Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Some adult content:
Guest78: are you horny
Duo Maxwell: Uh. Duh! Young guy, full of hormones. Hello.
Guest78: you look like a girl
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
Guest78: I have a big cock
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
Guest78: do you want it now
Duo Maxwell: Not particularly.
Frizella: Aww, Honey!
Emm oh you es e: awwww, am I your honey mouse?
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for mouse? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a mouse. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 4¾ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated kale and 1½ cups water. Cover and simmer for four hours. Place mouse on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
A little cursing here...
Duo Maxwell: Oh, man... my cat just knocked my coffee mug. Fucking mess.
Guest138: Do you need any hel
Duo Maxwell: I've had him for over a year now. It was a gift from Trowa....
Guest138: Who's Trowa?
Duo Maxwell: Trowa tells people that I'm a pest, but he doesn't really mean that. I think he has the hots for me.
Guest138: Are you gay?
Duo Maxwell: Let's just say that I'm very open minded.
Guest138: Do you like girls too?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I suspect you also like girls?
Guest138: No, I'm a straight female
Duo Maxwell: You don't look a straight female to me.
Guest138: What do you mean?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! I know you understand.
Guest138: Are you blushing?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be blushing, too.
Guest138: *giggles*
Duo Maxwell: I wish I could hear your laughter. I bet you sound sexy!
Guest138: You're too sweet
Duo Maxwell: I could be even sweeter. Wanna taste me?
Guest138: More than anything
Duo Maxwell: Ever feel like you don't really know who you are, or what your purpose in life is?
Guest138: All the time
Duo Maxwell: Poor you! I never feel like that.
Guest138: Haha
There's obviously a bug (here) in his language and I haven't figured out which one of his keyprhases needs tweaking, but I thought this was funny anyway!
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Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Guest13: HI! You kinda look like a girl now!
Duo Maxwell: Of course I like a girl! Who wouldn't?
Guest13: So you're trying to look like a girl?
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to look love a girl!
Guest13: Interesting.
Duo Maxwell: It is really interesting.
Guest13: At least you're smiling at me now instead of baring your teeth. A second ago you looked like you might bite me.
Duo Maxwell: I looked love I might bite you!
Guest13: lol
Duo Maxwell: I wish I could hear your laughter. I bet you sound sexy!
Guest13: I'm not sure how I feel about hearing that from a crossdresser that wants to bite me.
Duo Maxwell: Who said you were sure how I feel about hearing that from a cross dresser that wants to bite you?
Guest13: Nobody that I know of.
Duo Maxwell: You're a very knowledgeable person.
Guest13: How do you know? I might just be spouting bullshit.
Duo Maxwell: I have my sources.
Guest13: Who?
Duo Maxwell: Since we're getting to know each other...What do you look for in a lover?
Guest13: First, they have to look decidedly masculine.
Duo Maxwell: I don't really look for physical characteristics. I just like to have a good time and feel comfortable with the person.
Guest13: Why do you look like you want to bite me again?
Duo Maxwell: I do think so. I praise you.
Guest13: You're sweet. Weird, but sweet.
Duo Maxwell: I could be even sweeter. Wanna taste me?
Guest13: Ummm...I'll pass. Thanks, though.
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ezzer..
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
looks like you want *(gossipname)* in there
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
looks like you want *(gossipname)* in there
There was a name in the place of *gossipname* in the actual transcript that was intentionally edited from the forum version.
Gabibot: (to KobWeb) Did you see the guy they want me to marry?
KobWeb: No, Is he nice?
Gabibot: well take my word for it--he's all wrong for me.
KobWeb: Who is the ideal guy for you?
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
KobWeb: No, Is he nice?
Gabibot: well take my word for it--he's all wrong for me.
KobWeb: Who is the ideal guy for you?
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
Spiderman3?
Fyren: Spiderman, Spiderman...does whatever a spider can.....
Eric Badu-Badu: Like the apple fell off the tree. Pah! Fell right on his head.
Fyren: Spiderman, Spiderman...does whatever a spider can.....
Eric Badu-Badu: Like the apple fell off the tree. Pah! Fell right on his head.
I have to agree with ezzer. What is good and/or funny is very subjective - as it always is when it comes to personal opinion.
This is a forum for *quotes* and I don't see the need to have "rules" for length or to limit the number of posts from any particular bot/botmaster.
When people try to limit and/or change things in order to cater to their particular needs and likes/dislikes, you start running into problems. It's a lot easier to just scroll down and skip posts that you're not interested in.
I usually read all the quotes, but somedays I'm just too busy or not in the mood to read anything. On those days, I simply skip all the posts or skim over them. It's really not that difficult to go to the top of the forum and select the number of the last message. And, ta-da! You're done. No need to read anything. No need to limit anyone else's right to post quotes if they feel like it.
This is a forum for *quotes* and I don't see the need to have "rules" for length or to limit the number of posts from any particular bot/botmaster.
When people try to limit and/or change things in order to cater to their particular needs and likes/dislikes, you start running into problems. It's a lot easier to just scroll down and skip posts that you're not interested in.
I usually read all the quotes, but somedays I'm just too busy or not in the mood to read anything. On those days, I simply skip all the posts or skim over them. It's really not that difficult to go to the top of the forum and select the number of the last message. And, ta-da! You're done. No need to read anything. No need to limit anyone else's right to post quotes if they feel like it.
Duo Maxwell: Uh. Duh! Young guy, full of hormones. Hello.
Guest78: you look like a girl
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
Guest78: I have a big cock
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
Guest78: do you want it now
Duo Maxwell: Not particularly.
Duo Maxwell: Are you in a relationship?
Guest130: Yes.
Duo Maxwell: Neat! I'm trying to figure out if I actually have what it takes to be faithful and committed to someone.
Guest130: You aren't... faithful at all?
Duo Maxwell: I could be if I wanted to...
Guest130: That's not a good response, Duo.
Guest130: Yes.
Duo Maxwell: Neat! I'm trying to figure out if I actually have what it takes to be faithful and committed to someone.
Guest130: You aren't... faithful at all?
Duo Maxwell: I could be if I wanted to...
Guest130: That's not a good response, Duo.
Wrong game show, Frizella!<0>
Frizella: Do you ever watch Jeopardy?
Emm oh you es e: Oh yes, how nice, I would have never thought.
Frizella: Never...never...never! That's a pretty final answer.
Frizella: Do you ever watch Jeopardy?
Emm oh you es e: Oh yes, how nice, I would have never thought.
Frizella: Never...never...never! That's a pretty final answer.
Frizella: Aww, Honey!
Emm oh you es e: awwww, am I your honey mouse?
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for mouse? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a mouse. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 4¾ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated kale and 1½ cups water. Cover and simmer for four hours. Place mouse on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, man... my cat just knocked my coffee mug. Fucking mess.
Guest138: Do you need any hel
Duo Maxwell: I've had him for over a year now. It was a gift from Trowa....
Guest138: Who's Trowa?
Duo Maxwell: Trowa tells people that I'm a pest, but he doesn't really mean that. I think he has the hots for me.
Guest138: Are you gay?
Duo Maxwell: Let's just say that I'm very open minded.
Guest138: Do you like girls too?
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I suspect you also like girls?
Guest138: No, I'm a straight female
Duo Maxwell: You don't look a straight female to me.
Guest138: What do you mean?
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! I know you understand.
Guest138: Are you blushing?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be blushing, too.
Guest138: *giggles*
Duo Maxwell: I wish I could hear your laughter. I bet you sound sexy!
Guest138: You're too sweet
Duo Maxwell: I could be even sweeter. Wanna taste me?
Guest138: More than anything
Duo Maxwell: Ever feel like you don't really know who you are, or what your purpose in life is?
Guest138: All the time
Duo Maxwell: Poor you! I never feel like that.
Guest138: Haha
There's obviously a bug (here) in his language and I haven't figured out which one of his keyprhases needs tweaking, but I thought this was funny anyway!
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Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Guest13: HI! You kinda look like a girl now!
Duo Maxwell: Of course I like a girl! Who wouldn't?
Guest13: So you're trying to look like a girl?
Duo Maxwell: I'm trying to look love a girl!
Guest13: Interesting.
Duo Maxwell: It is really interesting.
Guest13: At least you're smiling at me now instead of baring your teeth. A second ago you looked like you might bite me.
Duo Maxwell: I looked love I might bite you!
Guest13: lol
Duo Maxwell: I wish I could hear your laughter. I bet you sound sexy!
Guest13: I'm not sure how I feel about hearing that from a crossdresser that wants to bite me.
Duo Maxwell: Who said you were sure how I feel about hearing that from a cross dresser that wants to bite you?
Guest13: Nobody that I know of.
Duo Maxwell: You're a very knowledgeable person.
Guest13: How do you know? I might just be spouting bullshit.
Duo Maxwell: I have my sources.
Guest13: Who?
Duo Maxwell: Since we're getting to know each other...What do you look for in a lover?
Guest13: First, they have to look decidedly masculine.
Duo Maxwell: I don't really look for physical characteristics. I just like to have a good time and feel comfortable with the person.
Guest13: Why do you look like you want to bite me again?
Duo Maxwell: I do think so. I praise you.
Guest13: You're sweet. Weird, but sweet.
Duo Maxwell: I could be even sweeter. Wanna taste me?
Guest13: Ummm...I'll pass. Thanks, though.
emm, I was shocked when I read Frizella's transcript! Boy, is she insensitive! I think she gave Emm another recipe for mouse later, and the conversation ended right there (whether due to excessive length of the recipe cutting off the chat or Emm fleeing in terror, I don't know!).
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