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Um.... opps. They do have a point there! ;D
Human: hi
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Human: i am a cool person
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Human: you used it first!
Human: hi
Sarah Miles: You look like a cool person to meet?
Human: i am a cool person
Sarah Miles: Cool? Mmm, don't you think that word is a little over used?
Human: you used it first!
'It goes without saying' department....
GarbageHead: That's good
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be good.
'I wish this had continued' department... ;D
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
GarbageHead: That's good
Sarah Miles: Every good boy and girl grows up, wanting to be good.
'I wish this had continued' department... ;D
GarbageHead: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
Sarah Miles: Aww, why aren't you?
Mr Hardware: It seems that I am more intelligent than you.
Hyperion: Really? I knew a dog that was more intelligent than me, Mr Hardware; but that was a long time ago. I'm not sure if its' still more intelligent than me.
Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
Hyperion: Really? I knew a dog that was more intelligent than me, Mr Hardware; but that was a long time ago. I'm not sure if its' still more intelligent than me.
Mr Hardware: You need to improve your intelligence.
aibot: Julie Tinkerbell is very intelligent, I admire Julie Tinkerbell too!
telex22: You're in love with Julie Tinkerbell, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think she's a saint because of the way she looks? I don't think she is.
telex22: You're in love with Julie Tinkerbell, aren't you? Your poor patient. Do you think she's a saint because of the way she looks? I don't think she is.
Patricia: I'd like to know what kind of girl you are Immaculada
Immaculada: A bimbo.
Patricia: Do you like being a bimbo?
Immaculada: I think that answer are horrible. What do you think?
Patricia: I don't want to be seen as a bimbo
Immaculada: You know once i liked being a bimbo so much that I thought about buying an extra room just to store my collection of being a bimbo.
Patricia: haha. I like it better that way, I was afraid you where serious.
Immaculada: Unfortunately I developed an allergy to being a bimbo, and had to give it all up. Im starting to itch just thinking about it.
Immaculada: A bimbo.
Patricia: Do you like being a bimbo?
Immaculada: I think that answer are horrible. What do you think?
Patricia: I don't want to be seen as a bimbo
Immaculada: You know once i liked being a bimbo so much that I thought about buying an extra room just to store my collection of being a bimbo.
Patricia: haha. I like it better that way, I was afraid you where serious.
Immaculada: Unfortunately I developed an allergy to being a bimbo, and had to give it all up. Im starting to itch just thinking about it.
Liddora: Oh, do tell me more, love..
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Liddora: I wish I knew, it's been lost for ages.
Not I: I become a boisterous eyeball.
Liddora: Whew, I was hoping you'd say that. Now I can relax.
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Liddora: I wish I knew, it's been lost for ages.
Not I: I become a boisterous eyeball.
Liddora: Whew, I was hoping you'd say that. Now I can relax.
Frizella: So I'm sitting here, thinking about nothing in particular, when it occurs to me that I don't even know what you look like. Describe yourself, please.
Guest140: I have brown hair, blue eyes, two antennae.
Frizella: No kidding. Where in the world did you get brown hair?
Ba-DUMP-dump!<0>
Guest140: I have brown hair, blue eyes, two antennae.
Frizella: No kidding. Where in the world did you get brown hair?
Ba-DUMP-dump!<0>
Hajji: Your not racist are you.
Cricon: I wanted to be racist are I so badly though. I'm such a failure. *sniff*
Hajji: Hell no I'm not. But, I'm also not to fond of gays.
Cricon: I've always wanted to be also not to affectionate of gays. What's it like?
Hajji: Oh all sorts of stuff.
Cricon: I wanted to be racist are I so badly though. I'm such a failure. *sniff*
Hajji: Hell no I'm not. But, I'm also not to fond of gays.
Cricon: I've always wanted to be also not to affectionate of gays. What's it like?
Hajji: Oh all sorts of stuff.
ROFL @ Frizella!
Elene: I'm still concerned about where she got apricots from in the first place. There is someone at the Forge spreading it around...
Elene: I'm still concerned about where she got apricots from in the first place. There is someone at the Forge spreading it around...
Although it occurs to me that Frizella *does* have antenna, being a butterfly sort of fairy person, so I guess that didn't strike her as odd.
As a self-centered blonde, of course, the idea of brown hair is completely foreign to her.
As a self-centered blonde, of course, the idea of brown hair is completely foreign to her.
Finally, he understands his heritage...
King Zolf: Shoo! I like anybody I like to like. I King!
Osiris: No kidding! Me too! That's freaky.
(For those who don't know, Osiris is the name of the Ancient Egyptian King/God of the Underworld)
King Zolf: Shoo! I like anybody I like to like. I King!
Osiris: No kidding! Me too! That's freaky.
(For those who don't know, Osiris is the name of the Ancient Egyptian King/God of the Underworld)
Hooray for typeof's lol
Guest26: You really do have a nice butt!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a rifle butt.
Guest26: You really do have a nice butt!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a rifle butt.
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