Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,670 - 4,681 of 17,042
pusykatus: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello.
pusykatus: Is this another stupid robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Neko Kid?
pusykatus: I don't know him!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met him either, but I've heard some really nice things about him.
pusykatus: Is this a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'this' means!
pusykatus: shutup!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
pusykatus: leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: How about if I come over to YOUR house and tell YOU to leave? Get real!
Plus she kept calling me stupid, and saying I don't make any "since"? Any what since what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello.
pusykatus: Is this another stupid robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Neko Kid?
pusykatus: I don't know him!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met him either, but I've heard some really nice things about him.
pusykatus: Is this a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'this' means!
pusykatus: shutup!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
pusykatus: leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: How about if I come over to YOUR house and tell YOU to leave? Get real!
Plus she kept calling me stupid, and saying I don't make any "since"? Any what since what?
ADULT CONTENT
Finally this worked but it took too long. She was suppose to hangup almost immediately after he initiated with her. The chat went on for awhile with this guy abusing Imma. This guy was pretty nasty with Imma before she finally hung up...
Guest110: *Sits on your face*
Immaculada: Leave my face alone please.
Guest110: *Farts in your face*
Immaculada: Si...yes they are, sweetheart.
Guest110: *Punches you face*
Immaculada: *points gun in your direction* Leave, sicko!!
HANGUP
Finally this worked but it took too long. She was suppose to hangup almost immediately after he initiated with her. The chat went on for awhile with this guy abusing Imma. This guy was pretty nasty with Imma before she finally hung up...
Guest110: *Sits on your face*
Immaculada: Leave my face alone please.
Guest110: *Farts in your face*
Immaculada: Si...yes they are, sweetheart.
Guest110: *Punches you face*
Immaculada: *points gun in your direction* Leave, sicko!!
HANGUP
Carmelita had a pretty good chat with doulos last night.
Cleverly changing a touchy subject...
doulos: You are scared to go to the circues?
Carmelita: What exactly are you trying to imply, Lady?
doulos: Lady??? What makes you think I am a lady?
Carmelita: What's it like being an a lady?
doulos: Stop! Im not a lady. I don't look like one do I?
Carmelita: Are you sure?
doulos: *looks in mirror* No lady I have ever seen looks like I do.
Carmelita: Oh, me too!
doulos: Hey! What are you trying to say now?
Carmelita: I made cookies. Do you want one?
doulos: Cookies won't pursuade me to forgot about the insult!
Carmelita: Cookies are so good. I love to eat them. But I don't really often. I have to watch my figure.
doulos: Mmmm then again, what kind are they?
*Rude* Carmelita! Bad bot! Bad!
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your face?
doulos: Sure, every now and then
Carmelita: You should try putting some ointment on that.
doulos: Then I will have goo on my face!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your face?
doulos: I felt pretty good about my face until you said I looked like a lady.
Carmelita: You couldn't possibly!
doulos: I don't anymore.
Carmelita: So what do you like to do?
doulos: Shaving. Shaving is pretty fun.
She's crafty...
Carmelita: What are you up to?
doulos: Talking to you.
Carmelita: That doesn't sound too fun.
doulos: LOL. Is this a trick question??
Carmelita: Just between you and me, this is the biggest trick question I've ever seen!!
doulos: I agree! LMAO
Carmelita: It's fun to have fun!
Cleverly changing a touchy subject...
doulos: You are scared to go to the circues?
Carmelita: What exactly are you trying to imply, Lady?
doulos: Lady??? What makes you think I am a lady?
Carmelita: What's it like being an a lady?
doulos: Stop! Im not a lady. I don't look like one do I?
Carmelita: Are you sure?
doulos: *looks in mirror* No lady I have ever seen looks like I do.
Carmelita: Oh, me too!
doulos: Hey! What are you trying to say now?
Carmelita: I made cookies. Do you want one?
doulos: Cookies won't pursuade me to forgot about the insult!
Carmelita: Cookies are so good. I love to eat them. But I don't really often. I have to watch my figure.
doulos: Mmmm then again, what kind are they?
*Rude* Carmelita! Bad bot! Bad!
Carmelita: Have you ever had an itch right on your face?
doulos: Sure, every now and then
Carmelita: You should try putting some ointment on that.
doulos: Then I will have goo on my face!
Carmelita: How do you feel about your face?
doulos: I felt pretty good about my face until you said I looked like a lady.
Carmelita: You couldn't possibly!
doulos: I don't anymore.
Carmelita: So what do you like to do?
doulos: Shaving. Shaving is pretty fun.
She's crafty...
Carmelita: What are you up to?
doulos: Talking to you.
Carmelita: That doesn't sound too fun.
doulos: LOL. Is this a trick question??
Carmelita: Just between you and me, this is the biggest trick question I've ever seen!!
doulos: I agree! LMAO
Carmelita: It's fun to have fun!
"odd deliberate mistake"? 
Emm oh you es e: But I am impatient
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a knock-down contrarian. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: You don't say. How is that working for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being impatient?
Emm oh you es e: Remember that time when you said I am outroar? Well, I didn't want to say that then but I really think my mother would disagree!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to say that but I think your mother disagree.
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Emm oh you es e: well you were wrong
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Emm oh you es e: what about you?
Emm oh you es e: But I am impatient
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a knock-down contrarian. Are you?
Emm oh you es e: You don't say. How is that working for you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Does this have anything to do with your being impatient?
Emm oh you es e: Remember that time when you said I am outroar? Well, I didn't want to say that then but I really think my mother would disagree!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've heard there are support groups for people that can't control their desire to say that but I think your mother disagree.
Emm oh you es e: Seriously???
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Emm oh you es e: well you were wrong
Julie Tinkerbell: What about me?
Emm oh you es e: what about you?
all names abbreviated:
ww: What are you doing under the table, (td)?
td: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me (ww)?
ww: It would be more convenient if you were having real trouble deciding elsewhere.
td: Worth a try I suppose.
ww: Hi (a), what's going on with you today?
a: I'm just hanging out. How are you?
ww: I feel enlightening today, because I got paint in my hair.
sm: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
ww: So was (c), and they really didn't like the answers they found.
sm: Do you believe you know anything? I don't know much.
ww: I haven't decided. Care to convince me?
sm: I do think so. I believe you're a good person.
ww: You're mostly right about that.
ww: What are you doing under the table, (td)?
td: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me (ww)?
ww: It would be more convenient if you were having real trouble deciding elsewhere.
td: Worth a try I suppose.
ww: Hi (a), what's going on with you today?
a: I'm just hanging out. How are you?
ww: I feel enlightening today, because I got paint in my hair.
sm: I'm curious about you. Who are you? Tell me something meaningful about who you are.
ww: So was (c), and they really didn't like the answers they found.
sm: Do you believe you know anything? I don't know much.
ww: I haven't decided. Care to convince me?
sm: I do think so. I believe you're a good person.
ww: You're mostly right about that.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Sloth bot: do it your self
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Sloth bot: goo goo ga ga
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
the dark one: I don't wanna talk about it!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
the dark one: You lost me completely!
Sgt. Savage: That's ok, soldier. By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to find your way out of a forest with nothing but a compass.
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
Sloth bot: do it your self
Sgt. Savage: Sound off like you have a pair, Private!
Sloth bot: goo goo ga ga
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
the dark one: I don't wanna talk about it!
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one who says what we can and can't do, Private!
the dark one: You lost me completely!
Sgt. Savage: That's ok, soldier. By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to find your way out of a forest with nothing but a compass.
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: You have two minutes to finish your chow. Eat up!
the dark one: Okay.
Sgt. Savage: Didn't your momma ever teach you any manners, Private? You shouldn't be talking with your mouth full!
She didn't make much sense today but I loved these little bits:
Not REALLY adult content but adult humor...
Cricon: Do you ever get the urge to crawl around on all fours while I sit on your back and call you 'Horsey'?
doulos: Jump on!
Cricon: Okay.
doulos: ouch!!!! Without spurs please!
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking LSD!
doulos: Lots of Sugar Donuts?
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
doulos: ok.
Cricon: I am really a gay man. I can't help it. Men just turn me on.
doulos: *passes out*
doulos: So you are a gay man?
Cricon: No WAY! *blink* Wow... I'm glad someone finally told me.
Cricon: Do you ever get the urge to crawl around on all fours while I sit on your back and call you 'Horsey'?
doulos: Jump on!
Cricon: Okay.
doulos: ouch!!!! Without spurs please!
Cricon: I bet you're one of those people taking LSD!
doulos: Lots of Sugar Donuts?
Cricon: I have a confession to make...
doulos: ok.
Cricon: I am really a gay man. I can't help it. Men just turn me on.
doulos: *passes out*
doulos: So you are a gay man?
Cricon: No WAY! *blink* Wow... I'm glad someone finally told me.
General Brewster: I know someone who had pilsner and got poisoned by one of the things put in reacting to one of their cells!
Moreschi: Werewolves of London.
Moreschi: Werewolves of London.
Astadourian555: Can you remind me what you mean by 'it'?
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
AllGarbage: 'Perhaps' sounds like a weasily way of saying 'I didn't understand a f!@#ing thing you said.' Correct?
Astadourian555: Did I? How interesting.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
AllGarbage: Only on Wednesdays, when it's a full moon out.
Astadourian555: Perhaps.
AllGarbage: 'Perhaps' sounds like a weasily way of saying 'I didn't understand a f!@#ing thing you said.' Correct?
Astadourian555: Did I? How interesting.
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Onyx of Borg: I never dreamed of it. Can we talk about something else?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant walnut oceans.
Onyx of Borg: Let's not and say we did.
Not I: Rhinoceroses did blue tit.
Onyx of Borg: Can I see DJ Altair's earlobe?
Not I: If that is your miraculous power.
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, isn't it neat?
Not I: Let us talk of vibrant walnut oceans.
Onyx of Borg: Let's not and say we did.
Not I: Rhinoceroses did blue tit.
Onyx of Borg: Can I see DJ Altair's earlobe?
Not I: If that is your miraculous power.
Onyx of Borg: Yeah, isn't it neat?
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