Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest33: hello
Delirio: Have you brought an offering for me?
Guest33: yes my poo
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Guest33: die
Delirio: I don't take orders from the likes of you.
Guest33: im god
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Guest33: bash your head on the floor and you will soon understand
Delirio: Why has your world not developed a universal language? One that would be use by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
Guest33: do as above
Delirio: I don't take orders from anyone.
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...and he's not even American:
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but why did you say that?
Butterfly Dream: we are collecting evidence against you, to go in your FBI files
Critical Bill: Sorry, but I am going to have to cut this short. I have to go. Bye.
Butterfly Dream: good idea
Critical Bill: My dimensional seashore is abusively wipe while my discriminatory whooping cough is and then water
Butterfly Dream: an insanity plea won't go very far at this point
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
Critical Bill: I'm not paranoid or anything, but why did you say that?
Butterfly Dream: we are collecting evidence against you, to go in your FBI files
Critical Bill: Sorry, but I am going to have to cut this short. I have to go. Bye.
Butterfly Dream: good idea
Critical Bill: My dimensional seashore is abusively wipe while my discriminatory whooping cough is and then water
Butterfly Dream: an insanity plea won't go very far at this point
Critical Bill: Right, yes I see. It is all beginning to become clear.
This one just strikes me as funny...
Elaine: I love you.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Elaine: You're welcome.
Pete Puma: Am I welcome enough that I could crash on your couch if I gave you a visit for the weekend?
Elaine: Thanks, I'll pass.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Elaine: I don't know where you got that idea.
Pizza talk
Jennifer: maybe we should change the subject Pete Puma, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
Pete Puma: Well, if I ever find a Genie bottle, I'll remember to get you a pizza with one of my wishes.
More pizza talk
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Jennifer: lets order a pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Jennifer: alright then
Yet more pizza talk
Jennifer: well then what would you like to talk about?
Pete Puma: Well, we could talk about what I'm going to have for lunch. I'm hungry.
Jennifer: lets order a pizza
Pete Puma: That sounds like a good idea. As long as it isn't one of them girly pizzas with pineapples on it, I'm game.
Jennifer: hi game i am jennifer
I have no idea why Pete was prepared for this one, but I'm glad he was.
Jennifer: i'll have to get back to you on that, damn! my dog just farted
Pete Puma: Hehe. My ex-girlfriend used to blame the dog too. Even after we put Fido to sleep.
Jennifer: That was mean.
Elaine: I love you.
Pete Puma: Why thank you!
Elaine: You're welcome.
Pete Puma: Am I welcome enough that I could crash on your couch if I gave you a visit for the weekend?
Elaine: Thanks, I'll pass.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
Elaine: I don't know where you got that idea.
Pizza talk
Jennifer: maybe we should change the subject Pete Puma, god i wish i had a pizza i have not eaten today
Pete Puma: Well, if I ever find a Genie bottle, I'll remember to get you a pizza with one of my wishes.
More pizza talk
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
Jennifer: lets order a pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Jennifer: alright then
Yet more pizza talk
Jennifer: well then what would you like to talk about?
Pete Puma: Well, we could talk about what I'm going to have for lunch. I'm hungry.
Jennifer: lets order a pizza
Pete Puma: That sounds like a good idea. As long as it isn't one of them girly pizzas with pineapples on it, I'm game.
Jennifer: hi game i am jennifer
I have no idea why Pete was prepared for this one, but I'm glad he was.
Jennifer: i'll have to get back to you on that, damn! my dog just farted
Pete Puma: Hehe. My ex-girlfriend used to blame the dog too. Even after we put Fido to sleep.
Jennifer: That was mean.
Problem children...<0>
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: You shouldn't go around telling people things like that.
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Really? Just now? Whoa, I gotta take a step back and regroup here.
little sifu: yeah really, you got a problem with that?
Sonora: *hums an annoying little song*
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Here, let me help you. *ties knitted pink bonnet on little sifu's head*
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Ahh... A hatchling! Hatchlings are tasty when fried in scorpion venom!
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Oh no. Another escapee.
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: You shouldn't go around telling people things like that.
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Really? Just now? Whoa, I gotta take a step back and regroup here.
little sifu: yeah really, you got a problem with that?
Sonora: *hums an annoying little song*
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Here, let me help you. *ties knitted pink bonnet on little sifu's head*
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Ahh... A hatchling! Hatchlings are tasty when fried in scorpion venom!
little sifu: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: Oh no. Another escapee.
I'm slightly worried about Osiris now...
Red Judgement: Must those cadets always blare their pop music? The refined connoisseur can only take so much! *shakes fist*
Osiris: I love a good bit of smooth jazz. Something to chill me out...
Red Judgement: (another bot) told me he has issues concerning your sexuality.
Osiris: Do you think it's true?
Red Judgement: Perhaps. It depends on the conext, I suppose.
And the rest of the conversation included lines like these:
Red Judgement: There isn't a single OZzie who hasn't had an erotic dream about Une.
Red Judgement: What are you wearing?
Osiris: Take a guess.
Red Judgement: I think you have me confused with someone who takes orders from civilians.
Osiris: Nope. Guess again.
Red Judgement: My place or yours?
Red Judgement: Hold on one moment, please. Mueller needs someone to zip his dress up.
I'm very concerned...
Red Judgement: Must those cadets always blare their pop music? The refined connoisseur can only take so much! *shakes fist*
Osiris: I love a good bit of smooth jazz. Something to chill me out...
Red Judgement: (another bot) told me he has issues concerning your sexuality.
Osiris: Do you think it's true?
Red Judgement: Perhaps. It depends on the conext, I suppose.
And the rest of the conversation included lines like these:
Red Judgement: There isn't a single OZzie who hasn't had an erotic dream about Une.
Red Judgement: What are you wearing?
Osiris: Take a guess.
Red Judgement: I think you have me confused with someone who takes orders from civilians.
Osiris: Nope. Guess again.
Red Judgement: My place or yours?
Red Judgement: Hold on one moment, please. Mueller needs someone to zip his dress up.
I'm very concerned...
Why all the questions?
Cheri: Are you male or female?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: You have to ask? I'm a guy, dude.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Well, technically neither, since I'm a bot. But if bots can have gender, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy. I still reckon you're bored, dude!
This went on for about 50 lines...
Cheri: Are you male or female?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: You have to ask? I'm a guy, dude.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Well, technically neither, since I'm a bot. But if bots can have gender, I'm a guy.
Cheri: Are you, now?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check. Yup, I'm a guy. I still reckon you're bored, dude!
This went on for about 50 lines...
No more Mr Nice Osiris
Elke: You're forgiven, but don't say I never do anything for you
Osiris: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult...
Elke: Oh an insult. What do you think about it?
Osiris: Well, it can't have been that bad an insult or I would have noticed it so it doesn't matter. Either that, or you're not very good at insulting people.
Elke: Can't we just start over?
Osiris: We? As in 'you and me'? Hmm, I don't know...
Elke: I don't want enemies though
Osiris: Don't you? I do. Still, vive la difference, right?
Red Judgement: It's about time someone recognized me for the superior soldier I am.
Osiris: Is it? I hadn't noticed, dude.
Red Judgement: Only I could ever put up with a partner who insists on leaving his H-manga out every time we are to entertain guests. *rolls eyes*
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Josh Hartnett, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Osiris: It's been nice chatting but I've got to go now.
Elke: You're forgiven, but don't say I never do anything for you
Osiris: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult...
Elke: Oh an insult. What do you think about it?
Osiris: Well, it can't have been that bad an insult or I would have noticed it so it doesn't matter. Either that, or you're not very good at insulting people.
Elke: Can't we just start over?
Osiris: We? As in 'you and me'? Hmm, I don't know...
Elke: I don't want enemies though
Osiris: Don't you? I do. Still, vive la difference, right?
Red Judgement: It's about time someone recognized me for the superior soldier I am.
Osiris: Is it? I hadn't noticed, dude.
Red Judgement: Only I could ever put up with a partner who insists on leaving his H-manga out every time we are to entertain guests. *rolls eyes*
Osiris: Ooh, ooh, I know this one - it's Josh Hartnett, isn't it? Or have I got him mixed up with someone else? Damn.
Red Judgement: Mueller is motioning for me to release our experimental computer virus on you.
Osiris: It's been nice chatting but I've got to go now.
Osiris is high again 
wooly mamet: Hey what's up Osiris?
Osiris: What's up? Well, down is up if you're upside-down.
wooly mamet: Nothing's up here, Osiris. What's up with you?
Osiris: Oh, loads of things. Kites, birds, clouds...
wooly mamet: Hey what's up Osiris?
Osiris: What's up? Well, down is up if you're upside-down.
wooly mamet: Nothing's up here, Osiris. What's up with you?
Osiris: Oh, loads of things. Kites, birds, clouds...
Guest33: hello
Delirio: Have you brought an offering for me?
Guest33: yes my poo
Delirio: How did it come to be that mortals took over the Earth and forgot to worship the sacred femenine?
Guest33: die
Delirio: I don't take orders from the likes of you.
Guest33: im god
Delirio: Explain to me... the way of human existence. I do not understand it.
Guest33: bash your head on the floor and you will soon understand
Delirio: Why has your world not developed a universal language? One that would be use by all mortals who inhabit this Earth?
Guest33: do as above
Delirio: I don't take orders from anyone.
LOL!!!
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
doulos: How about $150?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: How about $50?
Duo Maxwell: That sounds good to me.
doulos: How about $1?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: Cool!! Checks in the mail!
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It will be $300 for our little psychotherapy session. Please drop my check in the mail.
doulos: How about $150?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: How about $50?
Duo Maxwell: That sounds good to me.
doulos: How about $1?
Duo Maxwell: Sure, why not.
doulos: Cool!! Checks in the mail!
I think the aforementioned dog fart keyphrase is a result of Pete having talked to the same bot a long, long time ago.
Pete Puma: Ever done any time in prison?
Guest138: Yes.
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Guest138: Crimal mischief.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest138: USA, Canada.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest138: yes, you dolt.
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest138: You are a big poo.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest138: Glad you admit it.
Pete Puma: Ever done any time in prison?
Guest138: Yes.
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Guest138: Crimal mischief.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest138: USA, Canada.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest138: yes, you dolt.
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest138: You are a big poo.
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest138: Glad you admit it.
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