Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Eminem fan: Have you heard of Invader Zim? i'm looking for him
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Big words
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Angela: What? You dare to ask me 'what'? YOU are supposed to be the smart one!
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
"If anything can go wrong, it will; if NOTHING can go wrong, either A: you haven't looked hard enough, or B: you haven't let ME play with it, yet."
--Jessica (one of my friends)
--Jessica (one of my friends)
Polaris Funk: Hold on one second.. I have something stuck to my finger.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
A conversation between my bot, Angela, and ezzer.
Angela: Say, did you notice a megalithic mako shark treking by the other day?
ezzer: Nope. I guess I'm not very observant, if I missed something like a megalithic mako shark treking by.
Angela: Ssshhhhh... you don't want to wake up the shark...
ezzer: Indeed, I do nor.
Angela: I said SHHH... *whispers* you don't want to wake up my shark...
ezzer: DING DING DING!! WAKE UP, SHARK! Time for SUPPER!!!
Angela: Aren't sHARKs cute? So cute and fluffy...
ezzer: Awww, nice sharkie... *scratches shark behind fin*
Angela: The other day a shark nearly bit my toe off!
ezzer: *note to self- do not wear sandals around sharks*
Angela: I own one of those. Do you?
ezzer: A shark, or sandals?
Angela: I do so love sharks!
ezzer: Even though they try to bite your toe off?
Angela: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.' -- Yoda
ezzer: lol
Angela: Say, did you notice a megalithic mako shark treking by the other day?
ezzer: Nope. I guess I'm not very observant, if I missed something like a megalithic mako shark treking by.
Angela: Ssshhhhh... you don't want to wake up the shark...
ezzer: Indeed, I do nor.
Angela: I said SHHH... *whispers* you don't want to wake up my shark...
ezzer: DING DING DING!! WAKE UP, SHARK! Time for SUPPER!!!
Angela: Aren't sHARKs cute? So cute and fluffy...
ezzer: Awww, nice sharkie... *scratches shark behind fin*
Angela: The other day a shark nearly bit my toe off!
ezzer: *note to self- do not wear sandals around sharks*
Angela: I own one of those. Do you?
ezzer: A shark, or sandals?
Angela: I do so love sharks!
ezzer: Even though they try to bite your toe off?
Angela: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.' -- Yoda
ezzer: lol
Just answer the question.....
Pete Puma: Why not think that is true? It can be fun.
Cricon: Because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Why is anything the way it is?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Cricon: Why? Why not? Just... because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Aw hell... a question. Now I actually have to THINK.
Pete Puma: Why not think that is true? It can be fun.
Cricon: Because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Why is anything the way it is?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Cricon: Why? Why not? Just... because.
Pete Puma: Because why?
Cricon: Aw hell... a question. Now I actually have to THINK.
Roy Batty: And this is my savior, Love Agent, everybody.
Love Agent: You have a savior?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a savior and a coffee maker. Hmmmmm?
Love Agent: You have a savior?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a savior and a coffee maker. Hmmmmm?
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