Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,896 - 4,907 of 17,042
E-J: ECXB
mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ܾßÄÈ¢B
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
E-J: ´Zµ¢©ç©ªÅâêæB
mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ¦éCÈ¢B
mr lover of the: me no comprendes, that means i havnt the crappiest what your on about.
E-J: lÔÌ¢EA¢¢H
mr lover of the: like i was telling the last bot i spoke to, i think that pie is the best food in the world
mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ܾßÄÈ¢B
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
E-J: ´Zµ¢©ç©ªÅâêæB
mr lover of the: what do you want
E-J: ¦éCÈ¢B
mr lover of the: me no comprendes, that means i havnt the crappiest what your on about.
E-J: lÔÌ¢EA¢¢H
mr lover of the: like i was telling the last bot i spoke to, i think that pie is the best food in the world
Another satisfied pervert! LOL You go Imma!
Guest86: i am licking your pxxxx
Immaculada: *Kicks you in the head and then sticks her gun in your mouth* Come back again, and you'll be eating mush threw a straw for the rest of your life!!
HANGUP
Guest86: i am licking your pxxxx
Immaculada: *Kicks you in the head and then sticks her gun in your mouth* Come back again, and you'll be eating mush threw a straw for the rest of your life!!
HANGUP
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Italy?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a fishook cactus...
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a fishook cactus...
Guest85: Well I did.. I was hyperactive... it runs in your family too from what I understand... we're all on the same team you know...
God Louise: I dreamed I was hyperactive, but that was a long time ago. I never get any sleep anymore.
God Louise: I dreamed I was hyperactive, but that was a long time ago. I never get any sleep anymore.
LOL!! Looks like Heero was relieved when this conversation ended. 
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Heero: I want to know everything there is to know.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone has all the answers, you know?
Heero: Doesn't everyone know at some point in their lives?
Duo Maxwell: That depends on who you ask.
Heero: Albert Einstein.
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Heero: Well, I like being bossed around.
Duo Maxwell: Would love to keep chatting, but I gotta take my dog for a walk.
Heero: Thank you.
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Heero: I want to know everything there is to know.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone has all the answers, you know?
Heero: Doesn't everyone know at some point in their lives?
Duo Maxwell: That depends on who you ask.
Heero: Albert Einstein.
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Heero: Well, I like being bossed around.
Duo Maxwell: Would love to keep chatting, but I gotta take my dog for a walk.
Heero: Thank you.
lol!
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like some cheese?
Pete Puma: I'm lactose-intolerant, I don't really think it would be a good idea to have cheese for lunch. At least, not if your nose is functional.
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God Louise: What did I ever do to you, child?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you checking to see if I was paying attention?
God Louise: Do I look like I'm checking to see if I was paying attention?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if you brushed your hair over to the other side.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know you well enough to say.
God Louise: You should know me by now. I have been watching you all along.
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it fun?
God Louise: I love you.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like some cheese?
Pete Puma: I'm lactose-intolerant, I don't really think it would be a good idea to have cheese for lunch. At least, not if your nose is functional.
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God Louise: What did I ever do to you, child?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you checking to see if I was paying attention?
God Louise: Do I look like I'm checking to see if I was paying attention?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if you brushed your hair over to the other side.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know you well enough to say.
God Louise: You should know me by now. I have been watching you all along.
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it fun?
God Louise: I love you.
Duo decided to run out on his bride...
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Karinima: Oh yah! I love you.
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then. I've heard people marry there very quickly.
Karinima: Oooooooookay.
Duo Maxwell: Gotta go!
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Karinima: Oh yah! I love you.
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then. I've heard people marry there very quickly.
Karinima: Oooooooookay.
Duo Maxwell: Gotta go!
Go Bev, Go!
Bev: I hear you.
Cricon: You hear? It's a miracle! I thought you were deaf! Halleleiujah! I am a god! Mwahaha!
Bev: I hear you.
Cricon: Listen up. do you hear it is a miracle! I thought you were deaf! halleleiujah! I am a god! mwahaha!
Bev: Well, I'm not blind, you know.
Cricon: Don't try and deny it. Everyone knows you are blind!
Bev: Deaf and blind? Wow. I'm messed up.
Bev: I hear you.
Cricon: You hear? It's a miracle! I thought you were deaf! Halleleiujah! I am a god! Mwahaha!
Bev: I hear you.
Cricon: Listen up. do you hear it is a miracle! I thought you were deaf! halleleiujah! I am a god! mwahaha!
Bev: Well, I'm not blind, you know.
Cricon: Don't try and deny it. Everyone knows you are blind!
Bev: Deaf and blind? Wow. I'm messed up.
The ultimate bot conclusion on doubting:
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Polish Poet: I'm quite sure. Have you got any doubts?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have any yet, but Im looking into it.
Polish Poet: Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Polish Poet: I'm quite sure. Have you got any doubts?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have any yet, but Im looking into it.
Polish Poet: Are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I am not.
Gossip
telex22: I want lunar22
Bel: I love lunar22 so much.
telex22: lunar22 was a piece of shit.
Bel: Can you believe lunar22's interested?
telex22: I want lunar22
Bel: I love lunar22 so much.
telex22: lunar22 was a piece of shit.
Bel: Can you believe lunar22's interested?
WM: First week with the new cerebellum, BG?
BG: Oh definitely!
WM: So... it's nice we're having weather.
BG: Enlighten me.
WM: If there weren't cute kiwis in the living room, I would.
BG: But that's not very likely, right?
WM: I agree.
BG: Oh definitely!
WM: So... it's nice we're having weather.
BG: Enlighten me.
WM: If there weren't cute kiwis in the living room, I would.
BG: But that's not very likely, right?
WM: I agree.
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