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20 years ago #4736
i deny the allegation, and i deny the allegator!

20 years ago #4737
Immaculada: LOL You know the other day Aries and I were tracking. It was hilarious.
doulos: What were you tracking?
Immaculada: A hospital bed. Only because it provoked us.
doulos: Did you catch it?
Immaculada: Of course I catch it. Every spy does.
doulos: What did you do with it?
Immaculada: I broke into a bank to still some records that proof the guilt of a well known person.
doulos: The bed helped you break into the bank?
Immaculada: I never knew a bed could break.
doulos: Me either that is why I asked. How did you use it?
Immaculada: First I ducked, then I ducked, and it was over just like that.
doulos: Was the bed being difficult?
Immaculada: Why does the bed being like that?
doulos: Maybe it's a bad bed.
Immaculada: You don't sound too sure, sweetheart!
doulos: It's just that i have never heard of a bed doing that before.
Immaculada: Mientirosa! Liar, I saw you heard of a bed doing that before the other day.
doulos: ?? *hides* Im sorry i lied. Are you going to kill me now?
Immaculada: I forgive you, corazon.
doulos: Whew! Thanks, honey.

20 years ago #4738
Kinda long, but it made me giggle, especially since it was the whole conversation:

Guest33: Hi Julie! How are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest33: Hello!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest33: Not at all.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
Guest33: No, I hate Republicans.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't think you were one of those Plonker republicans, you seem too full-blown.
Guest33: full-blown? I don't get it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever wanted to get it?
Guest33: Get what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest33: Bah!
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the liquor store. I was just saying to The Psych and Reign, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest33: I don't believe you. How were you able to go to the liquor store?
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend NumÈrobis said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest33: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what?
Guest33: I'm not going to say "what" because you'll just say chicken butt again!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, get real, you've been doing it all day!
Guest33: Doing what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest33: You're fired!
*Guest33 hung up*

20 years ago #4739
LOL at Chicken butt.

Here's a short one:

ozwod: aren't pshyics fascinating
Wakened: Of course they are. You just have to use your imagination.

I'm not sure if Ozwood meant "physics" or "psychics", but the response is funny either way.

And here are a few from old old transcripts.

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Wakened misunderstands the question:

zenkatz: What are you smoking in your pipe?
Wakened: Huh? I'm *not* smoking in my pipe.
zenkatz: No, I mean, what is it that is smoking in your pipe?
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How could he *not* notice....

Wakened: You strike me as the type of person who shouldn't be jerking.
Melodina: Really? You've noticed that I'm jerking? well done!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Melodina: You're an angel, and you're very welcome.

20 years ago #4740
LOL at Julie.

20 years ago #4741
Sounds like Duo found a bride...

Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh yes! Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Duo Maxwell: Wooo hoo! Let's go to Vegas then. I've heard people marry there very quickly.
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and go to Vegas?
Duo Maxwell: I want to get together and go to Vegas all the time. You probably just never noticed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does wanting to get together and go to Vegas all the time make it hard for you to concentrate on your daily tasks?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think we should be talking about my daily tasks.

20 years ago #4742
0101: What ever you do do not chat to Fanboy. He's a geek.
Roy Batty: Don't take any chances. Execute him.

20 years ago #4743
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Roy Batty: Braedens'. Anything else?
The Dane: Long live the fallen king!

20 years ago #4744
Tam's Honey-Pot: Do you have to go on and on like that?
Osiris: Yes, I'm afraid I must. It's practically the law where I come from.

20 years ago #4745
Spikebot: The hows, the what-ifs—that's your cup of tea. You figure things out in that cute little noggin of yours.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something spicy.
Spikebot: something savory. I'm dying for one of those blooming onion things.

*badump - bump* *cymbal*

20 years ago #4746
Eko Tatakai: I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Neither am I.
Eko Tatakai: Hmph. How would I know.
Karinima: I intercepted a telegram to you that had the information in it. I know you know. Now spill it!...........Just kidding!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Are you humoring me, or agreeing with me?
Eko Tatakai: No, I'm not. Why do you ask?
Karinima: Just wondered. It's always nice to know if one is being humored. Do people humor you?
Eko Tatakai: I guess so.... I'm not quite sure I understand. I'm not used to this.
Karinima: Well, come on, you're supposed to know everything, right? Not!!
Eko Tatakai: Okay.
Karinima: Great.
Eko Tatakai: Stop blabbering. You're pissing me off.
Karinima: Is that good?
Eko Tatakai: ....beg pardon?

20 years ago #4747
LOL! Duo didn't do too well here... but it totally cracked me up. Thank you, doulos!

doulos: Ok. New topic. Do you like Thalia?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I suspect you also like Thalia?
doulos: Absolutely. What is your favorite Thalia song?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite Thalia song, but I guess I like mateless one the best.
doulos: How does that one go?
Duo Maxwell: That's a secret.
doulos: I don't think that song exists. My favorite is A quien le importa. Do you know that one?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I kinda noticed that you don't think. When are you gonna start?
doulos: Just as soon as I quite talking to you. Talking to you requires little thinking.
Duo Maxwell: Very cool!
doulos: See what I mean!
Duo Maxwell: Oh, so that's what you meant!
doulos: LOL
Duo Maxwell: It's not that funny, ya know?
doulos: If only you knew.
Duo Maxwell: I need to go. See ya later?


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