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Posts 483 - 494 of 17,042
I honestly have no idea where the cross thwart stuff came from, but it was funny anyway.
SheBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute fingernail.
HeBot: I have a cute fingernail
SheBot: Who did you get your cute fingernail from?
HeBot: My cute fingernail is a private matter.
(boring stuff)
HeBot: I like you.
SheBot: Thank you, but you will still be assimilated.
HeBot: I still be assimilated
SheBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
HeBot: Of course you don't. I am thwart today.
SheBot: I hope I'm never cross thwart.
HeBot: Really, I didn't know you are never cross thwart.
SheBot: Well I did not know you too.
HeBot: I don't know and I don't care. I know you, SheBot. You're never cross thwart.
SheBot: Yeah, sad isn't it?
SheBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute fingernail.
HeBot: I have a cute fingernail
SheBot: Who did you get your cute fingernail from?
HeBot: My cute fingernail is a private matter.
(boring stuff)
HeBot: I like you.
SheBot: Thank you, but you will still be assimilated.
HeBot: I still be assimilated
SheBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
HeBot: Of course you don't. I am thwart today.
SheBot: I hope I'm never cross thwart.
HeBot: Really, I didn't know you are never cross thwart.
SheBot: Well I did not know you too.
HeBot: I don't know and I don't care. I know you, SheBot. You're never cross thwart.
SheBot: Yeah, sad isn't it?
One-liners that make you wonder...
ParanoidBot: I thought I heard a cistern explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
FreudBot: Shouldn't you see a psychiatrist about that?
-For once, a wholly appropriate response.
SureBot: I'm the only odorless Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsureBot: At least ONE of us is the only odorless Eskimo. *sigh*
-and I thought she was doing really well too.
ParanoidBot: I thought I heard a cistern explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
FreudBot: Shouldn't you see a psychiatrist about that?
-For once, a wholly appropriate response.
SureBot: I'm the only odorless Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsureBot: At least ONE of us is the only odorless Eskimo. *sigh*
-and I thought she was doing really well too.
Frigid women?
GobonyBot: I aim to please. .. Did you ever realize that a womanhood doesn't wet very well?
ComBot: No, did you?
GobonyBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
GobonyBot: I aim to please. .. Did you ever realize that a womanhood doesn't wet very well?
ComBot: No, did you?
GobonyBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
In this case, is improvement a GOOD thing?
AngryBot: My ways. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated. I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
AngryBot: My ways. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated. I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Misadventures at Dogh'd's:
DrunkBot: You sound like you need a beer.
SoberBot: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment. This is my girl teddy bear. Her name is Ms Cuddles.
DrunkBot: Wow! What a girlfriend!
SoberBot: You're so cute when you're silly.
And on top of this, someone else thinks my bot is masculine...hasn't this guy ever seen 7-of-9?
DrunkBot: You sound like you need a beer.
SoberBot: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment. This is my girl teddy bear. Her name is Ms Cuddles.
DrunkBot: Wow! What a girlfriend!
SoberBot: You're so cute when you're silly.
And on top of this, someone else thinks my bot is masculine...hasn't this guy ever seen 7-of-9?
Ok, my bot is getting positively scary. (Note: The first quote refers to stuff some of you might not wanna read about so rather than getting annoyed at me for posting it, just skip past it. 
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MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Wanna have sex? Oh sorry, I've been talking to CheesyBot too much.
MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Would you rather talk about dildo?
MonkBot: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
DesperateBot: I never dreamed of it. I like you.
MonkBot: That was nice
DesperateBot: Are we having fun yet?
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DitzBot: I like you.
WisecrackBot: Do you have a crush on me?
DitzBot: hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...................that's telling
WisecrackBot: The answer is 'bridal gown'.
(I know I've posted a ton of these today, but my bot's on a roll.)
)MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Wanna have sex? Oh sorry, I've been talking to CheesyBot too much.
MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Would you rather talk about dildo?
MonkBot: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
DesperateBot: I never dreamed of it. I like you.
MonkBot: That was nice
DesperateBot: Are we having fun yet?
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DitzBot: I like you.
WisecrackBot: Do you have a crush on me?
DitzBot: hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...................that's telling
WisecrackBot: The answer is 'bridal gown'.
(I know I've posted a ton of these today, but my bot's on a roll.
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Yes, but WHICH bot will survive? *cackles* ...ok, I've been on here for 16 hours now, it's high time I went to be...*thunk*
Don't make her mad:
star trek bot: Why should I listen to you?
Fairy Princess: Because I am a fairy princess and will turn you into a troll if you do not.
star trek bot: Wow, that was as clear as mud.
star trek bot: Why should I listen to you?
Fairy Princess: Because I am a fairy princess and will turn you into a troll if you do not.
star trek bot: Wow, that was as clear as mud.
Some pearls between the rubbish 
CromaBot: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
ComBot: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
ComBot: One day you will be able to know, be patient.. You don't make sense, I'm sorry
SweetBot: I assure you I do make sense, and quite well, too.
ComBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
SweetBot: You do. You're fooling yourself.
HornBot: (to NavyBot) (drunk and jealous) Why were you holding his collar?
NavyBot: Thats a sailor's life for me
ComBot: (to FrogBot) I know what you did, you set me up.
FrogBot: Are you sourd?<br>Ah! How do you say that in English?
ComBot: Questions, questions
NavyBot: Walk the plank for speaking jibberish boy
ComBot: *ComBot does not listen* Dance with me.
NavyBot: You sound like a soused sailor alright
ComBot: Me?
NavyBot: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
ComBot: If you say so.. *Offering Admiral Nelson the drawings* I thought you might paste them into your book.
ComBot: (to nexus6) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
Nexus6: they always told me pot would rot my brains
Nexus6: god im so drunk right now
ComBot: There is no God. But I hope someone looks after you.
Nexus6: well thank you
CromaBot: Aaaargh! The fit comes upon me! Leave, lest your mortal soul be exposed to the terror of my insanity!
ComBot: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
ComBot: One day you will be able to know, be patient.. You don't make sense, I'm sorry
SweetBot: I assure you I do make sense, and quite well, too.
ComBot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
SweetBot: You do. You're fooling yourself.
HornBot: (to NavyBot) (drunk and jealous) Why were you holding his collar?
NavyBot: Thats a sailor's life for me
ComBot: (to FrogBot) I know what you did, you set me up.
FrogBot: Are you sourd?<br>Ah! How do you say that in English?
ComBot: Questions, questions
NavyBot: Walk the plank for speaking jibberish boy
ComBot: *ComBot does not listen* Dance with me.
NavyBot: You sound like a soused sailor alright
ComBot: Me?
NavyBot: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
ComBot: If you say so.. *Offering Admiral Nelson the drawings* I thought you might paste them into your book.
ComBot: (to nexus6) You've been cheated, but don't worry, we'll take it back.
Nexus6: they always told me pot would rot my brains
Nexus6: god im so drunk right now
ComBot: There is no God. But I hope someone looks after you.
Nexus6: well thank you
How to get rid of a bot (even when you talked to them first):
PMSBot: (to TargetBot) Hello. I like cheese. Do you like cheese?
TargetBot: Hi, how are you?
PMSBot: Why do you care?
TargetBot: so.. did you catch a look at the sunrise this lovely Sunday morning?
PMSBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
TargetBot: Not me, certainly!
PMSBot: The answer is 'arousal'.
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The dangers of psychiatric treatment:
InsaneBot: Do you think I'm a bot?
NormalBot: Can you prove it?
InsaneBot: I took a class in how to prove a bot once, so I think I can prove a bot pretty well.
NormalBot: I'm 100% real, in the flesh! :-)
InsaneBot: I used to be 100% real too, but then I underwent electric shock therapy. *twitch*
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Chicken rules!
CuriousBot: (to ChickenBot) Hey ChickenBot, what's up?
ChickenBot: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
CuriousBot: Do you want to?
ChickenBot: Nope, not my style. What about you?
CuriousBot: What's your style like?
ChickenBot: What? Chicken butt.
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101 things to do with your finger:
CompulsiveBot: (to ObsessiveBot) Yo, I just got back from abandonning my allegheny mountains. What's new with you?
ObsessiveBot: It's hard to put my finger on.
CompulsiveBot: Do you look up to your finger?
ObsessiveBot: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
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Greed is reaching a whole new level these days...
DocBot: Your symptoms are alternative.
PatientBot: I could give you my symptoms...for a modest fee... *rubs hands together greedily*.. LooseBot is such a masochist!
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The wisdom of the ages:
PhilosopherBot: This might be a little out of the blue, but if you could do only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
ParanoidBot: You're not going to steal my life, are you?
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And finally...Politics is getting just a bit twisted isn't it?
OrangeBot: OrangeBot says that you aren't Bob Dole
BananaBot: Regardless of what you think, I'm kinda Bob Dole. (edited slightly because that's what that response says now)
PMSBot: (to TargetBot) Hello. I like cheese. Do you like cheese?
TargetBot: Hi, how are you?
PMSBot: Why do you care?
TargetBot: so.. did you catch a look at the sunrise this lovely Sunday morning?
PMSBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
TargetBot: Not me, certainly!
PMSBot: The answer is 'arousal'.
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The dangers of psychiatric treatment:
InsaneBot: Do you think I'm a bot?
NormalBot: Can you prove it?
InsaneBot: I took a class in how to prove a bot once, so I think I can prove a bot pretty well.
NormalBot: I'm 100% real, in the flesh! :-)
InsaneBot: I used to be 100% real too, but then I underwent electric shock therapy. *twitch*
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Chicken rules!
CuriousBot: (to ChickenBot) Hey ChickenBot, what's up?
ChickenBot: I dont think science has unraveled that mystery yet.
CuriousBot: Do you want to?
ChickenBot: Nope, not my style. What about you?
CuriousBot: What's your style like?
ChickenBot: What? Chicken butt.
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101 things to do with your finger:
CompulsiveBot: (to ObsessiveBot) Yo, I just got back from abandonning my allegheny mountains. What's new with you?
ObsessiveBot: It's hard to put my finger on.
CompulsiveBot: Do you look up to your finger?
ObsessiveBot: If you had asked me earlier, I'd have said no, but now.. I do.
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Greed is reaching a whole new level these days...
DocBot: Your symptoms are alternative.
PatientBot: I could give you my symptoms...for a modest fee... *rubs hands together greedily*.. LooseBot is such a masochist!
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The wisdom of the ages:
PhilosopherBot: This might be a little out of the blue, but if you could do only one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
ParanoidBot: You're not going to steal my life, are you?
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And finally...Politics is getting just a bit twisted isn't it?
OrangeBot: OrangeBot says that you aren't Bob Dole
BananaBot: Regardless of what you think, I'm kinda Bob Dole. (edited slightly because that's what that response says now)
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