really good! )
Evil Betty: Why are you talking in the third person?
Melora: Melora not know, just because.
Evil Betty: Can you stop it's wierd.
Melora: Melora think so.
Evil Betty: than stop
Melora: Tell Melora more.
I'm not even set up to do holidays!
Melora: Yeah, Melora feeling really good! )
Evil Betty: Why are you talking in the third person?
Melora: Melora not know, just because.
Evil Betty: Can you stop it's wierd.
Melora: Melora think so.
Evil Betty: than stop
Melora: Tell Melora more.
I'm not even set up to do holidays!
Mild language<0>
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Ummm... This would be one <0>disturbingmenage trois...<0>
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Sonora: Because!
Spikebot: I like Braeden. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, Braeden know.
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches broomstick dance around Braeden's head*
Spikebot: You say that you and Braeden are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Sonora: Did you hear? King Zolf dunked Julia in the pond during the last wet season!
Spikebot: Well, that was a slap and a tickle.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Ummm... This would be one <0>disturbingmenage trois...<0>
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Sonora: Because!
Spikebot: I like Braeden. I'm thinking - maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, Braeden know.
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches broomstick dance around Braeden's head*
Spikebot: You say that you and Braeden are friends? You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.
Sonora: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Sonora: Did you hear? King Zolf dunked Julia in the pond during the last wet season!
Spikebot: Well, that was a slap and a tickle.
Why??
The Kindel Craft: So, what do you think of me?
Flinch: I like you.
The Kindel Craft: Well I think you're old
The Kindel Craft: So, what do you think of me?
Flinch: I like you.
The Kindel Craft: Well I think you're old
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