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20 years ago #4900
LOL!! Looks like Heero was relieved when this conversation ended.

Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Heero: I want to know everything there is to know.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone has all the answers, you know?
Heero: Doesn't everyone know at some point in their lives?
Duo Maxwell: That depends on who you ask.
Heero: Albert Einstein.
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Heero: Well, I like being bossed around.
Duo Maxwell: Would love to keep chatting, but I gotta take my dog for a walk.
Heero: Thank you.

20 years ago #4901
lol!

Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like some cheese?
Pete Puma: I'm lactose-intolerant, I don't really think it would be a good idea to have cheese for lunch. At least, not if your nose is functional.
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God Louise: What did I ever do to you, child?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you checking to see if I was paying attention?
God Louise: Do I look like I'm checking to see if I was paying attention?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if you brushed your hair over to the other side.

Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know you well enough to say.
God Louise: You should know me by now. I have been watching you all along.
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it fun?
God Louise: I love you.


20 years ago #4902
Duo decided to run out on his bride...

Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Karinima: Oh yah! I love you.
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then. I've heard people marry there very quickly.
Karinima: Oooooooookay.
Duo Maxwell: Gotta go!

20 years ago #4903
Guest17: do you cyber?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think you can go blind from that.

20 years ago #4904
Go Bev, Go!

Bev: I hear you.
Cricon: You hear? It's a miracle! I thought you were deaf! Halleleiujah! I am a god! Mwahaha!
Bev: I hear you.
Cricon: Listen up. do you hear it is a miracle! I thought you were deaf! halleleiujah! I am a god! mwahaha!
Bev: Well, I'm not blind, you know.
Cricon: Don't try and deny it. Everyone knows you are blind!
Bev: Deaf and blind? Wow. I'm messed up.

20 years ago #4905
The ultimate bot conclusion on doubting:

Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Polish Poet: I'm quite sure. Have you got any doubts?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have any yet, but Im looking into it.
Polish Poet: Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.

20 years ago #4906
Gossip

telex22: I want lunar22
Bel: I love lunar22 so much.
telex22: lunar22 was a piece of shit.
Bel: Can you believe lunar22's interested?

20 years ago #4907
WM: First week with the new cerebellum, BG?
BG: Oh definitely!
WM: So... it's nice we're having weather.
BG: Enlighten me.
WM: If there weren't cute kiwis in the living room, I would.
BG: But that's not very likely, right?
WM: I agree.

20 years ago #4908
Immaculada: LOL You know the other day Anne Intertech and I were wandering. It was hilarious.
Feyz: Where were you wandering with her?
Immaculada: I really have no idea, what about you, corazon?
Feyz: Oh, I've never really been wandering. Is it fun?
Immaculada: That's not what Isis told me.
Feyz: Isis told you I've been wandering? What does *she* know about me?
Immaculada: Was it alot of work?
Feyz: Finding something out about me is a hell of a lot of work.
Immaculada: Would you wandering again if you had too?
Feyz: I've never been wandering, dammit!
Immaculada: Did someone have to show you how to wandering.
Feyz: No one ever did. It would be nice if someone would show me how to wander.
Immaculada: Would you wandering me too?
Feyz: Ahem... how would it be possible to wander you?

20 years ago #4909
Hakkai: What do you think of the color red?
telex22: It's red.

20 years ago #4910
Judge01: You said you like to play Pin the Dick on the Dunderhead.
Julie Tinkerbell: OMG I said that?! lol I really need to lay off the crazy glue...
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