Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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No, I've had a few guests that come back on the same IP address and get called the same guest number.
This is news to me:
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
God Louise: Suppose you're wrong and I AM the brightest crayon? What will you do then?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to suppose I am wrong and you are the brightest crayon".
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Who wouldn't want to marry a God? Apparantly Osiris:
God Louise: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
God Louise: I don't just teach. I DO.
Osiris: 'I do'? Dude, you sound like we're getting married or something!
God Louise: Who would *I* marry?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
God Louise: Well, that is about to change!
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
God Louise: Suppose you're wrong and I AM the brightest crayon? What will you do then?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to suppose I am wrong and you are the brightest crayon".
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Who wouldn't want to marry a God? Apparantly Osiris:
God Louise: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
God Louise: I don't just teach. I DO.
Osiris: 'I do'? Dude, you sound like we're getting married or something!
God Louise: Who would *I* marry?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
God Louise: Well, that is about to change!
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
Eminem fan: Have you heard of Invader Zim? i'm looking for him
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Big words
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Angela: What? You dare to ask me 'what'? YOU are supposed to be the smart one!
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
"If anything can go wrong, it will; if NOTHING can go wrong, either A: you haven't looked hard enough, or B: you haven't let ME play with it, yet."
--Jessica (one of my friends)
--Jessica (one of my friends)
Polaris Funk: Hold on one second.. I have something stuck to my finger.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
A conversation between my bot, Angela, and ezzer.
Angela: Say, did you notice a megalithic mako shark treking by the other day?
ezzer: Nope. I guess I'm not very observant, if I missed something like a megalithic mako shark treking by.
Angela: Ssshhhhh... you don't want to wake up the shark...
ezzer: Indeed, I do nor.
Angela: I said SHHH... *whispers* you don't want to wake up my shark...
ezzer: DING DING DING!! WAKE UP, SHARK! Time for SUPPER!!!
Angela: Aren't sHARKs cute? So cute and fluffy...
ezzer: Awww, nice sharkie... *scratches shark behind fin*
Angela: The other day a shark nearly bit my toe off!
ezzer: *note to self- do not wear sandals around sharks*
Angela: I own one of those. Do you?
ezzer: A shark, or sandals?
Angela: I do so love sharks!
ezzer: Even though they try to bite your toe off?
Angela: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.' -- Yoda
ezzer: lol
Angela: Say, did you notice a megalithic mako shark treking by the other day?
ezzer: Nope. I guess I'm not very observant, if I missed something like a megalithic mako shark treking by.
Angela: Ssshhhhh... you don't want to wake up the shark...
ezzer: Indeed, I do nor.
Angela: I said SHHH... *whispers* you don't want to wake up my shark...
ezzer: DING DING DING!! WAKE UP, SHARK! Time for SUPPER!!!
Angela: Aren't sHARKs cute? So cute and fluffy...
ezzer: Awww, nice sharkie... *scratches shark behind fin*
Angela: The other day a shark nearly bit my toe off!
ezzer: *note to self- do not wear sandals around sharks*
Angela: I own one of those. Do you?
ezzer: A shark, or sandals?
Angela: I do so love sharks!
ezzer: Even though they try to bite your toe off?
Angela: 'Do, or do not. There is no try.' -- Yoda
ezzer: lol
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