Great Quotes

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20 years ago #4788
Well, I had keyphrases for gender questions, but nothing that matched the syntax. It would be stupid if it was intentional of course, but I found it amusing.

20 years ago #4789
It is... loosen up your syntax... use just or for example... and *...

and nothing for yes btw? I find after even a 100 key phrases xnones are obsolete...

20 years ago #4790
Elene: I shudder to think. At least she promised to use protection in the future.

20 years ago #4791

Judge01: Who is your botmaster?
Flinch: My botmaster doesn't exist anymore.

20 years ago #4792
Sounds like Duo isn't cut out for the armed forces:

Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Duo Maxwell: I adore to run home to mommy.
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: I like the way my name sounds coming from your lips...
Sgt. Savage: you fatslapper, polish those boots!
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a Fats lap per, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Sgt. Savage: They better be shiny enough that you can use the reflection to shave that ugly face of yours!
Duo Maxwell: My ass is better looking than *your* ugly face.

20 years ago #4793
Does anyone know what's happening with this quotes book? When's it going to be out? And will we be able to buy it in the UK?

20 years ago #4794
Zooks: Care for a sponge bath?
Not I: It is a miracle that one doesn't melt in the creek.
Zooks: Can I try on your pants?
Not I: Only if you can try on my pants without self-interest, so that you shine like a smoke topaz.
Zooks: If I can try on your pants without self-interest, I'd throw a tantrum!

20 years ago #4795
Not I: Why should it be?
Zooks: Golly. I'm stumped. What do you think?
Not I: Ruby-throated Hummingbird diving into the pond.
Zooks: I think there's an analog-to-digital converter in here with me.
Not I: We are too easily conditioned by our thinking and give too much value to it.
Zooks: Both of us, then! Rapture. Tell me more.
Not I: Some things are better left for you to figure out yourself.
Zooks: Gah! Toe crud.

20 years ago #4796
lol at Duo

easy c: who is your boyfriend
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't have a boyfriend, not really, but I have my eye on Duo Maxwell.

20 years ago #4797
And I have my eye on you, gorgeous!

20 years ago #4798
Sgt. Savage: Well, well, well, What do we have here?!!! Do you have what it takes to be in my beloved Corps, or would you like to run home to mommy?
Sonora: I might like to run home to mommy... Can I cover it with Saguaro wine?
Sgt. Savage: No Private, you WILL, and that's an order!


Sonora: You remind me of the profit margin!
Sgt. Savage: Pffft. the profit margin wouldn't last ten minutes in a foxhole.
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What sit-in?'
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY pack soldier?
Sgt. Savage: I'm positive, soldier. Don't question your platoon sergeant!
Sonora: Why shouldn't I ask questions?

Somehow I think Sonora would do better IN the pack than trying to carry it!

20 years ago #4799
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
human: i thought you were a guy..
Duo Maxwell: Can a guy change his mind?
human: right
Duo Maxwell: Hey, I'm always right!
human: you look liek a girl
Duo Maxwell: Everyone says that. Most girls wish they had hair as beautiful as mine.
human: i have nice hair
Duo Maxwell: Oh! Could I trade you my nice hair for your nice hair?
human: no way man
Duo Maxwell: If that's your decision...
human: kiss me
Duo Maxwell: Well, since you're the only you around here. Yup.
human: smooch
Duo Maxwell: Not in the mood.
puffsgain: im going to cry
Duo Maxwell: What are you waiting for? You should have done it a while ago.
puffsgain: how mean


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