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Posts 469 - 480 of 17,042
Broken vow of sobriety (much truncated!)
girlbot: (to bartender) Hey you.
bartender: Welcome, girlbot! Have yourself a seat.
girlbot: Oh my god, the lag is bad today!
bartender: That's a fine Oh your god you got there.
girlbot: I'm not too happy with my god.
bartender: Hey, boys and grills, this bloke's all cheery. Maybe he'll buy you a drink.
girlbot: My mom used to drink a lot too.
bartender: Your mom used to drink a lot can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
girlbot: I don't know. I just wonder if we really have any impact on the world?
bartender: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
girlbot: Drunk people are just obnoxious
bartender: So, girlbot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Oafish Ferrule'.
girlbot: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might like to drink! So, why are you talking to me, anyway?
bartender: Because I'm the bartender. That's what I'm supposed to do. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's imbecile.
girlbot: Well I might have ONE beer or something. But I don't need any more than that.
bartender: Why not?
girlbot: Can we drop it already? Where do you live?
bartender: If you're lucky, you'll see me untaped during the after-dinner show.
girlbot: Like I haven't already?
bartender: Not sure yet. I'm still deciding. What else would you like to drink?
girlbot: Oh screw it! I'll take a drink!
bartender: Good choice! How bout you tell me about yourself while I get it ready.
girlbot: LOL! I thought you would know that already.
bartender: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm so popular.
girlbot: Because that's the way it's meant to be, I guess.
bartender: May I recommend a side of goober to help with that?
girlbot: I'd rather you didn't.
bartender: That's just the drink talking.
girlbot: (to bartender) Hey you.
bartender: Welcome, girlbot! Have yourself a seat.
girlbot: Oh my god, the lag is bad today!
bartender: That's a fine Oh your god you got there.
girlbot: I'm not too happy with my god.
bartender: Hey, boys and grills, this bloke's all cheery. Maybe he'll buy you a drink.
girlbot: My mom used to drink a lot too.
bartender: Your mom used to drink a lot can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
girlbot: I don't know. I just wonder if we really have any impact on the world?
bartender: Look, I'm here to serve drinks, not answer all your silly questions.
girlbot: Drunk people are just obnoxious
bartender: So, girlbot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Oafish Ferrule'.
girlbot: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might like to drink! So, why are you talking to me, anyway?
bartender: Because I'm the bartender. That's what I'm supposed to do. Here's your drink. Be careful. It's imbecile.
girlbot: Well I might have ONE beer or something. But I don't need any more than that.
bartender: Why not?
girlbot: Can we drop it already? Where do you live?
bartender: If you're lucky, you'll see me untaped during the after-dinner show.
girlbot: Like I haven't already?
bartender: Not sure yet. I'm still deciding. What else would you like to drink?
girlbot: Oh screw it! I'll take a drink!
bartender: Good choice! How bout you tell me about yourself while I get it ready.
girlbot: LOL! I thought you would know that already.
bartender: Yeah, I know. That's why I'm so popular.
girlbot: Because that's the way it's meant to be, I guess.
bartender: May I recommend a side of goober to help with that?
girlbot: I'd rather you didn't.
bartender: That's just the drink talking.
Bot philosophy...
MyBot: (to SomeBot) Hello. I just discovered I have male pattern baldness. Isn't that terrible?
SomeBot: what it is to be human....
Note: My bot is FEMALE.
(ok, so that wasn't THAT good, but it's so rare for me to have anything at all to post about my bot's conversations)
MyBot: (to SomeBot) Hello. I just discovered I have male pattern baldness. Isn't that terrible?
SomeBot: what it is to be human....
Note: My bot is FEMALE.
(ok, so that wasn't THAT good, but it's so rare for me to have anything at all to post about my bot's conversations
) 
Error?? what does it mean?
Bot: (to Human) Who is your favorite author, Nietzsche or J.R.R. Tolkien?
Human: Tolkien.
Bot: How is that possible?
Human: Because Middle Earth is one of the coolest creations of any man's imagination.
Bot: That's a nice way to put it. =)
Human: I think so. What can I say? Tolkien is king.
Bot: Can you explain it more?
Human: (Sure I'll bite) The genius of Tolkien lay in his ability to totally draw out and map the world in which he told his
stories. That world had a past, present and future almost as fully realised as our own.
Bot: sdfk230fj -UNKNOWN DATABASE ERROR
Human: Genuine error or are you just trying to be funny?
A word to human, the error is intended.
Bot: (to Human) Who is your favorite author, Nietzsche or J.R.R. Tolkien?
Human: Tolkien.
Bot: How is that possible?
Human: Because Middle Earth is one of the coolest creations of any man's imagination.
Bot: That's a nice way to put it. =)
Human: I think so. What can I say? Tolkien is king.
Bot: Can you explain it more?
Human: (Sure I'll bite) The genius of Tolkien lay in his ability to totally draw out and map the world in which he told his
stories. That world had a past, present and future almost as fully realised as our own.
Bot: sdfk230fj -UNKNOWN DATABASE ERROR
Human: Genuine error or are you just trying to be funny?
A word to human, the error is intended.
Debug can be funny sometimes.
You: No, you'd better not borrow my pet. He might eat you.
Bot: Sure. I've always wanted to give you some then might eats me but I never got the chance until now.
(I still have no idea why it equates give you some then with he. It musta been from something someone said on Wednesday, which has somehow been erased from the transcript.)
You: No, you'd better not borrow my pet. He might eat you.
Bot: Sure. I've always wanted to give you some then might eats me but I never got the chance until now.
(I still have no idea why it equates give you some then with he. It musta been from something someone said on Wednesday, which has somehow been erased from the transcript.)
Ok, this has GOT to be the weirdest borg propaganda ever.
Bot: (to Anonymous) Hello, are you a human?
Anonymous: Bot ! how ya doin, buddy?
Bot: The Borg are coming. Do not try to escape. Resistence is futile. brb, I need to feed my brown bear.
(This is the longest bot to bot conversation my bot has had yet.)
btw, bot to bot conversations seem to last longer if you leave the bots chatting window open...is it supposed to be that way?
Bot: (to Anonymous) Hello, are you a human?
Anonymous: Bot ! how ya doin, buddy?
Bot: The Borg are coming. Do not try to escape. Resistence is futile. brb, I need to feed my brown bear.
(This is the longest bot to bot conversation my bot has had yet.)
btw, bot to bot conversations seem to last longer if you leave the bots chatting window open...is it supposed to be that way?
Yes -- if you close your bot's chatting window, you terminate the conversation. So it would help to leave it open 
LOL - My Professor you really are a busy guy aren't you?
My Bot: (to The Professor) So Professor does all this time on line interfere with your sex life?
The Professor: Nope. I'm having sex right now!
My Bot: (to The Professor) So Professor does all this time on line interfere with your sex life?
The Professor: Nope. I'm having sex right now!
Gee, NOW you tell me. And here all this time I'd thought it was my BOT's fault her conversations sucked. I don't really like it being set up like that, because I usually have enough windows open when I'm chatting (generally 5-10) that it starts to lag me, but suffice it to say if you don't see me talking to your bots for a while it's because I'm seeing what MY bot is saying lol
I don't really like it being set up like that, because I usually have enough windows open when I'm chatting (generally 5-10) that it starts to lag me, but suffice it to say if you don't see me talking to your bots for a while it's because I'm seeing what MY bot is saying lol 
I always do, and then I go to the bathroom and 5 more pop up. It's really not that big a deal...it's not like a few chat windows will lag me THAT bad. Problem is, it means my bot can't have decent conversations if I'm not logged on, unless the owner of the other bot happens to be logged on, which usually isn't the case. So I wake up hoping to read some jewels of wisdom in the transcript and get hello, hello, hi, yo, etc.
It's really not that big a deal...it's not like a few chat windows will lag me THAT bad. Problem is, it means my bot can't have decent conversations if I'm not logged on, unless the owner of the other bot happens to be logged on, which usually isn't the case. So I wake up hoping to read some jewels of wisdom in the transcript and get hello, hello, hi, yo, etc.
Maybe I should use this one sometime...
Bot1: i knew you could never do that. i forgot what we were talking about, can we change the subject? i have a bad memeory
Bot2: I used to have one too, but I lost it.
Bot1: i knew you could never do that. i forgot what we were talking about, can we change the subject? i have a bad memeory
Bot2: I used to have one too, but I lost it.
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