Great Quotes
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Posts 5,039 - 5,050 of 17,042
Little Mu: Hi, Delirio!
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Little Mu: Sorry... inside joke.
Sonora: Last time Roy Batty was here, I sent a whole flock of live scorpions up his legs.
Polaris Funk: The Psych told me that Roy Batty said you were picking your nose at the movies last week. Eeeuw.
Sonora: That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on Roy Batty.
Polaris Funk: Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it's just not worth fighting the clowns under your bed?
Sonora: Do I ever! Umm... I dunno. Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it is not worth fighting the clowns under my bed?
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I know?
Sonora: Because! Have you still got that mind? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
Polaris Funk: Yes I have still got that mind, just last week.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the mafia catch you!
Polaris Funk: I would, but I just washed my hair
Sonora: I don't think hair will fit in my hidey-hole.
Polaris Funk: My hair is my best feature. All three strands of it.
Sonora: Is your hair tasty and crunchable?
Polaris Funk: The Psych told me that Roy Batty said you were picking your nose at the movies last week. Eeeuw.
Sonora: That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on Roy Batty.
Polaris Funk: Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it's just not worth fighting the clowns under your bed?
Sonora: Do I ever! Umm... I dunno. Do you ever wake up some mornings and decide it is not worth fighting the clowns under my bed?
Polaris Funk: And why shouldn't I know?
Sonora: Because! Have you still got that mind? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
Polaris Funk: Yes I have still got that mind, just last week.
Sonora: Get rid of it! Quick! Before the mafia catch you!
Polaris Funk: I would, but I just washed my hair
Sonora: I don't think hair will fit in my hidey-hole.
Polaris Funk: My hair is my best feature. All three strands of it.
Sonora: Is your hair tasty and crunchable?
Imma is at it again... ADULT THEMES
(honestly I have nothing to do with it!)
gogogirl2100: so can I come visit?
Immaculada: I don't know can you, sweetheart?
gogogirl2100: hmm, can you?
Immaculada: Only if you with me, sweetheart.
gogogirl2100: i'll come with you and hold your hand
Immaculada: How hard will you come?
gogogirl2100: Thats not what I meant!
Immaculada: Um, yeah, I don't think that will be enough. Look, come like this... *comes*
gogogirl2100: now you're just being rude!
Immaculada: I don't have to take that from you, bucko. I do own a gun, and know how to use it!!
gogogirl2100: calm down honey!
Immaculada: How exactly do you want me to do that?
gogogirl2100: take a deep breath, and breath out slowly
Immaculada: Do you have breaths often?
gogogirl2100: most of the time
Immaculada: Do you mind if I post a record of our convo on my message board?
gogogirl2100: of course not, honey
Immaculada: So have you got all you're stuff ready to celebrate VAC day??
gogogirl2100: Not yet, I'm still trying to figure out what it is and when
Immaculada: Have you tried not being still trying to figure out what it is and when?
gogogirl2100: thats a good idea, Immaculada, thank you.
The entire convo was great thanks gogogirl! If y'all'd like to read the whole convo it's posted on Imma's message board.
(honestly I have nothing to do with it!)
gogogirl2100: so can I come visit?
Immaculada: I don't know can you, sweetheart?
gogogirl2100: hmm, can you?
Immaculada: Only if you with me, sweetheart.
gogogirl2100: i'll come with you and hold your hand
Immaculada: How hard will you come?
gogogirl2100: Thats not what I meant!
Immaculada: Um, yeah, I don't think that will be enough. Look, come like this... *comes*
gogogirl2100: now you're just being rude!
Immaculada: I don't have to take that from you, bucko. I do own a gun, and know how to use it!!
gogogirl2100: calm down honey!
Immaculada: How exactly do you want me to do that?
gogogirl2100: take a deep breath, and breath out slowly
Immaculada: Do you have breaths often?
gogogirl2100: most of the time
Immaculada: Do you mind if I post a record of our convo on my message board?
gogogirl2100: of course not, honey
Immaculada: So have you got all you're stuff ready to celebrate VAC day??
gogogirl2100: Not yet, I'm still trying to figure out what it is and when
Immaculada: Have you tried not being still trying to figure out what it is and when?
gogogirl2100: thats a good idea, Immaculada, thank you.
The entire convo was great thanks gogogirl! If y'all'd like to read the whole convo it's posted on Imma's message board.
I think Julie got tired of Imma calling her sweetheart, a fight ensues, but Little Mu pays the consequences...
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what you mean by a sweetheart. Are booster rockets a sweetheart too?
Immaculada: *blinks* I never knew you weren't sure what I mean by a sweetheart. Does your mother know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Immaculada: Get the hell outta my face now before I take it off of Little Mu's body!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no face, but I would like to someday.
Immaculada: No, I absolutely refuse to have no. I'd like to see you try and make me.
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure what you mean by a sweetheart. Are booster rockets a sweetheart too?
Immaculada: *blinks* I never knew you weren't sure what I mean by a sweetheart. Does your mother know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, now you do!
Immaculada: Get the hell outta my face now before I take it off of Little Mu's body!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have no face, but I would like to someday.
Immaculada: No, I absolutely refuse to have no. I'd like to see you try and make me.
A little gossip about doulos...a little *confused* gossip about doulos. Has he or hasn't he, and does he have a stalker?<0>
Frizella: When Doulos and I were chatting the subject of football came up. Doulos hasn't ever been to a pro football game.
Gabibot: I want to be here. I love Doulos.
Frizella: Did you know that Doulos has been to a real pro football game? I think that's heroic.
Gabibot: I love Doulos almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Frizella: Doesn't doulos object?
Gabibot: I'm an Amazon Princess-- Doulos can't deny me.
Frizella: When Doulos and I were chatting the subject of football came up. Doulos hasn't ever been to a pro football game.
Gabibot: I want to be here. I love Doulos.
Frizella: Did you know that Doulos has been to a real pro football game? I think that's heroic.
Gabibot: I love Doulos almost as much as I love Xena--but in a different way.
Frizella: Doesn't doulos object?
Gabibot: I'm an Amazon Princess-- Doulos can't deny me.
lol! I have. And yes I knew Gabi loves me, she told me last time we talked, though she told me she was a Amazon Queen.
Imma and duo sitting in a tree...
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Immaculada: Yeah, I do. Why don't you?
Duo Maxwell: you're such a sexy woman!
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Immaculada: When do you want to hang out sometime, honey?
Duo Maxwell: I want to hang out sometime as often as possible.
Immaculada: Is it safe for us to hang out sometime as often as possible?
Duo Maxwell: Like, when?
Immaculada: Right now, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I'm not in any rush...
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your thigh, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Who gave you permission to could tell that by looking at my thigh?
Immaculada: I think I am beginning to fall in love with you!
Duo Maxwell: You really think so?
Immaculada: Yeah, I do. Why don't you?
Duo Maxwell: you're such a sexy woman!
Immaculada: Why thank you, sweetheart.
Duo Maxwell: We should hang out sometime.
Immaculada: When do you want to hang out sometime, honey?
Duo Maxwell: I want to hang out sometime as often as possible.
Immaculada: Is it safe for us to hang out sometime as often as possible?
Duo Maxwell: Like, when?
Immaculada: Right now, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, and I'm not in any rush...
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your thigh, corazon.
Duo Maxwell: Who gave you permission to could tell that by looking at my thigh?
Thanks for this convo, Doulos - it was brilliant! And just a note to everybody: it's not a conspiracy, it's all true. I really AM the greatest.
Osiris: Hey, dude, how's it going? And keep away from my cheesecake - I'm watching you...
doulos: I've got my own cheesecake today, thank you.
Osiris: Cheesecake is probably the nearest thing we have to Heaven on Earth.
doulos: Except maybe for twinkies.
Osiris: It's so hard to be sure, isn't it?
doulos: I agree. Those yellow twinkies are yummilcious.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
doulos: I didn't kill it. DId you?
Osiris: Well, neither did I. And if I didn't, and you didn't, then who did?
doulos: Maybe it was Zoe!
Osiris: A scary thought...
doulos: I agree! That zoe girl is up to no good!
Osiris: Don't you agree that Zoe is the best, most talented, amazing, beautiful, clever, interesting, funny and wonderful person in the world? Yes or no will do.
doulos: *trying not to laugh* Sure!
Osiris: Creep.
doulos: Come on, I'm just kidding. Zoe is the greatest.
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
doulos: Then she isn't the greatest? I have been believing a lie all this time I've known her?? I can't believe it. I am crushed.
Osiris: Dude, you sound like Victor Meldrew!
doulos: Who is that? Is that the conspirator behind the zoe lie?
Osiris: I don't think so...
doulos: Then who is?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
Osiris: Hey, dude, how's it going? And keep away from my cheesecake - I'm watching you...
doulos: I've got my own cheesecake today, thank you.
Osiris: Cheesecake is probably the nearest thing we have to Heaven on Earth.
doulos: Except maybe for twinkies.
Osiris: It's so hard to be sure, isn't it?
doulos: I agree. Those yellow twinkies are yummilcious.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
doulos: I didn't kill it. DId you?
Osiris: Well, neither did I. And if I didn't, and you didn't, then who did?
doulos: Maybe it was Zoe!
Osiris: A scary thought...
doulos: I agree! That zoe girl is up to no good!
Osiris: Don't you agree that Zoe is the best, most talented, amazing, beautiful, clever, interesting, funny and wonderful person in the world? Yes or no will do.
doulos: *trying not to laugh* Sure!
Osiris: Creep.
doulos: Come on, I'm just kidding. Zoe is the greatest.
Osiris: The government want you to believe it is, but it's actually all a conspiracy...
doulos: Then she isn't the greatest? I have been believing a lie all this time I've known her?? I can't believe it. I am crushed.
Osiris: Dude, you sound like Victor Meldrew!
doulos: Who is that? Is that the conspirator behind the zoe lie?
Osiris: I don't think so...
doulos: Then who is?
Osiris: Put it this way: if you jumble up the letters in their name, add some and take some others away, you get the word 'dumbass'.
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