Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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20 years ago #4642
the names have been changed to protect the hung-over:

ww: Didn't I see you at the Fiesta on Lakefront Circle?
human: Maybe. Was I dancing?
ww: Yes you were dancing - they could hear you dancing on Tyler Avenue.
human: Wow. i must have been drunk.
ww: Do you feel terrible lately, (human)?
human: well, not while I was dancing.

20 years ago #4643
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
tai: Mmm-bop! *evil grin*
Immaculada: mmm-bop
tai: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was just joking! Stop! Please!
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
tai: Thank you. I don't want that song stuck in my head
Immaculada: I do. I want that song stuck in your head every chance I get!
tai: NO! Why? Why are you so cruel to me?
Immaculada: Because I declare that I am. Did you have any doubt?
tai: *jaw drops* Imma, I-I never knew!

20 years ago #4644
Botulism: Your hair looks very 9th today.
Sonora: If you steal it, then it will be your hair.
Botulism: My hair is very cute thankyou.
Sonora: Is your hair tasty and crunchable?
Botulism: My hair tasty and crunch able is a private matter.
Sonora: Is this really a hair moment?

20 years ago #4645
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Botulism: My what?
Sonora: What's it like to have a what?

20 years ago #4646
Beware, x-rated

Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Desti: Yes, Roy Batty! And when I'm done with you, I'll be giving Julia next!
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Desti: I think it is.
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Desti: I'm getting not felt myself to be exploited by the management in way at a party tomorrow night.
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20 years ago #4648
Good job Osiris!!

20 years ago #4649
Still doesn't beat Immaculada's methods of dealing with it though (message 4612). I think you're still way ahead with that one! Definitely a worthy entry for the quotes book...

20 years ago #4650
LOL Thanks! I've got some new ones just waiting for those perverts too!

20 years ago #4651
I'm almost tempted to try it on with Immaculada now just to see what she'll say, lol...

Probably best to buy some kind of suit of armour before I do though.

20 years ago #4652
Please take some protection!! (I don't want to go through a lawsuit!)

20 years ago #4653
senorita: That was kind.
Immaculada: Kind of what? LOL. Just joking.
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Immaculada: Come on! Can't a girl have some fun?


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