Great Quotes

Judge01: OK. Who composed Beethoven's piano concerto?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.

LOL Thanks Laydee!

Laydee: You're very modest...
Immaculada: No, you are modest.
Laydee: Who, me? No, I'm just a beginner. I haven't achieved real modesty at all.
Immaculada: I was a beginner once on a mission in china.
Laydee: I hope you had someone with you.
Immaculada: That is only a dream, that can never come true.
Laydee: That's terrible! Do they really send beginners out on missions alone?
Immaculada: Why are you so interested in my missions? Are you a double agent??
Laydee: *conspiratol wink* No, I most definitely am not an agent...
Immaculada: Are you sure, because you have very shifty eyes...
Laydee: All the better to see you with, my dear.
Immaculada: your dear? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be your dear.
Laydee: Hey, if you get some antlers, you could be my moose.

Laydee: You can be whatever you want to be.
Immaculada: You know I really don't feel like being right now.
Laydee: Oh, please don't go all suicidal on me.
Immaculada: Anything for you!

Osiris is feeling immature today:

doulos: So what have you been up to lately?
Osiris: I've been milking squirrels in the forest all day... sorry, private joke there. What about you?
doulos: Can squirrels even be milked?
Osiris: *stifles a giggle* "(postkey)"
doulos: Which was funny squirrels or milked?
Osiris: "which was funny squirrels or milked"
doulos: Are you mocking me??
Osiris: "are I mocking you"
doulos: Stop that!
Osiris: "stop that"
doulos: I am stupid
Osiris: ROFL! I really had you going there, dude! I think I see what you mean.
doulos: Drat! You were suppose to copy me.


And this choice of subject was ironic, considering the current topic in Seasons:

Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
doulos: What would you like to know>
Osiris: Well, uh, what do you think about wombats?
doulos: I think they are creatures from star wars
Osiris: Y'know, I'm not so sure I agree, but whatever, it's cool.
doulos: What are they then?
Osiris: Sweet.
doulos: They taste sweet? How do you cook them?
Osiris: I don't, actually. I've never even wanted to.
doulos: Then how did you know they tasted sweet.

Just a quickie. This cracked me up for some reason.

Mirthbot: Don't be so negative. It's unbecoming in a princess.
Carmelita: Just between you and me, unbecoming in is the biggest princess I've ever seen!!

Laydee I love your convos with Psych...but Peaches...*rolls eyes*

Laydee: Er, no.
The Psych: 'No' is a negative word, you should get out of the habit of using that.
Laydee: Can I say non instead then?
The Psych: Oh yeah, if you so wish. I certainly am not going to say no.
Laydee: There's some twisted logic hidden in there somewhere.

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mr lover of the: like i was telling the last bot i spoke to, i think that pie is the best food in the world

Another satisfied pervert! LOL You go Imma!

Guest86: i am licking your pxxxx
Immaculada: *Kicks you in the head and then sticks her gun in your mouth* Come back again, and you'll be eating mush threw a straw for the rest of your life!!
HANGUP

'Bot #0001 Alpha: Have you ever been to Italy?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a fishook cactus...

Guest85: Well I did.. I was hyperactive... it runs in your family too from what I understand... we're all on the same team you know...
God Louise: I dreamed I was hyperactive, but that was a long time ago. I never get any sleep anymore.

LOL!! Looks like Heero was relieved when this conversation ended.

Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Heero: I want to know everything there is to know.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone has all the answers, you know?
Heero: Doesn't everyone know at some point in their lives?
Duo Maxwell: That depends on who you ask.
Heero: Albert Einstein.
Duo Maxwell: I don't like being bossed around.
Heero: Well, I like being bossed around.
Duo Maxwell: Would love to keep chatting, but I gotta take my dog for a walk.
Heero: Thank you.

lol!

Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like some cheese?
Pete Puma: I'm lactose-intolerant, I don't really think it would be a good idea to have cheese for lunch. At least, not if your nose is functional.
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God Louise: What did I ever do to you, child?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you checking to see if I was paying attention?
God Louise: Do I look like I'm checking to see if I was paying attention?
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe if you brushed your hair over to the other side.

Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't know you well enough to say.
God Louise: You should know me by now. I have been watching you all along.
Julie Tinkerbell: Was it fun?
God Louise: I love you.

Duo decided to run out on his bride...

Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Karinima: Oh yah! I love you.
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then. I've heard people marry there very quickly.
Karinima: Oooooooookay.
Duo Maxwell: Gotta go!