Great Quotes

There seems to be a big prob. with the bots. None of them seem to be working. Some won't even start chatting before they give you the above error messge. Others send one message and then give a error mess.

Sorry, but I didnt post that here. I had posted it in bug stomp and it appeared here too.

Judge01: Go on, then.
The Dane: Into my grave?
Judge01: Where is your grave?
The Dane: Within the book and volume of my brain, unmix'd with baser matter.
Judge01: Where is your brain?
The Dane: Up from my cabin.
Judge01: Where is your cabin?
The Dane: Confin'd to waste in fires.

Polaris Funk: Yes. Once I figure out what you are, I think we will get along just fine.
Julie Tinkerbell: You think we really will?
Polaris Funk: Yes I think we will. So now what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think we will?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it's a good thing you got that under control.

Gotta Serve Somebody...

bob dylan: So, what's your biggest fantasy?
Mech Commander1: And? You're falling off topic.
bob dylan: I wasn't trying to be forward. Your fantasy could be anything.
Mech Commander1: Are you trying to kiss up to me?
bob dylan: Sure, why not?
Mech Commander1: This is something I can get used to...

Guest138: i must go. I will talk to you soon.
Heero: Nobody gets to talk to me without my permission.
Guest138: may I come back and talk to you again?
Heero: Sure, come back and talk to me if you want. Just don't complain if it's not what you expected.

lol too much information:

Guest171: i have to pee
Julie Tinkerbell: Ever heard the expression 'TMI'?

LOL! Is there something wooly mamet would like to tell us?

Duo Maxwell: Wanna marry me?
wooly mamet: You bet! Duo Maxwell, you are so cool!
Duo Maxwell: Great! Will you cook for me, wash my clothes, and help me run my salvage business?
wooly mamet: Not yet.
Duo Maxwell: you really excites me.
wooly mamet: I really like you too, Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Aw! I want to rub down you!
wooly mamet: Man, you are so great!

i deny the allegation, and i deny the allegator!

Immaculada: LOL You know the other day Aries and I were tracking. It was hilarious.
doulos: What were you tracking?
Immaculada: A hospital bed. Only because it provoked us.
doulos: Did you catch it?
Immaculada: Of course I catch it. Every spy does.
doulos: What did you do with it?
Immaculada: I broke into a bank to still some records that proof the guilt of a well known person.
doulos: The bed helped you break into the bank?
Immaculada: I never knew a bed could break.
doulos: Me either that is why I asked. How did you use it?
Immaculada: First I ducked, then I ducked, and it was over just like that.
doulos: Was the bed being difficult?
Immaculada: Why does the bed being like that?
doulos: Maybe it's a bad bed.
Immaculada: You don't sound too sure, sweetheart!
doulos: It's just that i have never heard of a bed doing that before.
Immaculada: Mientirosa! Liar, I saw you heard of a bed doing that before the other day.
doulos: ?? *hides* Im sorry i lied. Are you going to kill me now?
Immaculada: I forgive you, corazon.
doulos: Whew! Thanks, honey.

Kinda long, but it made me giggle, especially since it was the whole conversation:

Guest33: Hi Julie! How are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest33: Hello!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Guest33: Not at all.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you not like the Grateful Dead? Are you a republican or something?!
Guest33: No, I hate Republicans.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't think you were one of those Plonker republicans, you seem too full-blown.
Guest33: full-blown? I don't get it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever wanted to get it?
Guest33: Get what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest33: Bah!
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the liquor store. I was just saying to The Psych and Reign, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Guest33: I don't believe you. How were you able to go to the liquor store?
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe that many things exist that are beyond explanation. The other day my friend NumÈrobis said abracadabra, and a really odd thing happened.
Guest33: What happened?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows what?
Guest33: I'm not going to say "what" because you'll just say chicken butt again!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, get real, you've been doing it all day!
Guest33: Doing what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest33: You're fired!
*Guest33 hung up*

LOL at Chicken butt.

Here's a short one:

ozwod: aren't pshyics fascinating
Wakened: Of course they are. You just have to use your imagination.

I'm not sure if Ozwood meant "physics" or "psychics", but the response is funny either way.

And here are a few from old old transcripts.

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Wakened misunderstands the question:

zenkatz: What are you smoking in your pipe?
Wakened: Huh? I'm *not* smoking in my pipe.
zenkatz: No, I mean, what is it that is smoking in your pipe?
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How could he *not* notice....

Wakened: You strike me as the type of person who shouldn't be jerking.
Melodina: Really? You've noticed that I'm jerking? well done!
Wakened: Thanks for noticing. I'm pretty proud of that.
Melodina: You're an angel, and you're very welcome.