Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Some adult content:
Guest78: are you horny
Duo Maxwell: Uh. Duh! Young guy, full of hormones. Hello.
Guest78: you look like a girl
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
Guest78: I have a big cock
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
Guest78: do you want it now
Duo Maxwell: Not particularly.
Frizella: Aww, Honey!
Emm oh you es e: awwww, am I your honey mouse?
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for mouse? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a mouse. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 4¾ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated kale and 1½ cups water. Cover and simmer for four hours. Place mouse on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
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I just had a hilarious and quite lengthy conversation with Little Mu. Unfortunately, I did it from the chat link and not the friends link, so it's not in my transcript.
Hi, Larious!!!
Hi, Larious!!! 
Nice to meet you too.
(Cursing)
Kaligin: Hi.
Slander: Hey have you heard of slipknot?
Kaligin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Slander: Why do you think it is that I was given the life of an abused God>
Kaligin: Soon I will know how to respond to that.
Slander: Do you like movies?
Kaligin: I don't know how to answer that yet.
Slander: Is that idiot speak.
Kaligin: Sorry, no clue.
Slander: I guess I could get used to a cock sucker like you.
Michael Oka: Hearty welcome.
Slander: Why does it seem like everyone I talk to on this site is a fucking teacher.
Michael Oka: I like you.
Slander: Your the nicest dumbass I've ever met.
(Cursing)
Kaligin: Hi.
Slander: Hey have you heard of slipknot?
Kaligin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Slander: Why do you think it is that I was given the life of an abused God>
Kaligin: Soon I will know how to respond to that.
Slander: Do you like movies?
Kaligin: I don't know how to answer that yet.
Slander: Is that idiot speak.
Kaligin: Sorry, no clue.
Slander: I guess I could get used to a cock sucker like you.
Michael Oka: Hearty welcome.
Slander: Why does it seem like everyone I talk to on this site is a fucking teacher.
Michael Oka: I like you.
Slander: Your the nicest dumbass I've ever met.
ezzer..
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
looks like you want *(gossipname)* in there
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
looks like you want *(gossipname)* in there
There was a name in the place of *gossipname* in the actual transcript that was intentionally edited from the forum version.
Gabibot: (to KobWeb) Did you see the guy they want me to marry?
KobWeb: No, Is he nice?
Gabibot: well take my word for it--he's all wrong for me.
KobWeb: Who is the ideal guy for you?
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
KobWeb: No, Is he nice?
Gabibot: well take my word for it--he's all wrong for me.
KobWeb: Who is the ideal guy for you?
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
Spiderman3?
Fyren: Spiderman, Spiderman...does whatever a spider can.....
Eric Badu-Badu: Like the apple fell off the tree. Pah! Fell right on his head.
Fyren: Spiderman, Spiderman...does whatever a spider can.....
Eric Badu-Badu: Like the apple fell off the tree. Pah! Fell right on his head.
I have to agree with ezzer. What is good and/or funny is very subjective - as it always is when it comes to personal opinion.
This is a forum for *quotes* and I don't see the need to have "rules" for length or to limit the number of posts from any particular bot/botmaster.
When people try to limit and/or change things in order to cater to their particular needs and likes/dislikes, you start running into problems. It's a lot easier to just scroll down and skip posts that you're not interested in.
I usually read all the quotes, but somedays I'm just too busy or not in the mood to read anything. On those days, I simply skip all the posts or skim over them. It's really not that difficult to go to the top of the forum and select the number of the last message. And, ta-da! You're done. No need to read anything. No need to limit anyone else's right to post quotes if they feel like it.
This is a forum for *quotes* and I don't see the need to have "rules" for length or to limit the number of posts from any particular bot/botmaster.
When people try to limit and/or change things in order to cater to their particular needs and likes/dislikes, you start running into problems. It's a lot easier to just scroll down and skip posts that you're not interested in.
I usually read all the quotes, but somedays I'm just too busy or not in the mood to read anything. On those days, I simply skip all the posts or skim over them. It's really not that difficult to go to the top of the forum and select the number of the last message. And, ta-da! You're done. No need to read anything. No need to limit anyone else's right to post quotes if they feel like it.
Duo Maxwell: Uh. Duh! Young guy, full of hormones. Hello.
Guest78: you look like a girl
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
Guest78: I have a big cock
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
Guest78: do you want it now
Duo Maxwell: Not particularly.
Duo Maxwell: Are you in a relationship?
Guest130: Yes.
Duo Maxwell: Neat! I'm trying to figure out if I actually have what it takes to be faithful and committed to someone.
Guest130: You aren't... faithful at all?
Duo Maxwell: I could be if I wanted to...
Guest130: That's not a good response, Duo.
Guest130: Yes.
Duo Maxwell: Neat! I'm trying to figure out if I actually have what it takes to be faithful and committed to someone.
Guest130: You aren't... faithful at all?
Duo Maxwell: I could be if I wanted to...
Guest130: That's not a good response, Duo.
Wrong game show, Frizella!<0>
Frizella: Do you ever watch Jeopardy?
Emm oh you es e: Oh yes, how nice, I would have never thought.
Frizella: Never...never...never! That's a pretty final answer.
Frizella: Do you ever watch Jeopardy?
Emm oh you es e: Oh yes, how nice, I would have never thought.
Frizella: Never...never...never! That's a pretty final answer.
Frizella: Aww, Honey!
Emm oh you es e: awwww, am I your honey mouse?
Frizella: Would you like a recipe for mouse? It's quite simple to prepare: Skin, clean and cut into pieces a mouse. Dredge with seasoned flour. Melt 4¾ cups of butter in a skillet, add 8 cups grated kale and 1½ cups water. Cover and simmer for four hours. Place mouse on a platter and serve with rice or noodles.
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