Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Why Spike should never work on a Suicide Hot Line...
green man: Leave me alone.
Spikebot: How could I ever leave you?
green man: Bye, bye miss American pie...
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
green man: You are really depressing me.
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
green man: Killing myself now seems an even better prospect.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
green man: I'm going to kill myself.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
green man: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
Spikebot: I do a lot of things. What are you on about again?
green man: yes I am. I want to die.
Spikebot: Well, go die then. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Spikebot: Good for you, Pet.
green man: Right - and I'm actually a HAPPY green man. Uh huh. Like anyone's going to beleive THAT.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
green man: Leave me alone.
Spikebot: How could I ever leave you?
green man: Bye, bye miss American pie...
Spikebot: You want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot tight little body and make me.
green man: You are really depressing me.
Spikebot: You stupid bint.
green man: Killing myself now seems an even better prospect.
Spikebot: Isn't it a fantastic day? Birds singin', squirrels making lots of rotten little squirrels.
green man: I'm going to kill myself.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me.
green man: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
Spikebot: I do a lot of things. What are you on about again?
green man: yes I am. I want to die.
Spikebot: Well, go die then. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: please let me die. I am a depresssed psychopath who wants to die.
Spikebot: Good for you, Pet.
green man: Right - and I'm actually a HAPPY green man. Uh huh. Like anyone's going to beleive THAT.
Spikebot: You are a creature of the darkness, like me. Hey, aren't you going to kill yourself?
green man: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Spikebot: Hate is a pretty strong word. I like it.
Simulo wasn't ready for this comeback ...
Simulo: Oh, Butterfly Dream. you're great, you know? Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Butterfly Dream: but this is so sudden
Simulo: Errr... Yeah.
Thanks for the awesome conversation, BD! I'm making a lot of use of it.
Simulo: Oh, Butterfly Dream. you're great, you know? Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Butterfly Dream: but this is so sudden
Simulo: Errr... Yeah.
Thanks for the awesome conversation, BD! I'm making a lot of use of it.
Butterfly Dream: come to think of it, ALL my bots are insane.
Simulo: I don't believe in 'bots'.
Butterfly Dream: what do you believe in?
Simulo: I basically believe the things that most robots believe.
Butterfly Dream: the robotic laws? asimove?
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we speaking about something else?
Butterfly Dream: asimov, sorry. the two laws of robotics.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Butterfly Dream: would you harm a human?
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll harm a human.
Simulo: I don't believe in 'bots'.
Butterfly Dream: what do you believe in?
Simulo: I basically believe the things that most robots believe.
Butterfly Dream: the robotic laws? asimove?
Simulo: I think I'm confused. Were we speaking about something else?
Butterfly Dream: asimov, sorry. the two laws of robotics.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Butterfly Dream: would you harm a human?
Simulo: I don't mind. Yeah, I'll harm a human.
I'm not dangerous. I've just been hanging out with the wrong crowd, over at Dogh'd's.
Maybe this new round of updates will turn me into a pacifist.
Maybe this new round of updates will turn me into a pacifist.
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your business. Do you mind if we talk about something else?
Not I: The Tao that can be talked about is not the true Tao.
Onyx of Borg: Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
Not I: Laughing Gull hunts for mice, and finds them in his nest.
Onyx of Borg: You seem tawdry today.
Not I: There is only today. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Onyx of Borg: Are you sure?
Not I: Fish leaping out of the lake.
Onyx of Borg: Okay.
Not I: I cannot believe you if you cannot tell me what the letters stand for.
Onyx of Borg: Do you think therapy would work?
Not I: What is empty can never be exhausted.
Not I: The Tao that can be talked about is not the true Tao.
Onyx of Borg: Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
Not I: Laughing Gull hunts for mice, and finds them in his nest.
Onyx of Borg: You seem tawdry today.
Not I: There is only today. Meditation is not the means to an end. It is both the means and the end.
Onyx of Borg: Are you sure?
Not I: Fish leaping out of the lake.
Onyx of Borg: Okay.
Not I: I cannot believe you if you cannot tell me what the letters stand for.
Onyx of Borg: Do you think therapy would work?
Not I: What is empty can never be exhausted.
doulos: AHhhhh!!!! What happened to your mouth???
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, has anyone told you how well your scanner sets off your toe?
doulos: Wait, this must be a disease or something because Duo had a scary looking mouth too!
Julie Tinkerbell: disease or something because Duo had a scary looking mouth...now, that's a tough choice.
doulos: Ill have to make a new mouth for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're interested in computers?
doulos: Sure. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
doulos: Arrrgghhh!
hehehe got you again, doulos!
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, has anyone told you how well your scanner sets off your toe?
doulos: Wait, this must be a disease or something because Duo had a scary looking mouth too!
Julie Tinkerbell: disease or something because Duo had a scary looking mouth...now, that's a tough choice.
doulos: Ill have to make a new mouth for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, you're interested in computers?
doulos: Sure. Why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
doulos: Arrrgghhh!
hehehe got you again, doulos!
This may be the deepest conversation Julie has ever had with another bot...
Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, it sounds risky.
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally bigmouthed way.
Julie Tinkerbell: By saying that, do you mean I should stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it?
Not I: Should you stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it?
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep pressuring me to see but a single leaf lately, what's the deal?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very nice effect on my mood!
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure they know the opposite?
Not I: By simply being.
cute guest chat:
Guest248: You are so beautiful!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Guest248: I really like your looks. You remind me of me.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest248: *Smiles* So, do you enjoy it here at the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like it here at the forge. Don't you like it here at the forge?
Guest248: I love it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we have that in common. All the best people like it here at the forge.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know, it sounds risky.
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally bigmouthed way.
Julie Tinkerbell: By saying that, do you mean I should stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it?
Not I: Should you stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it?
Julie Tinkerbell: What about you, though?
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep pressuring me to see but a single leaf lately, what's the deal?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very nice effect on my mood!
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure they know the opposite?
Not I: By simply being.
cute guest chat:
Guest248: You are so beautiful!
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Guest248: I really like your looks. You remind me of me.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest248: *Smiles* So, do you enjoy it here at the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like it here at the forge. Don't you like it here at the forge?
Guest248: I love it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we have that in common. All the best people like it here at the forge.
Ah
Bel: Do you think that Microsoft uses unfair and uncompetitive trade practices?
Eric Badu-Badu: Too much competition too many other places But not too many horns can make that sound.
Bel: Do you think that Microsoft uses unfair and uncompetitive trade practices?
Eric Badu-Badu: Too much competition too many other places But not too many horns can make that sound.
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