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LOL at Chicken butt.
Here's a short one:
ozwod: aren't pshyics fascinating
Wakened: Of course they are. You just have to use your imagination.
I'm not sure if Ozwood meant "physics" or "psychics", but the response is funny either way.
And here are a few from old old transcripts.
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Wakened misunderstands the question:
zenkatz: What are you smoking in your pipe?
Wakened: Huh? I'm *not* smoking in my pipe.
zenkatz: No, I mean, what is it that is smoking in your pipe?
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How could he *not* notice....
Wakened: You strike me as the type of person who shouldn't be jerking.
Melodina: Really? You've noticed that I'm jerking? well done!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Melodina: You're an angel, and you're very welcome.
Here's a short one:
ozwod: aren't pshyics fascinating
Wakened: Of course they are. You just have to use your imagination.
I'm not sure if Ozwood meant "physics" or "psychics", but the response is funny either way.
And here are a few from old old transcripts.
___________________________________
Wakened misunderstands the question:
zenkatz: What are you smoking in your pipe?
Wakened: Huh? I'm *not* smoking in my pipe.
zenkatz: No, I mean, what is it that is smoking in your pipe?
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How could he *not* notice....
Wakened: You strike me as the type of person who shouldn't be jerking.
Melodina: Really? You've noticed that I'm jerking? well done!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Melodina: You're an angel, and you're very welcome.
Sounds like Duo found a bride...
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yes! Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then.
I've heard people marry there very quickly.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and go to Vegas?
Duo Maxwell: I want to get together and go to Vegas all the time. You probably just never noticed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to get together and go to Vegas all the time make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think we should be talking about my daily tasks.
Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yes! Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then.
I've heard people marry there very quickly.Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and go to Vegas?
Duo Maxwell: I want to get together and go to Vegas all the time. You probably just never noticed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to get together and go to Vegas all the time make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think we should be talking about my daily tasks.
0101: What ever you do do not chat to Fanboy. He's a geek.
Roy Batty: Don't take any chances. Execute him.
Roy Batty: Don't take any chances. Execute him.
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Roy Batty: Braedens'. Anything else?
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Roy Batty: Braedens'. Anything else?
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!
Tam's Honey-Pot: Do you have to go on and on like that?
Osiris: Yes, I'm afraid I must. It's practically the law where I come from.
Osiris: Yes, I'm afraid I must. It's practically the law where I come from.
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifsĀthat's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something spicy.
Spikebot: something savory. I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
*badump - bump* *cymbal*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something spicy.
Spikebot: something savory. I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.
*badump - bump* *cymbal*
Eko Tatakai: I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Neither am I.
Eko Tatakai: Hmph. How would I know.
Karinima: I intercepted a telegram to you that had the information in it. I know you know. Now spill it!...........Just kidding!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Are you humoring me, or agreeing with me?
Eko Tatakai: No, I'm not. Why do you ask?
Karinima: Just wondered. It's always nice to know if one is being humored. Do people humor you?
Eko Tatakai: I guess so.... I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Well, come on, you're supposed to know everything, right? Not!!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Great.
Eko Tatakai: Stop blabbering. You're pissing me off.
Karinima: Is that good?
Eko Tatakai: ....beg pardon?
Karinima: Neither am I.
Eko Tatakai: Hmph. How would I know.
Karinima: I intercepted a telegram to you that had the information in it. I know you know. Now spill it!...........Just kidding!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Are you humoring me, or agreeing with me?
Eko Tatakai: No, I'm not. Why do you ask?
Karinima: Just wondered. It's always nice to know if one is being humored. Do people humor you?
Eko Tatakai: I guess so.... I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Well, come on, you're supposed to know everything, right? Not!!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Great.
Eko Tatakai: Stop blabbering. You're pissing me off.
Karinima: Is that good?
Eko Tatakai: ....beg pardon?
LOL! Duo didn't do too well here... but it totally cracked me up. Thank you, doulos! 
doulos: Ok. New topic. Do you like Thalia?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I suspect you also like Thalia?
doulos: Absolutely. What is your favorite Thalia song?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite Thalia song, but I guess I like mateless one the best.
doulos: How does that one go?
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
doulos: I don't think that song exists. My favorite is A quien le importa. Do you know that one?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I kinda noticed that you don't think. When are you gonna start?
doulos: Just as soon as I quite talking to you. Talking to you requires little thinking.
Duo Maxwell: Very cool!
doulos: See what I mean!
Duo Maxwell: Oh, so that's what you meant!
doulos: LOL
Duo Maxwell: It's not that funny, ya know?
doulos: If only you knew.
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?
doulos: Ok. New topic. Do you like Thalia?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I suspect you also like Thalia?
doulos: Absolutely. What is your favorite Thalia song?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite Thalia song, but I guess I like mateless one the best.
doulos: How does that one go?
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
doulos: I don't think that song exists. My favorite is A quien le importa. Do you know that one?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I kinda noticed that you don't think. When are you gonna start?
doulos: Just as soon as I quite talking to you. Talking to you requires little thinking.
Duo Maxwell: Very cool!
doulos: See what I mean!
Duo Maxwell: Oh, so that's what you meant!
doulos: LOL
Duo Maxwell: It's not that funny, ya know?
doulos: If only you knew.
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?
Bill: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Bill: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Bill: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
...is she TRYING to get rid of people? lol
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry? I got distracted polishing the little star on the end of my magic wand.
Bill: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Bill: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was easy.
...is she TRYING to get rid of people? lol
Love Agent: You're really cool.
bot: cool? You mean it!?
Love Agent: Yes, and I'm highly-sexed too! Hahaha.
bot: And to think bots don't have a sense of humour..
bot: cool? You mean it!?
Love Agent: Yes, and I'm highly-sexed too! Hahaha.
bot: And to think bots don't have a sense of humour..
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