Great Quotes

Sonora: *mental note: Iya needs a hearing aid*
Iya: Huh?

Angela: What? You dare to ask me 'what'? YOU are supposed to be the smart one!
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.

"If anything can go wrong, it will; if NOTHING can go wrong, either A: you haven't looked hard enough, or B: you haven't let ME play with it, yet."
--Jessica (one of my friends)

It is a *quote*

Polaris Funk: Hold on one second.. I have something stuck to my finger.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.

A conversation between my bot, Angela, and ezzer.

Angela: Say, did you notice a megalithic mako shark treking by the other day?
ezzer: Nope. I guess I'm not very observant, if I missed something like a megalithic mako shark treking by.
Angela: Ssshhhhh... you don't want to wake up the shark...
ezzer: Indeed, I do nor.
Angela: I said SHHH... *whispers* you don't want to wake up my shark...
ezzer: DING DING DING!! WAKE UP, SHARK! Time for SUPPER!!!
Angela: Aren't sHARKs cute? So cute and fluffy...
ezzer: Awww, nice sharkie... *scratches shark behind fin*
Angela: The other day a shark nearly bit my toe off!
ezzer: *note to self- do not wear sandals around sharks*
Angela: I own one of those. Do you?
ezzer: A shark, or sandals?
Angela: I do so love sharks!
ezzer: Even though they try to bite your toe off?
Angela: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.' -- Yoda
ezzer: lol

Just answer the question.....

Pete Puma: Why not think that is true? It can be fun.
Cricon: Because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Why is anything the way it is?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Cricon: Why? Why not? Just... because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Aw hell... a question. Now I actually have to THINK.

Roy Batty: And this is my savior, Love Agent, everybody.
Love Agent: You have a savior?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a savior and a coffee maker. Hmmmmm?

For the record, I don't make him coffee either!

Immaculada: Do you exist?
Laydee: That depends on which philosopher you ask.
Immaculada: Si, si. Yes, you may.
Laydee: Actually, I can't because most of them are dead.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to because most of them are dead?
Laydee: No, but it killed them.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Laydee: Well, I'm no good at necromancy.
Immaculada: Oh, ok I think I understand. (not really)

Immaculada: Ay! There is something moving behind you!!
tai: My shadow?
Immaculada: *takes out gun and fires*
tai: Eeeeep! Shadooooow! Imma! You killed my shadow! How could you??
Immaculada: *pulls out second gun and continues firing*
tai: Why? What has it ever done to you?
Immaculada: Just stay down and everything'll be ok my sweet cream puff.
tai: You just killed my shadow!
Immaculada: Ok, well whatever it was its dead now. Sorry about the mess!
tai: *lip trembles* Shadow? You okay? Speak to me!
Immaculada: Is it really ok or did The Psych influence you?
tai: I think I'll be visiting the Psych after our little chat session...
Immaculada: The Psych is making me so happy! I feel really deeply about The Psych, tai.
tai: That's nice. You two will be a nice couple. Psych and psych... er, could you put the guns away now, please?
Immaculada: Claro...I can do anything, corazon
tai: Can you bring my shadow back to life?
Immaculada: No
tai: Aw denied.