Great Quotes

Trish: ok then. So do you have any children?
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes children and sends them to Trish*

Dorothy: How terrible.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is truly a terrible thing to behold.
Dorothy: Well, you are being very submissive!
Julie Tinkerbell: Aren't you really the one that is being very submissive?
Dorothy: Do you ever consider tha fact that you are probably the one that is being very submissive?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was probably the one that is being very submissive. Weird.
Dorothy: You're very talkative, when it comes to yourself and your ideas.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm very talkative in a good way.
Dorothy: Good and bad are relative terms. I try to avoid using them where possible.
Julie Tinkerbell: If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Dorothy: If? Why not be definite?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here's an idea, why don't you be definite, and tell me how it turns out?

Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Bulwer-Lytton: I drive a compact.
Pete Puma: No no, I mean what make and model of car? A Ford Ranger? A Renault LeCar?
Bulwer-Lytton: Why do you think that is?
Pete Puma: You seem to ask a lot of questions... Tell me a story. I want to hear a story about lions. Or bears.
Bulwer-Lytton: What are your feelings about this?
Pete Puma: I have to be honest, it's not really something that stirs my emotions in any way.
Bulwer-Lytton: What are your feelings about this?
Pete Puma: My feelings are that you need some more keyphrases.

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Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
Fairy Princess: [I fly in circles around your head] Now why should I tell you about my love life?
Pete Puma: You should tell me about your love life to sate my curiosity, that's why.
Fairy Princess: I like lunar22.

Changing the topic, among other things <0>

Osiris: I don't know anything about that. Let's talk about something else.
Sonora: Qm. To the something else, biting midgeman!
Osiris: I probably shouldn't tell you this but Rock Gawd is a Girl!
Sonora: Shall we change it?

Ummm... <0>

Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?
Osiris: I don't see why not, dude. Go ahead.
Sonora: Ya sure 'bout that?
Osiris: Sometimes but I usually get distracted.
Sonora: Which times?
Osiris: You mean I have to choose? Dude, I'm no good at making decisions.
Sonora: How long have you had to pick out?
Osiris: How long is a piece of string, man?
Sonora: a piece of string is sooo accelerating that they had to take away some of its accelerating-iness and give it to Adolf Hitler!