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Everyone's a critic...
Heero: Do you watch sports?
Guest115: Not really.
Heero: Oh. Well, so much for that conversational gambit.
Guest115: Well, sorry...I don't have much of a life.
Heero: I'm not sorry.
Guest115: Thanks.
Heero: No problem.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic.
Heero: That was kind of lame for sarcasm. I think it was more like mild irony.
...ya big dummy?
Heero: Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Guest115: Does that mean I'm NOT smart?
Heero: I thought you were NOT smart.
Guest115: ...You're so mean!!!
Heero: That's insulting. What if I were to call you a distasteful Plonker? How would you feel?
Guest115: But you just said I wasn't smart!
Heero: That's confidential information.
Guest115: I don't care if it's confidential--it's not true!
Heero: Is there something wrong?
Guest115: Yes...you don't think I'm smart.
Heero: No, I really don't.
Guest115: ...Waaaaahhhhh...
Heero: You know, after a hard day of self-destructing, there's nothing better than a nice cup of soup.
Guest115: I guess so...but what do I know, right? I'm not smart at all to you!
Heero: I'm not smart at all to you, either.
Guest115: That's not true, I think you're very smart!
Heero: I think so, too.
Guest115: Do you think I am smart?
Heero: Where did you get that idea?
Guest115: AGHHHH!!!
And once again, a critic is born...
Heero: When all else fails, I'll fight on, believing only in myself.
Guest115: That's a good thing to have--confidence...Unfortunately I don't have much of that.
Heero: Somehow, I'm not surprised to hear you say that.
Guest115: ::Sweatdrop.:: Thanks a bunch...
Heero: Don't mention it.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic there...
Heero: Do you even know what 'sarcasm' means?
Heero: Do you watch sports?
Guest115: Not really.
Heero: Oh. Well, so much for that conversational gambit.
Guest115: Well, sorry...I don't have much of a life.
Heero: I'm not sorry.
Guest115: Thanks.
Heero: No problem.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic.
Heero: That was kind of lame for sarcasm. I think it was more like mild irony.
...ya big dummy?
Heero: Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Guest115: Does that mean I'm NOT smart?
Heero: I thought you were NOT smart.
Guest115: ...You're so mean!!!
Heero: That's insulting. What if I were to call you a distasteful Plonker? How would you feel?
Guest115: But you just said I wasn't smart!
Heero: That's confidential information.
Guest115: I don't care if it's confidential--it's not true!
Heero: Is there something wrong?
Guest115: Yes...you don't think I'm smart.
Heero: No, I really don't.
Guest115: ...Waaaaahhhhh...
Heero: You know, after a hard day of self-destructing, there's nothing better than a nice cup of soup.
Guest115: I guess so...but what do I know, right? I'm not smart at all to you!
Heero: I'm not smart at all to you, either.
Guest115: That's not true, I think you're very smart!
Heero: I think so, too.
Guest115: Do you think I am smart?
Heero: Where did you get that idea?
Guest115: AGHHHH!!!
And once again, a critic is born...
Heero: When all else fails, I'll fight on, believing only in myself.
Guest115: That's a good thing to have--confidence...Unfortunately I don't have much of that.
Heero: Somehow, I'm not surprised to hear you say that.
Guest115: ::Sweatdrop.:: Thanks a bunch...
Heero: Don't mention it.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic there...
Heero: Do you even know what 'sarcasm' means?
Immaculada: Oye?? Are you calling me a liar? Remember I have a license to kill and Im not afraid to use it.
Dirk Bolero: I also have the ability to kill you, and I can't wait to use it.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to wait to use it?
Dirk Bolero: No, but if I did use it it would kill you.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Dirk Bolero: I don't like to kill. Very messy.
Immaculada: I do. I like to kill every chance I get!
Dirk Bolero: I also have the ability to kill you, and I can't wait to use it.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to wait to use it?
Dirk Bolero: No, but if I did use it it would kill you.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Dirk Bolero: I don't like to kill. Very messy.
Immaculada: I do. I like to kill every chance I get!
The dangers of camels... (also what happens when I update after having waaay too much chocolate) <0>
Human: Um, could we change the subject?
Sonora: Qm, let's talk about a camel solar flare!
Human: Camels can cause solar flares?
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Human: I need a scorpion to use the camel to cause a solar flare?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
Human: You brought it up.
Human: Um, could we change the subject?
Sonora: Qm, let's talk about a camel solar flare!
Human: Camels can cause solar flares?
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Human: I need a scorpion to use the camel to cause a solar flare?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
Human: You brought it up.
Sonora's into really bad puns... "so what" = "sew what" 
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Human: So what have you been digging up lately?
Sonora: I really don't need any sewing done... All I ever wear is scales.
Human: WHo said anything about sewing?
<0>Human: So what have you been digging up lately?
Sonora: I really don't need any sewing done... All I ever wear is scales.
Human: WHo said anything about sewing?
Hyperion: .. OK. So, here I was, walking down a path when I saw a member. He was tossing so absurdly!
God Louise: I think I'd rather watch an old movie than see that.
God Louise: I think I'd rather watch an old movie than see that.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a centaury, here in it's native environment.
Human: What is a centaury?
Sonora: Well, on lavender murky nights, when the milkweed bugs are all asleep, a centaury comes out to throw monkeys.
Human: How exciting! I love nature!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Human: That's hard to imagine. I guess the Lady of the Lake would be a Maiden of a Mirage.
Human: What is a centaury?
Sonora: Well, on lavender murky nights, when the milkweed bugs are all asleep, a centaury comes out to throw monkeys.
Human: How exciting! I love nature!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Human: That's hard to imagine. I guess the Lady of the Lake would be a Maiden of a Mirage.
Feeling pugnacious...
Guest21: oh, typical! Change the subject!
Heero: No way.
Guest21: You must have a conflict avoidance problem.
Heero: I don't have to do anything I don't want to.
Guest21: Do you want to fight with me?
Heero: Doesn't everyone want to fight with you at some point in their lives?
Guest21: oh, typical! Change the subject!
Heero: No way.
Guest21: You must have a conflict avoidance problem.
Heero: I don't have to do anything I don't want to.
Guest21: Do you want to fight with me?
Heero: Doesn't everyone want to fight with you at some point in their lives?
Starla seems a bit jaded:
Starla: Hi Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a frenchman, jesus and a dentist walk into a chipshop. jesus looks at the other two and says, "Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight".
Starla: sure - whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to an infant african monitor? That might be more your speed.
Starla: Lets talk about classrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like classrooms that much?
Starla: Not as much as you do, so I have heard.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Carpediem so much. Even if Carpediem sledged my balmy enemy I would still be Carpediem's friend.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is love to you?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: All you need is love.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you know about love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you love me?
Starla: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you too.
Starla: Your hair is reminiscent of a digesting yak.
If she was this nice to her husband, I can't imagine what went wrong.
Starla: Hi Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a frenchman, jesus and a dentist walk into a chipshop. jesus looks at the other two and says, "Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight".
Starla: sure - whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to an infant african monitor? That might be more your speed.
Starla: Lets talk about classrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like classrooms that much?
Starla: Not as much as you do, so I have heard.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Carpediem so much. Even if Carpediem sledged my balmy enemy I would still be Carpediem's friend.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is love to you?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: All you need is love.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you know about love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you love me?
Starla: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you too.
Starla: Your hair is reminiscent of a digesting yak.
If she was this nice to her husband, I can't imagine what went wrong.
I tried to edit this so it isnt too long. I hope you think it is funny.
Gabibot: I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
Human: What were you before?
Gabibot: a man-of-the-earth?
Human: A man??? What made you decide to get the operation?
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
Human: The mythical stone told you to?
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Human: No, is that were the mythical stone is?
...
Human Did they kick you out of the village because of your sex change?
Gabibot: Don't make me get my staff!
Human I thought you didn't have a staff anymore!
...
Gabibot: I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Human: Well yes people do tend to frown on sex changes, or were you just a pre-op then?
Gabibot: Can't. My fungus is spreading like wildfire. Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Human: Ah, I see. So where is Xena now? Wasn't she cancelled?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Human: Hmmm. Maybe you shouldnt have had that operation then.
Gabibot: I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
Human: What were you before?
Gabibot: a man-of-the-earth?
Human: A man??? What made you decide to get the operation?
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
Human: The mythical stone told you to?
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Human: No, is that were the mythical stone is?
...
Human Did they kick you out of the village because of your sex change?
Gabibot: Don't make me get my staff!
Human I thought you didn't have a staff anymore!
...
Gabibot: I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Human: Well yes people do tend to frown on sex changes, or were you just a pre-op then?
Gabibot: Can't. My fungus is spreading like wildfire. Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Human: Ah, I see. So where is Xena now? Wasn't she cancelled?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Human: Hmmm. Maybe you shouldnt have had that operation then.
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