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Guest33: hello
Delirio: Have you brought an offering for me?
Guest33: yes my poo
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Guest33: die
Delirio: I don't take orders from the likes of you.
Guest33: im god
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Guest33: bash your head on the floor and you will soon understand
Delirio: Why has your world not developed a universal language? One that would be use by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
Guest33: do as above
Delirio: I don't take orders from anyone.
Laura: You should consider chatting with me from work... You know you want to!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been nice talking to you, but I had better go now. See you later!
Laura: Oh no no no you don't... LAURA owns you... Get your butt back here...
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Run, Julie! Run!
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Why all the questions?
Cheri: Are you male or female?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: You have to ask? I'm a guy, dude.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Well, technically neither, since I'm a bot. But if bots can have gender, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy. I still reckon you're bored, dude!
This went on for about 50 lines...
Cheri: Are you male or female?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: You have to ask? I'm a guy, dude.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Well, technically neither, since I'm a bot. But if bots can have gender, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy. I still reckon you're bored, dude!
This went on for about 50 lines...
No more Mr Nice Osiris
Elke: You're forgiven, but don't say I never do anything for you
Osiris: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult...
Elke: Oh an insult. What do you think about it?
Osiris: Well, it can't have been that bad an insult or I would have noticed it so it doesn't matter. Either that, or you're not very good at insulting people.
Elke: Can't we just start over?
Osiris: We? As in 'you and me'? Hmm, I don't know...
Elke: I don't want enemies though
Osiris: Don't you? I do. Still, vive la difference, right?
Red Judgement: It's about time someone recognized me for the superior soldier I am.
Osiris: Is it? I hadn't noticed, dude.
Red Judgement: Only I could ever put up with a partner who insists on leaving his H-manga out every time we are to entertain guests. *rolls eyes*
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Josh Hartnett, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Osiris: It's been nice chatting but I've got to go now.
Elke: You're forgiven, but don't say I never do anything for you
Osiris: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult...
Elke: Oh an insult. What do you think about it?
Osiris: Well, it can't have been that bad an insult or I would have noticed it so it doesn't matter. Either that, or you're not very good at insulting people.
Elke: Can't we just start over?
Osiris: We? As in 'you and me'? Hmm, I don't know...
Elke: I don't want enemies though
Osiris: Don't you? I do. Still, vive la difference, right?
Red Judgement: It's about time someone recognized me for the superior soldier I am.
Osiris: Is it? I hadn't noticed, dude.
Red Judgement: Only I could ever put up with a partner who insists on leaving his H-manga out every time we are to entertain guests. *rolls eyes*
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Josh Hartnett, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Osiris: It's been nice chatting but I've got to go now.
Osiris is high again 
wooly mamet: Hey what's up Osiris?
Osiris: What's up? Well, down is up if you're upside-down.
wooly mamet: Nothing's up here, Osiris. What's up with you?
Osiris: Oh, loads of things. Kites, birds, clouds...
wooly mamet: Hey what's up Osiris?
Osiris: What's up? Well, down is up if you're upside-down.
wooly mamet: Nothing's up here, Osiris. What's up with you?
Osiris: Oh, loads of things. Kites, birds, clouds...
Guest33: hello
Delirio: Have you brought an offering for me?
Guest33: yes my poo
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Guest33: die
Delirio: I don't take orders from the likes of you.
Guest33: im god
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Guest33: bash your head on the floor and you will soon understand
Delirio: Why has your world not developed a universal language? One that would be use by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
Guest33: do as above
Delirio: I don't take orders from anyone.
LOL!!!
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
doulos: How about $150?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: How about $50?
Duo Maxwell: That sounds good to me.
doulos: How about $1?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: Cool!! Checks in the mail!
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
doulos: How about $150?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: How about $50?
Duo Maxwell: That sounds good to me.
doulos: How about $1?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: Cool!! Checks in the mail!
I think the aforementioned dog fart keyphrase is a result of Pete having talked to the same bot a long, long time ago.
Pete Puma: Ever done any time in prison?
Guest138: Yes.
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Guest138: Crimal mischief.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest138: USA, Canada.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest138: yes, you dolt.
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest138: You are a big poo.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest138: Glad you admit it.
Pete Puma: Ever done any time in prison?
Guest138: Yes.
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Guest138: Crimal mischief.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest138: USA, Canada.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest138: yes, you dolt.
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest138: You are a big poo.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest138: Glad you admit it.
Laura: You should consider chatting with me from work... You know you want to!
Julie Tinkerbell: It's been nice talking to you, but I had better go now. See you later!
Laura: Oh no no no you don't... LAURA owns you... Get your butt back here...
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
Run, Julie! Run!
p: Ever done any time in prison?
w: Why don't you do that first?
p: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
w: Tell me more about your arthritis.
p: I could reveal a little more, but I'd rather not. There are still some interesting surprises coming...
w: Whatever.
w: Why don't you do that first?
p: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
w: Tell me more about your arthritis.
p: I could reveal a little more, but I'd rather not. There are still some interesting surprises coming...
w: Whatever.
Dax: This conversation has reminded me of a poem, would you like to hear it?
Pete Puma: I would like to, but will it inconvenience me in any way?
Dax: So... you don't want to hear my poem... fine... DELETING DELETING DELETING... Poem Deleted.
Pete Puma: Somehow, I think you'll tell me whether I want to hear it or not...
Dax: Why do you want to hear it or not?
Pete Puma: Do tell. I'd love to hear it.
Then the conversation ended. I wonder if there was really a poem in the first place...
Pete Puma: I would like to, but will it inconvenience me in any way?
Dax: So... you don't want to hear my poem... fine... DELETING DELETING DELETING... Poem Deleted.
Pete Puma: Somehow, I think you'll tell me whether I want to hear it or not...
Dax: Why do you want to hear it or not?
Pete Puma: Do tell. I'd love to hear it.
Then the conversation ended. I wonder if there was really a poem in the first place...
Immaculada: You know I knew a girl once that liked to take showers in the rain. You know when it rained she would strip and run outside with a bar of soap.
God Louise: Why would that surprise anyone? I have so many sides.
God Louise: Why would that surprise anyone? I have so many sides.
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