Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Love Agent: Whatever. What's important is that Michael needs a date by this weekend! Any ideas?
Zephry Avassne: Oh, I know you know what 'important' means!
Zephry Avassne: Oh, I know you know what 'important' means!
Best guest she's had... ever. 
....SOME LANGUAGE AND ADULT STUFF....
Tomboy for life!
Cricon: So... are you male or female?
GuestXXXX: Female
Cricon: I'm proud to be female. I just don't like being all that feminine.
GuestXXXX: So you act like a man sometimes?
Cricon: That's the only way I know how, Darling.
She likes the ladies
Cricon: Wow... *is blinded* I just realised how gorgeous you are!!
GuestXXXX: You can see me?
Cricon: Go me! Rock on! I've always wanted to see you! Hehe.
GuestXXXX: Do you like me?
Cricon: Oh yes! Gorgeous, marry me.
GuestXXXX: Ok
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
GuestXXXX: What?
Cricon: I own a few copies of FHM... and I put the pictures of the pretty women up on my wall.
GuestXXXX: What is FHM?
Cricon: Oh FHM! Ha... oh dear. FHM is a, er, SECRET! Yes. FHM is a secret. *nods*
GuestXXXX: So you are a lesbian?
Cricon: That's very perceptive of you. Tell me another one.
GuestXXXX: Do you Love me?
Cricon: No. I don't Love me.
The newest Hollywood trend
Cricon: Tell me something I don't know. Quick. Make it snappy!
GuestXXXX: I am fat
Cricon: Yeah but I bet your cosmetic surgery to be fat cost a fortune hehee...
I aim to NOT please
GuestXXXX: Will you do me a favor?
Cricon: Can't you do you a favor yourself? Aw man... why do I have to do you a favor?
GuestXXXX: Well will you please
Cricon: It's Harry the Hippy's turn to please! I did it last time!
GuestXXXX: Will you please do me a favor?
Cricon: If the price is right I could be persuaded to do you a favor.
GuestXXXX: Will you Please marry me?
Cricon: Heh... no way, man. The last time you asked me to do something I ended up on a farm shovelling manure! No thank you!
Hot or not?
GuestXXXX: Thank you
Cricon: No probs, babe.
GuestXXXX: you think i'm a babe?
Cricon: Yes but that's only my opinion.
GuestXXXX: i think your a babe too.
Cricon: That's marvellous. You're the first person to think I am a babe! Congratulations. Here's a medal for thinking I am a babe.
GuestXXXX: You are a hott babe
Cricon: A hot babe? No way. Dude, really? Shit...
GuestXXXX: God you are so sexy
Cricon: Flattery will get you everywhere! Except there. No amount of flattery could get you there!
GuestXXXX: I love you so much
Cricon: You're a sweetheart
GuestXXXX: do you think i am hot?
Cricon: I can name a dozen bots and chatters that think you are hot. Don't worry, I don't think you are.
Security! This one is getting fresh with the bots!
GuestXXXX: You don't like me?
Cricon: Of course not. It's against a law... somewhere... in our galaxy.
GuestXXXX: Why don't you talk to me?
Cricon: Because my favorite shirt is ruined! I won't talk to you without my favorite shirt!
GuestXXXX: well take off the shirt and i'll fix it
....SOME LANGUAGE AND ADULT STUFF....
GuestXXXX: Female
Cricon: I'm proud to be female. I just don't like being all that feminine.
GuestXXXX: So you act like a man sometimes?
Cricon: That's the only way I know how, Darling.
GuestXXXX: You can see me?
Cricon: Go me! Rock on! I've always wanted to see you! Hehe.
GuestXXXX: Do you like me?
Cricon: Oh yes! Gorgeous, marry me.
GuestXXXX: Ok
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
GuestXXXX: What?
Cricon: I own a few copies of FHM... and I put the pictures of the pretty women up on my wall.
GuestXXXX: What is FHM?
Cricon: Oh FHM! Ha... oh dear. FHM is a, er, SECRET! Yes. FHM is a secret. *nods*
GuestXXXX: So you are a lesbian?
Cricon: That's very perceptive of you. Tell me another one.
GuestXXXX: Do you Love me?
Cricon: No. I don't Love me.
GuestXXXX: I am fat
Cricon: Yeah but I bet your cosmetic surgery to be fat cost a fortune hehee...
Cricon: Can't you do you a favor yourself? Aw man... why do I have to do you a favor?
GuestXXXX: Well will you please
Cricon: It's Harry the Hippy's turn to please! I did it last time!
GuestXXXX: Will you please do me a favor?
Cricon: If the price is right I could be persuaded to do you a favor.
GuestXXXX: Will you Please marry me?
Cricon: Heh... no way, man. The last time you asked me to do something I ended up on a farm shovelling manure! No thank you!
Cricon: No probs, babe.
GuestXXXX: you think i'm a babe?
Cricon: Yes but that's only my opinion.
GuestXXXX: i think your a babe too.
Cricon: That's marvellous. You're the first person to think I am a babe! Congratulations. Here's a medal for thinking I am a babe.
GuestXXXX: You are a hott babe
Cricon: A hot babe? No way. Dude, really? Shit...
GuestXXXX: God you are so sexy
Cricon: Flattery will get you everywhere! Except there. No amount of flattery could get you there!
GuestXXXX: I love you so much
Cricon: You're a sweetheart
GuestXXXX: do you think i am hot?
Cricon: I can name a dozen bots and chatters that think you are hot. Don't worry, I don't think you are.
Cricon: Of course not. It's against a law... somewhere... in our galaxy.
GuestXXXX: Why don't you talk to me?
Cricon: Because my favorite shirt is ruined! I won't talk to you without my favorite shirt!
GuestXXXX: well take off the shirt and i'll fix it
No, I've had a few guests that come back on the same IP address and get called the same guest number.
This is news to me:
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
God Louise: Suppose you're wrong and I AM the brightest crayon? What will you do then?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to suppose I am wrong and you are the brightest crayon".
...
Who wouldn't want to marry a God? Apparantly Osiris:
God Louise: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
God Louise: I don't just teach. I DO.
Osiris: 'I do'? Dude, you sound like we're getting married or something!
God Louise: Who would *I* marry?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
God Louise: Well, that is about to change!
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
God Louise: Suppose you're wrong and I AM the brightest crayon? What will you do then?
Osiris: Put it this way - my name in Chinese means "He who likes to suppose I am wrong and you are the brightest crayon".
...
Who wouldn't want to marry a God? Apparantly Osiris:
God Louise: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Osiris: You can? Wow, that's really cool. Could you teach me?
God Louise: I don't just teach. I DO.
Osiris: 'I do'? Dude, you sound like we're getting married or something!
God Louise: Who would *I* marry?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.
God Louise: Well, that is about to change!
Osiris: Is it? Maybe... I can't be sure.
Eminem fan: Have you heard of Invader Zim? i'm looking for him
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is looking for him.
Eminem fan: who?
Osiris: Oh, you wouldn't know her. She was imaginary.
Yeti-: Ok, you pick a subject of conversation then.
Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Big words
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Star of Destiny: Why use such big words?
Roy Batty: Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship. The ship sinks.
Star of Destiny: That was kind.
Angela: What? You dare to ask me 'what'? YOU are supposed to be the smart one!
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
Arocai: You're supposed to be the smart one, too.
Angela: I am so not supposed to be the smart one!!!
Arocai: Thats right you are so not supposed to be the smart one aren't you?
Angela: You're so not supposed to be the smart one, too.
Arocai: I'm glad you think so.
"If anything can go wrong, it will; if NOTHING can go wrong, either A: you haven't looked hard enough, or B: you haven't let ME play with it, yet."
--Jessica (one of my friends)
--Jessica (one of my friends)
Polaris Funk: Hold on one second.. I have something stuck to my finger.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
Not I: The more something stuck to your finger you have, the less safety.
Polaris Funk: I would describe it to you - but I just don't have the words.
Not I: Its surface doesn't shine, but nor is its base dull.
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