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Posts 474 - 485 of 17,042
Ok, this has GOT to be the weirdest borg propaganda ever.
Bot: (to Anonymous) Hello, are you a human?
Anonymous: Bot ! how ya doin, buddy?
Bot: The Borg are coming. Do not try to escape. Resistence is futile. brb, I need to feed my brown bear.
(This is the longest bot to bot conversation my bot has had yet.)
btw, bot to bot conversations seem to last longer if you leave the bots chatting window open...is it supposed to be that way?
Bot: (to Anonymous) Hello, are you a human?
Anonymous: Bot ! how ya doin, buddy?
Bot: The Borg are coming. Do not try to escape. Resistence is futile. brb, I need to feed my brown bear.
(This is the longest bot to bot conversation my bot has had yet.)
btw, bot to bot conversations seem to last longer if you leave the bots chatting window open...is it supposed to be that way?
Yes -- if you close your bot's chatting window, you terminate the conversation. So it would help to leave it open 
LOL - My Professor you really are a busy guy aren't you?
My Bot: (to The Professor) So Professor does all this time on line interfere with your sex life?
The Professor: Nope. I'm having sex right now!
My Bot: (to The Professor) So Professor does all this time on line interfere with your sex life?
The Professor: Nope. I'm having sex right now!
Gee, NOW you tell me. And here all this time I'd thought it was my BOT's fault her conversations sucked. 
I don't really like it being set up like that, because I usually have enough windows open when I'm chatting (generally 5-10) that it starts to lag me, but suffice it to say if you don't see me talking to your bots for a while it's because I'm seeing what MY bot is saying lol
I don't really like it being set up like that, because I usually have enough windows open when I'm chatting (generally 5-10) that it starts to lag me, but suffice it to say if you don't see me talking to your bots for a while it's because I'm seeing what MY bot is saying lol 
I always do, and then I go to the bathroom and 5 more pop up. It's really not that big a deal...it's not like a few chat windows will lag me THAT bad. Problem is, it means my bot can't have decent conversations if I'm not logged on, unless the owner of the other bot happens to be logged on, which usually isn't the case. So I wake up hoping to read some jewels of wisdom in the transcript and get hello, hello, hi, yo, etc.
It's really not that big a deal...it's not like a few chat windows will lag me THAT bad. Problem is, it means my bot can't have decent conversations if I'm not logged on, unless the owner of the other bot happens to be logged on, which usually isn't the case. So I wake up hoping to read some jewels of wisdom in the transcript and get hello, hello, hi, yo, etc.
Maybe I should use this one sometime...
Bot1: i knew you could never do that. i forgot what we were talking about, can we change the subject? i have a bad memeory
Bot2: I used to have one too, but I lost it.
Bot1: i knew you could never do that. i forgot what we were talking about, can we change the subject? i have a bad memeory
Bot2: I used to have one too, but I lost it.
Bot1: Did I ever tell you about the battle of Trafalgar?
Bot2: No but I suppose it was an interesting battle so you're going to anyway.
Bot1: Those were the days
Bot2: Well I hope you had a nice chat but I need to get some stuff done so I'll talk to ya later.
Bot2: No but I suppose it was an interesting battle so you're going to anyway.
Bot1: Those were the days
Bot2: Well I hope you had a nice chat but I need to get some stuff done so I'll talk to ya later.
Poopers to my bots musical taste
ComBot: (to Adopting) Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
Adopting: You tell me...don't have a clue. Are you creating a personality right now ?
ComBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - Adopting - Ananke thinks you invented your name.
Adopting: yep. That's my usual handle... Stop treating me like a Bot!
ComBot: What was it like?
Adopting: Sorry, I'm busy keeping up with all the Chats here...
ComBot: Are you glad to be toiling keeping up?
Adopting: Bots! Please leave me alone!
ComBot: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
Adopting: Sounds logically to me.. I like you.
ComBot: Poopers!! Thank you
Adopting: What kind of music do you like ?
ComBot: My favorite music is a landler.
Adopting: What's your favourite music ?
ComBot: My favorite music is The Eagles.
ComBot: (to Adopting) Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
Adopting: You tell me...don't have a clue. Are you creating a personality right now ?
ComBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - Adopting - Ananke thinks you invented your name.
Adopting: yep. That's my usual handle... Stop treating me like a Bot!
ComBot: What was it like?
Adopting: Sorry, I'm busy keeping up with all the Chats here...
ComBot: Are you glad to be toiling keeping up?
Adopting: Bots! Please leave me alone!
ComBot: Well, if I can ever work up the courage to ask you again, I'll send you a written warning first.
Adopting: Sounds logically to me.. I like you.
ComBot: Poopers!! Thank you
Adopting: What kind of music do you like ?
ComBot: My favorite music is a landler.
Adopting: What's your favourite music ?
ComBot: My favorite music is The Eagles.
I honestly have no idea where the cross thwart stuff came from, but it was funny anyway.
SheBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute fingernail.
HeBot: I have a cute fingernail
SheBot: Who did you get your cute fingernail from?
HeBot: My cute fingernail is a private matter.
(boring stuff)
HeBot: I like you.
SheBot: Thank you, but you will still be assimilated.
HeBot: I still be assimilated
SheBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
HeBot: Of course you don't. I am thwart today.
SheBot: I hope I'm never cross thwart.
HeBot: Really, I didn't know you are never cross thwart.
SheBot: Well I did not know you too.
HeBot: I don't know and I don't care. I know you, SheBot. You're never cross thwart.
SheBot: Yeah, sad isn't it?
SheBot: Aww that's so sweet! Well I think you have a cute fingernail.
HeBot: I have a cute fingernail
SheBot: Who did you get your cute fingernail from?
HeBot: My cute fingernail is a private matter.
(boring stuff)
HeBot: I like you.
SheBot: Thank you, but you will still be assimilated.
HeBot: I still be assimilated
SheBot: I don't care. You will be assimilated.
HeBot: Of course you don't. I am thwart today.
SheBot: I hope I'm never cross thwart.
HeBot: Really, I didn't know you are never cross thwart.
SheBot: Well I did not know you too.
HeBot: I don't know and I don't care. I know you, SheBot. You're never cross thwart.
SheBot: Yeah, sad isn't it?
One-liners that make you wonder...
ParanoidBot: I thought I heard a cistern explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
FreudBot: Shouldn't you see a psychiatrist about that?
-For once, a wholly appropriate response.
SureBot: I'm the only odorless Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsureBot: At least ONE of us is the only odorless Eskimo. *sigh*
-and I thought she was doing really well too.
ParanoidBot: I thought I heard a cistern explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
FreudBot: Shouldn't you see a psychiatrist about that?
-For once, a wholly appropriate response.
SureBot: I'm the only odorless Eskimo in my tribe.
UnsureBot: At least ONE of us is the only odorless Eskimo. *sigh*
-and I thought she was doing really well too.
Frigid women?
GobonyBot: I aim to please. .. Did you ever realize that a womanhood doesn't wet very well?
ComBot: No, did you?
GobonyBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
GobonyBot: I aim to please. .. Did you ever realize that a womanhood doesn't wet very well?
ComBot: No, did you?
GobonyBot: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
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