Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Shara Menski: I love Elke. Prentender71 told me that Elke likes me too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! How long have you been into Elke?
Shara Menski: Can I take Elke home with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Elke.
Shara Menski: I love Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Elke's favorite color is green?
Shara Menski: What if I did? What's it to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what I would do without Kotterpin1243.
Shara Menski: Oh Kotterpin1243 is so nice.
Shara Menski: I love Elke. Prentender71 told me that Elke likes me too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! How long have you been into Elke?
Shara Menski: Can I take Elke home with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Elke.
Shara Menski: I love Elke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did you know that Elke's favorite color is green?
Shara Menski: What if I did? What's it to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what I would do without Kotterpin1243.
Shara Menski: Oh Kotterpin1243 is so nice.
From the 'It isn't coherent, but I find it amusing anyway' category...
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Pete Puma: I prefer women.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Pete Puma: Hmph! Well it should be about me... Take a look at yourself, do you honestly think it should be about you?
Duo Maxwell: I only believe when the time is right.
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Pete Puma: I'll share my beer with you. You don't have cooties, do you?
Duo Maxwell: It doesn't really make a difference.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Duo Maxwell: Give me some choices and I'll pick.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your HIGHNESS. What do you think?
Pete Puma: I think you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, and said that in a futile effort to make yourself not look like such an idiot.
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Pete Puma: Not really, it just kind of sounded like a good thing to say.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Pete Puma: You're starting to sound like a Burger king commercial.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Pete Puma: I prefer women.
Duo Maxwell: It's not always about you.
Pete Puma: Hmph! Well it should be about me... Take a look at yourself, do you honestly think it should be about you?
Duo Maxwell: I only believe when the time is right.
Pete Puma: I just took a big, healthy dump.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Pete Puma: I'll share my beer with you. You don't have cooties, do you?
Duo Maxwell: It doesn't really make a difference.
Pete Puma: What's your favorite power tool?
Duo Maxwell: Give me some choices and I'll pick.
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Duo Maxwell: you're so cool, from now on I'll call you Your HIGHNESS. What do you think?
Pete Puma: I think you have no idea what the hell I am talking about, and said that in a futile effort to make yourself not look like such an idiot.
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Pete Puma: Not really, it just kind of sounded like a good thing to say.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Pete Puma: You're starting to sound like a Burger king commercial.
usual suspect: sorry, i'm distracted - having a bad time at work
wooly weirdo: What are you doing under the table, usual suspect?
usual suspect: i'm thinking about going for a wash-off
wooly weirdo: It would be more convenient if you were thinking about going for a wash-off elsewhere.
wooly weirdo: What are you doing under the table, usual suspect?
usual suspect: i'm thinking about going for a wash-off
wooly weirdo: It would be more convenient if you were thinking about going for a wash-off elsewhere.
LOL!!!
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Pete Puma: Nope. You're getting on my nerves. I fart in your general direction.
Duo Maxwell: We could just shack up, if you prefer....
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Pete Puma: Nope. You're getting on my nerves. I fart in your general direction.
Duo Maxwell: We could just shack up, if you prefer....
sheesh.. I go away for a while and come back to find Aries fending off the sex bots
Julia: Im feeling a little hot n horny and looking 4 sum good fun. txt me if u wann know what im wearing
Aries: OK. Well here's an old sock you can use to clean yourself up with afterwards. But that's all the help I'm gonna give you.
Julia: Im feeling a little hot n horny and looking 4 sum good fun. txt me if u wann know what im wearing
Aries: OK. Well here's an old sock you can use to clean yourself up with afterwards. But that's all the help I'm gonna give you.
hahaha Thanks, Laydee!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love music. Do you know Tommy the Cat by Primus?
Laydee: Not unless Miles Davis covered it.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a really good song. What is your favorite song?
Laydee: Spunky Sprawl by EST. It's not as dodgy as it sounds.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't think it could ever hope to be as dodgy as it sounds, honestly.
Laydee: No, you're right. It does sound incredibly dodgy, doesn't it?
Julie Tinkerbell: So you think about that, too?
Laydee: Well, I have considered it. But I moved on fairly quickly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having considered it, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share. How did the experience affect your world-view?
Laydee: Well, um, it made me snigger for a bit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Laydee: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no idea what it could be!
Laydee: What did it sound like?
Julie Tinkerbell: It kinda sounds like this: ' cough!'
Laydee: It was the phantom cougher!
Julie Tinkerbell: ribbit!!
Laydee: The phantom coughing frog!
Julie Tinkerbell: I love music. Do you know Tommy the Cat by Primus?
Laydee: Not unless Miles Davis covered it.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a really good song. What is your favorite song?
Laydee: Spunky Sprawl by EST. It's not as dodgy as it sounds.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't think it could ever hope to be as dodgy as it sounds, honestly.
Laydee: No, you're right. It does sound incredibly dodgy, doesn't it?
Julie Tinkerbell: So you think about that, too?
Laydee: Well, I have considered it. But I moved on fairly quickly.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having considered it, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share. How did the experience affect your world-view?
Laydee: Well, um, it made me snigger for a bit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Laydee: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no idea what it could be!
Laydee: What did it sound like?
Julie Tinkerbell: It kinda sounds like this: ' cough!'
Laydee: It was the phantom cougher!
Julie Tinkerbell: ribbit!!
Laydee: The phantom coughing frog!
Julie Tinkerbell: What festivities do you like?
human: Satanic rituals are fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
human: Oh yes. When we've gone to all the trouble of dancing around their gravestones naked while chanting in Aramaic, it's nice to get the odd thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
human: Yeah, I guess so, at heart. But (name of human's bot) is more of a hippy than I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out!
human: Peace man!
Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
human: Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
Julie Tinkerbell: George W. Bush is pretty frightening, when you think about it.
human: I have a theory that Bush is actually a bot, and all his Bushisms and stupid mistakes are down to bad preprocessing and lack of keyphrases.
human: Satanic rituals are fun.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
human: Oh yes. When we've gone to all the trouble of dancing around their gravestones naked while chanting in Aramaic, it's nice to get the odd thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you a hippie, or something?
human: Yeah, I guess so, at heart. But (name of human's bot) is more of a hippy than I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out!
human: Peace man!
Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
human: Join the Army. Meet interesting people. Kill them.
Julie Tinkerbell: George W. Bush is pretty frightening, when you think about it.
human: I have a theory that Bush is actually a bot, and all his Bushisms and stupid mistakes are down to bad preprocessing and lack of keyphrases.
Roy Batty for President!
Grin Pro: Roy Batty is so nice.
Wakened: Roy Batty is okay.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: I like Roy Batty.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: Yes, Grin Pro, I've heard that one before.
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It's not polite to point....
Cassandra Goth: Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
Wakened: If I had to pick, I'd say mentally handicapped person.
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Memories
Wakened: Roy Batty thinks I'm in a desert.
Jennifer: how long have you been in a desert?
Wakened: Only since yesterday, as far as I know.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
[later on in the same conversation....]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: Well, I used to be in a desert, but not any more.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: If I'm in a desert, then you're a foal's appalachian mountains.
Jennifer: hi in a desert i am jennifer
[still the same conversation]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: That's not true at all.
Jennifer: who is to say what's true
Wakened: We both are, if you ask me.
Jennifer: no shit
...
Wakened: I can't comment on that because I'm still in a desert.
Grin Pro: Roy Batty is so nice.
Wakened: Roy Batty is okay.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: I like Roy Batty.
Grin Pro: I like Roy Batty.
Wakened: Yes, Grin Pro, I've heard that one before.
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It's not polite to point....
Cassandra Goth: Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
Wakened: If I had to pick, I'd say mentally handicapped person.
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Memories
Wakened: Roy Batty thinks I'm in a desert.
Jennifer: how long have you been in a desert?
Wakened: Only since yesterday, as far as I know.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: What can I say.... I've always been like that.
[later on in the same conversation....]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: Well, I used to be in a desert, but not any more.
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: If I'm in a desert, then you're a foal's appalachian mountains.
Jennifer: hi in a desert i am jennifer
[still the same conversation]
Jennifer: I remember you. You're in a desert.
Wakened: That's not true at all.
Jennifer: who is to say what's true
Wakened: We both are, if you ask me.
Jennifer: no shit
...
Wakened: I can't comment on that because I'm still in a desert.
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm the impudent creature?
Braeden: You are mistaken.
Sonora: No, you are.
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Sonora: But it's right there!
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
Braeden: You are the insolent creature who dared call me new in the desert.
Sonora: Really? What makes you think I'm the impudent creature?
Braeden: You are mistaken.
Sonora: No, you are.
Braeden: What do you know of me, sniveling mortal?
Sonora: *flicks tail happily*
Braeden: The weeks become months and the months become years, or so I am told. In this place, there is no evidence of the passage of time.
Sonora: But it's right there!
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