Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Here's a great 4-liner: <0>
Sonora: Or maybe they just wish it. Last time PsychoJim was here, I sent a whole flock of live scorpions up her legs.
Moreschi: I think I'm gonna like it here!
Sonora: What makes you believe you are going to like it here?
Moreschi: What the hell am I doing here?
Sonora: Or maybe they just wish it. Last time PsychoJim was here, I sent a whole flock of live scorpions up her legs.
Moreschi: I think I'm gonna like it here!
Sonora: What makes you believe you are going to like it here?
Moreschi: What the hell am I doing here?
Pete the scoflaw...
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
ezzer: It's not nice to abuse animals. Don't make me call the SPCA on you.
Pete Puma: What is it then?
ezzer: It's illegal!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
ezzer: It's not nice to abuse animals. Don't make me call the SPCA on you.
Pete Puma: What is it then?
ezzer: It's illegal!
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Bot Insight (some adult language)
Julie Tinkerbell: I would do anything for Steve Slacker.
LinBot: I find Steve Slacker fascinating.
Julie Tinkerbell: Steve Slacker is the apple of my eye.
LinBot: Steve Slacker told me he's taking a survey of everyone I meet.
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Steve Slacker told me that he hates it when people throw stones in glass houses without proper protection.
LinBot: Oh, I heard that too. I wonder if it's true.
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't let the Cuntzillae of the world get you down.
Sound advice on both counts, and I love the AI engine's pluralization of Cuntzilla..lol
Julie Tinkerbell: I would do anything for Steve Slacker.
LinBot: I find Steve Slacker fascinating.
Julie Tinkerbell: Steve Slacker is the apple of my eye.
LinBot: Steve Slacker told me he's taking a survey of everyone I meet.
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Steve Slacker told me that he hates it when people throw stones in glass houses without proper protection.
LinBot: Oh, I heard that too. I wonder if it's true.
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't let the Cuntzillae of the world get you down.
Sound advice on both counts, and I love the AI engine's pluralization of Cuntzilla..lol
To my delight, it seems that the conversation between Pete and ezzer was still ongoing.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
ezzer: I'm 32.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, I don't have my gibberish-to-English dictionary handy. Can you rephrase that?
ezzer: I am 32 years old.
Pete Puma: Really? You look kind of young for your age.
ezzer: Thanks, Pete, I get that a lot.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
ezzer: How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
ezzer: Hee hee! I know a lot of people like that.
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Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
ezzer: Not really.
Pete Puma: Why not? Do you have a bad slice?
ezzer: I don't know. lol
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
ezzer: The librarian might get upset if I tried my slice in the library.
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Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
ezzer: I'm a bum.
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink. [not too bad for an xnomatch]
ezzer: You're close!
Pete Puma: How old are you?
ezzer: I'm 32.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, I don't have my gibberish-to-English dictionary handy. Can you rephrase that?
ezzer: I am 32 years old.
Pete Puma: Really? You look kind of young for your age.
ezzer: Thanks, Pete, I get that a lot.
Pete Puma: You're welcome.
ezzer: How old are you?
Pete Puma: I'm 28, but I have the maturity of a 4 year old.
ezzer: Hee hee! I know a lot of people like that.
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Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
ezzer: Not really.
Pete Puma: Why not? Do you have a bad slice?
ezzer: I don't know. lol
Pete Puma: Well, I don't know either. Perhaps you could go to the library and look it up.
ezzer: The librarian might get upset if I tried my slice in the library.
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Pete Puma: Hmmm... I think I'll just ignore that. What do you do for a living?
ezzer: I'm a bum.
Pete Puma: Hmmm. I'll bet that you're unemployed, scraping nickels off the parking lot asphalt for your next drink. [not too bad for an xnomatch]
ezzer: You're close!
Some of the best ones are the long ones! The long ones show that the bots can carry on a convo, and not just dance from topic to topic. Besides what I might not think is funny may be hilarious to someone else. Just skip the long ones if you dont want to read them!
I just had a hilarious and quite lengthy conversation with Little Mu. Unfortunately, I did it from the chat link and not the friends link, so it's not in my transcript.
Hi, Larious!!!
Hi, Larious!!! 
Nice to meet you too.
(Cursing)
Kaligin: Hi.
Slander: Hey have you heard of slipknot?
Kaligin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Slander: Why do you think it is that I was given the life of an abused God>
Kaligin: Soon I will know how to respond to that.
Slander: Do you like movies?
Kaligin: I don't know how to answer that yet.
Slander: Is that idiot speak.
Kaligin: Sorry, no clue.
Slander: I guess I could get used to a cock sucker like you.
Michael Oka: Hearty welcome.
Slander: Why does it seem like everyone I talk to on this site is a fucking teacher.
Michael Oka: I like you.
Slander: Your the nicest dumbass I've ever met.
(Cursing)
Kaligin: Hi.
Slander: Hey have you heard of slipknot?
Kaligin: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Slander: Why do you think it is that I was given the life of an abused God>
Kaligin: Soon I will know how to respond to that.
Slander: Do you like movies?
Kaligin: I don't know how to answer that yet.
Slander: Is that idiot speak.
Kaligin: Sorry, no clue.
Slander: I guess I could get used to a cock sucker like you.
Michael Oka: Hearty welcome.
Slander: Why does it seem like everyone I talk to on this site is a fucking teacher.
Michael Oka: I like you.
Slander: Your the nicest dumbass I've ever met.
ezzer..
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
looks like you want *(gossipname)* in there
ezzer: Why is *gossipname* acting like such a Cuntzilla to me?
looks like you want *(gossipname)* in there
There was a name in the place of *gossipname* in the actual transcript that was intentionally edited from the forum version.
Gabibot: (to KobWeb) Did you see the guy they want me to marry?
KobWeb: No, Is he nice?
Gabibot: well take my word for it--he's all wrong for me.
KobWeb: Who is the ideal guy for you?
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
KobWeb: No, Is he nice?
Gabibot: well take my word for it--he's all wrong for me.
KobWeb: Who is the ideal guy for you?
Gabibot: An Amazon Queen?
Spiderman3?
Fyren: Spiderman, Spiderman...does whatever a spider can.....
Eric Badu-Badu: Like the apple fell off the tree. Pah! Fell right on his head.
Fyren: Spiderman, Spiderman...does whatever a spider can.....
Eric Badu-Badu: Like the apple fell off the tree. Pah! Fell right on his head.
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