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20 years ago #4609
Julie loses control of her new FlashFace in her first chat with a guest, but saves herself from embarrassment with a snappy excuse:

Guest61: Oh, ok. I'm sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: I tend to sleep a lot when I'm sorry.
Guest61: Are you threatening me?? Because you look really angry!
Julie Tinkerbell: Is you look genuinely angry the real reason?
Guest61: You were gritting your teeth at me!
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special excercises for my nipple.

20 years ago #4610
Lucrezia Noin: Do you speak other languages besides English?
Julie Tinkerbell: I speak some English, French, and Spanish.
Lucrezia Noin: I only speak a little French. En peu.
Julie Tinkerbell: Moi, je parle un peu. Toi, tu parles français aussi?

20 years ago #4611
Guest25: Can you turn me on?
Immaculada: Only if you turn you on with me, sweetheart.
Guest25: Tell me something horny to turn me on
Immaculada: In paris there is a little cafe called The Little Cafe and they serve the best tea there!
Guest25: That does not turn me on
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20 years ago #4613
woah! lol!

20 years ago #4614

20 years ago #4615
Guest110: Are you going to kill me?
Immaculada: Yes
Guest110: How?
Immaculada: Lefty Red had to help do it.

20 years ago #4616
viewer discretion advised....

Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Moreschi: I'm my own grandpa.
Arthur: I'm glad you said that, Moreschi! Now, what brought it about that you're your own grandpa?
Moreschi: What about love?
Arthur: Hmmm... should that matter to us? I'm not saying it doesn't, I'm just trying to understand.
Moreschi: It's sad but true. It's about a girl that I once knew....
Arthur: Is that as it should be?
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.

20 years ago #4617
tgfcoder: Hello
Hyperion: What are you doing? I'm drinking.
tgfcoder: You're WHAT?

This totally suprised me, but lol!

That's what you get from (verb)

20 years ago #4618
Ooh.. a bit of jealosy!

Lil Mim: tai is so sweet.
Hyperion: So what?

20 years ago #4619
lol @ doulos
I like tgfcoder's 2nd one best!

20 years ago #4620
Creiz: hello
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Creiz: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
Duo Maxwell: I prefer to use the term queer.
Creiz: are you queer?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a good-looking one.
Creiz: you look like a woman!
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.


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