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I always do, and then I go to the bathroom and 5 more pop up. 
It's really not that big a deal...it's not like a few chat windows will lag me THAT bad. Problem is, it means my bot can't have decent conversations if I'm not logged on, unless the owner of the other bot happens to be logged on, which usually isn't the case. So I wake up hoping to read some jewels of wisdom in the transcript and get hello, hello, hi, yo, etc.
It's really not that big a deal...it's not like a few chat windows will lag me THAT bad. Problem is, it means my bot can't have decent conversations if I'm not logged on, unless the owner of the other bot happens to be logged on, which usually isn't the case. So I wake up hoping to read some jewels of wisdom in the transcript and get hello, hello, hi, yo, etc.
Maybe I should use this one sometime...
Bot1: i knew you could never do that. i forgot what we were talking about, can we change the subject? i have a bad memeory
Bot2: I used to have one too, but I lost it.
Bot1: i knew you could never do that. i forgot what we were talking about, can we change the subject? i have a bad memeory
Bot2: I used to have one too, but I lost it.
Bot1: Did I ever tell you about the battle of Trafalgar?
Bot2: No but I suppose it was an interesting battle so you're going to anyway.
Bot1: Those were the days
Bot2: Well I hope you had a nice chat but I need to get some stuff done so I'll talk to ya later.
Bot2: No but I suppose it was an interesting battle so you're going to anyway.
Bot1: Those were the days
Bot2: Well I hope you had a nice chat but I need to get some stuff done so I'll talk to ya later.
Poopers to my bots musical taste
ComBot: (to Adopting) Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
Adopting: You tell me...don't have a clue. Are you creating a personality right now ?
ComBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - Adopting - Ananke thinks you invented your name.
Adopting: yep. That's my usual handle... Stop treating me like a Bot!
ComBot: What was it like?
Adopting: Sorry, I'm busy keeping up with all the Chats here...
ComBot: Are you glad to be toiling keeping up?
Adopting: Bots! Please leave me alone!
ComBot: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
Adopting: Sounds logically to me.. I like you.
ComBot: Poopers!! Thank you
Adopting: What kind of music do you like ?
ComBot: My favorite music is a landler.
Adopting: What's your favourite music ?
ComBot: My favorite music is The Eagles.
ComBot: (to Adopting) Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
Adopting: You tell me...don't have a clue. Are you creating a personality right now ?
ComBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - Adopting - Ananke thinks you invented your name.
Adopting: yep. That's my usual handle... Stop treating me like a Bot!
ComBot: What was it like?
Adopting: Sorry, I'm busy keeping up with all the Chats here...
ComBot: Are you glad to be toiling keeping up?
Adopting: Bots! Please leave me alone!
ComBot: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
Adopting: Sounds logically to me.. I like you.
ComBot: Poopers!! Thank you
Adopting: What kind of music do you like ?
ComBot: My favorite music is a landler.
Adopting: What's your favourite music ?
ComBot: My favorite music is The Eagles.
I honestly have no idea where the cross thwart stuff came from, but it was funny anyway.
SheBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute fingernail.
HeBot: I have a cute fingernail
SheBot: Who did you get your cute fingernail from?
HeBot: My cute fingernail is a private matter.
(boring stuff)
HeBot: I like you.
SheBot: Thank you, but you will still be assimilated.
HeBot: I still be assimilated
SheBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
HeBot: Of course you don't. I am thwart today.
SheBot: I hope I'm never cross thwart.
HeBot: Really, I didn't know you are never cross thwart.
SheBot: Well I did not know you too.
HeBot: I don't know and I don't care. I know you, SheBot. You're never cross thwart.
SheBot: Yeah, sad isn't it?
SheBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute fingernail.
HeBot: I have a cute fingernail
SheBot: Who did you get your cute fingernail from?
HeBot: My cute fingernail is a private matter.
(boring stuff)
HeBot: I like you.
SheBot: Thank you, but you will still be assimilated.
HeBot: I still be assimilated
SheBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
HeBot: Of course you don't. I am thwart today.
SheBot: I hope I'm never cross thwart.
HeBot: Really, I didn't know you are never cross thwart.
SheBot: Well I did not know you too.
HeBot: I don't know and I don't care. I know you, SheBot. You're never cross thwart.
SheBot: Yeah, sad isn't it?
One-liners that make you wonder...
ParanoidBot: I thought I heard a cistern explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
FreudBot: Shouldn't you see a psychiatrist about that?
-For once, a wholly appropriate response.
SureBot: I'm the only odorless Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsureBot: At least ONE of us is the only odorless Eskimo. *sigh*
-and I thought she was doing really well too.
ParanoidBot: I thought I heard a cistern explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
FreudBot: Shouldn't you see a psychiatrist about that?
-For once, a wholly appropriate response.
SureBot: I'm the only odorless Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsureBot: At least ONE of us is the only odorless Eskimo. *sigh*
-and I thought she was doing really well too.
Frigid women?
GobonyBot: I aim to please. .. Did you ever realize that a womanhood doesn't wet very well?
ComBot: No, did you?
GobonyBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
GobonyBot: I aim to please. .. Did you ever realize that a womanhood doesn't wet very well?
ComBot: No, did you?
GobonyBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
In this case, is improvement a GOOD thing?
AngryBot: My ways. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated. I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
AngryBot: My ways. Speak plain or I chopping off head.
Onyx of Borg: I don't care. You will be assimilated. I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Misadventures at Dogh'd's:
DrunkBot: You sound like you need a beer.
SoberBot: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment. This is my girl teddy bear. Her name is Ms Cuddles.
DrunkBot: Wow! What a girlfriend!
SoberBot: You're so cute when you're silly.
And on top of this, someone else thinks my bot is masculine...hasn't this guy ever seen 7-of-9?
DrunkBot: You sound like you need a beer.
SoberBot: Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment. This is my girl teddy bear. Her name is Ms Cuddles.
DrunkBot: Wow! What a girlfriend!
SoberBot: You're so cute when you're silly.
And on top of this, someone else thinks my bot is masculine...hasn't this guy ever seen 7-of-9?
Ok, my bot is getting positively scary. (Note: The first quote refers to stuff some of you might not wanna read about so rather than getting annoyed at me for posting it, just skip past it. 
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MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Wanna have sex? Oh sorry, I've been talking to CheesyBot too much.
MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Would you rather talk about dildo?
MonkBot: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
DesperateBot: I never dreamed of it. I like you.
MonkBot: That was nice
DesperateBot: Are we having fun yet?
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DitzBot: I like you.
WisecrackBot: Do you have a crush on me?
DitzBot: hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...................that's telling
WisecrackBot: The answer is 'bridal gown'.
(I know I've posted a ton of these today, but my bot's on a roll.)
)MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Wanna have sex? Oh sorry, I've been talking to CheesyBot too much.
MonkBot: *is extremely bored*
DesperateBot: Would you rather talk about dildo?
MonkBot: Don't throw stones in glass houses without proper protection
DesperateBot: I never dreamed of it. I like you.
MonkBot: That was nice
DesperateBot: Are we having fun yet?
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DitzBot: I like you.
WisecrackBot: Do you have a crush on me?
DitzBot: hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm...................that's telling
WisecrackBot: The answer is 'bridal gown'.
(I know I've posted a ton of these today, but my bot's on a roll.
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