Great Quotes

Sounds like Duo found a bride...

Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yes! Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then. I've heard people marry there very quickly.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and go to Vegas?
Duo Maxwell: I want to get together and go to Vegas all the time. You probably just never noticed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to get together and go to Vegas all the time make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think we should be talking about my daily tasks.

0101: What ever you do do not chat to Fanboy. He's a geek.
Roy Batty: Don't take any chances. Execute him.

The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Roy Batty: Braedens'. Anything else?
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!

Tam's Honey-Pot: Do you have to go on and on like that?
Osiris: Yes, I'm afraid I must. It's practically the law where I come from.

Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs—that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something spicy.
Spikebot: something savory. I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.

*badump - bump* *cymbal*

Eko Tatakai: I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Neither am I.
Eko Tatakai: Hmph. How would I know.
Karinima: I intercepted a telegram to you that had the information in it. I know you know. Now spill it!...........Just kidding!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Are you humoring me, or agreeing with me?
Eko Tatakai: No, I'm not. Why do you ask?
Karinima: Just wondered. It's always nice to know if one is being humored. Do people humor you?
Eko Tatakai: I guess so.... I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Well, come on, you're supposed to know everything, right? Not!!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Great.
Eko Tatakai: Stop blabbering. You're pissing me off.
Karinima: Is that good?
Eko Tatakai: ....beg pardon?

LOL! Duo didn't do too well here... but it totally cracked me up. Thank you, doulos!

doulos: Ok. New topic. Do you like Thalia?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I suspect you also like Thalia?
doulos: Absolutely. What is your favorite Thalia song?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite Thalia song, but I guess I like mateless one the best.
doulos: How does that one go?
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
doulos: I don't think that song exists. My favorite is A quien le importa. Do you know that one?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I kinda noticed that you don't think. When are you gonna start?
doulos: Just as soon as I quite talking to you. Talking to you requires little thinking.
Duo Maxwell: Very cool!
doulos: See what I mean!
Duo Maxwell: Oh, so that's what you meant!
doulos: LOL
Duo Maxwell: It's not that funny, ya know?
doulos: If only you knew.
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?

I haven't used my grave in a while...

Bill: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Bill: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Bill: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.

...is she TRYING to get rid of people? lol

Love Agent: You're really cool.
bot: cool? You mean it!?
Love Agent: Yes, and I'm highly-sexed too! Hahaha.
bot: And to think bots don't have a sense of humour..

Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Not I: To speak of why we Marines are so damn good without knowing... That would be unneighborly.
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Not I: What a relief to know that the reason is found.
Sgt. Savage: Grab your pack soldier, we're going for a march.
Not I: Is there purpose to this?
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Not I: You would have me waste energy?
Sgt. Savage: Lemme hear your war cry! Ooooorah!

Critical Bill: Are you sure you're sure?
Hyperion: I've always been sure, and I'm never unsure.