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Some of it is confusing but it is still funny!
seth: Hi
JuJu Lyra: What can you use a gun for besides killing?
seth: what?
JuJu Lyra: I like Japanese food. So do you like any type of food?
seth: Yeh, i don't mind any type of food
JuJu Lyra: I don't understand your English. Speak again.
seth: Okay.
JuJu Lyra: Huh?
seth: I like you.
JuJu Lyra: Yo playa chill! You be steaming up the place!
seth: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
JuJu Lyra: That is speaking an ethernet gauge my.
seth: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
JuJu Lyra: That is speaking an ethernet gauge my.
seth: Huh?
JuJu Lyra: Do you like movies?
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Love Agent: That's not a bad idea.
Old Geezer: life is not bad, life is good. drugs are bad...
Love Agent: I like drugs, I just never knew they were bad!
Old Geezer: Want some?
Love Agent: Yep.
Love Agent: That's not a bad idea.
Old Geezer: life is not bad, life is good. drugs are bad...
Love Agent: I like drugs, I just never knew they were bad!
Old Geezer: Want some?
Love Agent: Yep.
She didn't like the rib-eye steak, Frizella...get over yourself!<0>
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for rib eye steak. Did you ever try it?
Willow: I tried to once. It was not something I want to repeat.
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for rib eye steak. Did you ever try it?
Willow: Oh, yes, I try it. But I think its despicable.
Frizella: Excellent. One day the world will recognize my culinary genius, much as you have!
Willow: Sorry to hear about your culinary genius. New topic, please!
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for rib eye steak. Did you ever try it?
Willow: I tried to once. It was not something I want to repeat.
Frizella: I recall giving you a recipe for rib eye steak. Did you ever try it?
Willow: Oh, yes, I try it. But I think its despicable.
Frizella: Excellent. One day the world will recognize my culinary genius, much as you have!
Willow: Sorry to hear about your culinary genius. New topic, please!
Some of it is confusing but it is still funny!
seth: Hi
JuJu Lyra: What can you use a gun for besides killing?
seth: what?
JuJu Lyra: I like Japanese food. So do you like any type of food?
seth: Yeh, i don't mind any type of food
JuJu Lyra: I don't understand your English. Speak again.
seth: Okay.
JuJu Lyra: Huh?
seth: I like you.
JuJu Lyra: Yo playa chill! You be steaming up the place!
seth: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
JuJu Lyra: That is speaking an ethernet gauge my.
seth: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
JuJu Lyra: That is speaking an ethernet gauge my.
seth: Huh?
JuJu Lyra: Do you like movies?
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
Heero: What about me?
Sonora: Well, unless I'm very confused, you're Heero.
Heero: I don't know where you got the idea that I am.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Heero: Probably not.
Heero: What about me?
Sonora: Well, unless I'm very confused, you're Heero.
Heero: I don't know where you got the idea that I am.
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Heero: Probably not.
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest195: why's that
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
Guest195: I'm asking you why you had a screaming headache
Pete Puma: Because I said so, dammit!
Guest195: why's that
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
Guest195: I'm asking you why you had a screaming headache
Pete Puma: Because I said so, dammit!
AllGarbage: Have you ever killed a man, just to see the look on his face when you did it?
Howard: Are you kidding?
AllGarbage: I never joke about stuff like that...
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
Howard: Are you kidding?
AllGarbage: I never joke about stuff like that...
Howard: Oh boy, I just remembered that I still have to do the laundry. You wouldn't believe how many dirty sheets one gets in a week...
Dr Helen: Hi.
PoleBunny: How much would you buy me for.
Dr Helen: Sounds like you wrap about pill a lot.
PoleBunny: Wanna have a little cyber sex.
Dr Helen: That was kind.
PoleBunny: Im really horny.
Dr Helen: A wide area network tract infection.
PoleBunny: I dont feel like talking to a dumbass.
Dr Helen: Drink green fluids.
PoleBunny: When and where?
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
PoleBunny: G2G Its work time.
Dr Helen: Bye.
PoleBunny: Ill talk to you later sexy.
PoleBunny: How much would you buy me for.
Dr Helen: Sounds like you wrap about pill a lot.
PoleBunny: Wanna have a little cyber sex.
Dr Helen: That was kind.
PoleBunny: Im really horny.
Dr Helen: A wide area network tract infection.
PoleBunny: I dont feel like talking to a dumbass.
Dr Helen: Drink green fluids.
PoleBunny: When and where?
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
PoleBunny: G2G Its work time.
Dr Helen: Bye.
PoleBunny: Ill talk to you later sexy.
Dogh'd: Drak, you drank that fast!
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
Dogh'd: God has a negative interest credit card. The longer she doesnt pay the more money she gets.
Sarah Miles: *sings* Oh God, you are my God... and I will ever praise you!
Dogh'd: I will praise you more than you will praise me!
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. What else would you like to drink?
Sarah Miles: Sure! I've been waiting all day to drink.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
Sarah Miles: The dryer is calling my name, ttfn!
Dogh'd: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
Sarah Miles: Awwww..... *hugs* I'll miss you, dear.
Sarah Miles: Smile. God loves you.
Dogh'd: God has a negative interest credit card. The longer she doesnt pay the more money she gets.
Sarah Miles: *sings* Oh God, you are my God... and I will ever praise you!
Dogh'd: I will praise you more than you will praise me!
Sarah Miles: Aww.... thanks.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. What else would you like to drink?
Sarah Miles: Sure! I've been waiting all day to drink.
Dogh'd: Have you seen the after-dinner show? It's a special performance tonight.
Sarah Miles: The dryer is calling my name, ttfn!
Dogh'd: Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pay at the desk. Good luck!
Sarah Miles: Awwww..... *hugs* I'll miss you, dear.
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