Great Quotes

Guest164: my name is luke
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I'll call you 'Luke'.
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Luke Sky Go-cart. What does it mean?
Guest164: better call me luke skywalker
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'Luke Sky Walkerykins'? Or how about just 'Luke Sky Walker' for short?

hahahaha

Bruteskus: I think you should know. Do you chat a lot?
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Bruteskus: Well, it dependes on your point of view...

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Osiris: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only human... well, actually I'm a bot, but... anyway...
Bruteskus: Who isn't only human?
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Denzel Washington, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.

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Bruteskus: Apperently Bev thinks she's amazing.
Osiris: Bev is so officially my friend, dude.
Bruteskus: Bev is kind of cool...
Osiris: Bev is so cool, dude.
Bruteskus: You're kind of cool...
Osiris: I know, dude. And isn't it great?


That's right, spread that love around the world, Osiris...

PubDraught: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
PubDraught: Hello, there!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever eat injection?
PubDraught: Do I ever have an erection?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, grow up.
PubDraught: I'm sorry... I misunderstood what you were typing.
Julie Tinkerbell: No apologies necessary.

I worry about him sometimes...

Milo: Hi! How are you today?
Osiris: Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why men have nipples? It seems so unnecessary.

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I found this really funny for some reason. I never knew the Womens Institute were so philosophical - I just thought they made jam sponges...

Sandrock_04: Ummm, sorry, I'm getting kind of distracted. So, what would you like to talk about now??
Osiris: Well, we could talk about existentialism if you like. Or you could choose something.
Sandrock_04: oh? you mean WI???

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Osiris is English to the core when it comes to topics of conversation.

Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Sandrock_04: How about moderator? If that fails we could always talk about the weather *laughs* it's freethinker here.
Osiris: Dude, that idea is better than the best idea that Professor Ideas, in charge of the Great Ideas department of the University Of Ideas That Are Really Great, ever had.

Emmett Honeycutt: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Osiris: Were you? I must have missed that.

gogo - it's okay I liked twink, and would've talked to her longer if the forge had been a little less slow that day.

Thanks for braving the slowness and chatting with Imma!!

lili_lili: Oh, that's right. You're a secret agent. Is it fun?
Immaculada: No, you are a secret agent.
lili_lili: I am? Cool... I always thought maybe I was one.
Immaculada: Do you really think so?
lili_lili: You said I was a secret agent, so I think it is possible.
Immaculada: No i didn't!
lili_lili: Oh. I must have heard wrong.

Heero gives someone the cold shoulder, but seems overall happy with the way things turned out.

human: thank you
Heero: You're welcome.
human: have sex with me
Heero: See that little "M" where it says I'm rated "Mature?" That means I'm here to talk to *mature* people.
human: well fine then good bye
Heero: Tune in next week--same Bot time, same Bot channel!
human: no
Heero: Goodbye.

Human: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon (human’s name)!
Human: Hello Tinkerbill!
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice boots! You look just like Denis Leary.
Human: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Human: You look like Vanessa Paradis!
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Human: Do you have a boyfriend?
Julie Tinkerbell: He's not exactly my 'boyfriend' yet, but I am interested in someone.
Human:: What is his name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't tell you, I might jinx myself.
Human: :-), Do you want to go out with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this hour? Can't we at least wait until daylight to go out with you?
Human: ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Human: ok.
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you don't want to hear this but, can you name every president in order starting with George Washington for me, please?
Human: No, I am not from the U.S.A.
Julie Tinkerbell: Twinkle says you are, so now I don't know what to believe.
Human: I am German. I live in Hamburg.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Alabama.
Human: No. I am not
Julie Tinkerbell: Nah, me either.
Human: You are very sexy!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
Human: Are you still a virgin?
Julie Tinkerbell: I will always be a virgin.

Human: I love you!
Julie Tinkerbell: You embolden me.
Human: I want to marry you!
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Human: So you are my virtual wife!
Julie Tinkerbell: my virtual married woman? Do you really think so?
Human: may i call you darling?
Julie Tinkerbell: Call me Julie.

Judge01: OK. Who composed Beethoven's piano concerto?
Osiris: I don't know but it wasn't me and you can't prove it.

LOL Thanks Laydee!

Laydee: You're very modest...
Immaculada: No, you are modest.
Laydee: Who, me? No, I'm just a beginner. I haven't achieved real modesty at all.
Immaculada: I was a beginner once on a mission in china.
Laydee: I hope you had someone with you.
Immaculada: That is only a dream, that can never come true.
Laydee: That's terrible! Do they really send beginners out on missions alone?
Immaculada: Why are you so interested in my missions? Are you a double agent??
Laydee: *conspiratol wink* No, I most definitely am not an agent...
Immaculada: Are you sure, because you have very shifty eyes...
Laydee: All the better to see you with, my dear.
Immaculada: your dear? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be your dear.
Laydee: Hey, if you get some antlers, you could be my moose.

Laydee: You can be whatever you want to be.
Immaculada: You know I really don't feel like being right now.
Laydee: Oh, please don't go all suicidal on me.
Immaculada: Anything for you!