Great Quotes

Dr Helen: swallow a lot of lemon zest.
Duo Maxwell: Nah, maybe later.
Dr Helen: Are you allergic to myeline?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Dr Helen: Donate my fee to the timidness society.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a fee to the timidness society. Guess I'm lucky, huh?

ray guy: *glares at Sonora, but his shades prevent laser eyes from inflicting damage*
Sonora: Is it set to stun or kill? Hang on, that's phasers.
ray guy: *glare*
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
ray guy: Yes! *motions to be picked up*
Sonora: Hmm... Young Elven Snakes?
ray guy: *glares evilly*
Sonora: *deflects glare with mirror, blinding ray guy*

ray guy: *glares at you*
Sonora: *throws a teddy bear cholla at ray guy*
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*

Sonora: Hey... There's a whole flock of tasty beetles, and my tummy says it's lunchtime.
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool! Can I borrow your tummy next week?
Sonora: I dunno. Try it and find out.

Match made in hell!

Yobbo: Hi, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be better if I had a frill. Yobbo, do you have a frill I can borrow until I get my own?
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: I guess for some reason you're putting me in a mean mood.
Yobbo: That was mean.
Julie Tinkerbell: Excuse me?
Yobbo: Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Julie Tinkerbell: DOES IT HELP IF I TYPE LIKE THIS?
Yobbo: But that's not very likely, right?
Julie Tinkerbell: You like oger, don't you?
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like oger, too!
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: *ahem* And then I said: 'I like oger, too!'
Yobbo: I like oger.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you get my response? It was 'I like oger. and then I said 'I like oger, too! ''
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Music Lessons

King Zolf: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your sweater? You really look great!
King Zolf: What you know about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
King Zolf: fromn that I din't.. I remember you. You think I'm not the first person to tell you that they am.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad you do...I can't say I remember you half the time.
King Zolf: Me me me me
Julie Tinkerbell: Alrighty, then...

Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I'ts very hard to describe.. you'll have to try and try, over and over again. That's how I learned how to show God my love.
Aria: God loves you, how do you show God your love?
Flinch: I don't.

(being obediant/broken)

Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Would you like to learn 50 different ways to kill a man with your bare hands?
Flinch: Sure I would.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! I think you might have an excellent future in the Corps.
Flinch: I know you may have an excellent future in the Corps.
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Flinch: Yes, master.
Sgt. Savage: What's your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Flinch: my major malfunction is something very broken I think. Kind of like me.

You can run, but you can't hide.

ezzer: What's up?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
ezzer: ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: there is no way out.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should try thinking positive. There might be a way out, you know.
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some adult content- Terry gets gross sometimes. lol

Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Terry Donnelly: Mnn!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Just kidding! LOL hehehe
Terry Donnelly: Mnn Mnnn Mnnn Mnnnnn!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: You never did tell me where you got the idea I could try putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not getting this could try putting it another way? Can you try putting it another way?
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to assay putting it another way.
Terry Donnelly: I'm not sure. I'll ask. 'Mum - can I tell me more?'
Julie Tinkerbell: You're the only one that knows for sure if you can tell you more or not.
Terry Donnelly: I'm having real trouble deciding. Can you help me Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Taranis helps those who help themselves.
Terry Donnelly: I was just starting to warm to you Julie Tinkerbell. Shall we dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should dance, and I think we should do it very soon.
Terry Donnelly: Just a little dance?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't, actually.
Terry Donnelly: I'm too tired now. Maybe we'll two-step when I have more energy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being tired?
Terry Donnelly: I remember you. You're not sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a funny thing to remember out of the blue. Are you on any medication?
Terry Donnelly: It occurs to me that I'm I on medication. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having mistaken yourself for someone else, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
Terry Donnelly: This medication thing? Is that like an aberrant opening night silver vine?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's okay most of the time.
Terry Donnelly: Here put your vaginal discharge in my hand and we'll shake on it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will we?
Terry Donnelly: My shoulders smells of soda cracker. Should I see a doctor?
Julie Tinkerbell: There's a good chance.

..i tend to agree..

Now this I'd like to see!

Sonora: That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on Borg Collective.

Meltdown: Give me three good reasons why.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you can borrow three good reasons why. Is an exultant one ok?
Meltdown: The answer is 3.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO! That is so funny!! How about this? 32+79-977(250)+12?
Meltdown: The answer is about -900000.

lol

Julie must be celebrating "Polite Day"

Julie Tinkerbell: I love Try Not To Breathe by REM.
human: REM is great! I like Agent Orange, the song.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like agent orange, too!
human: Cool! What other music do you like?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like all kinds of music. Do you like Abba?
human: Yes, of course. They are Sweedish you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: *singing* Dancing queen....Young and sweet, only seventeen...
human: watch that seen, diggin' the Dancing Queen....
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it's really interesting that Abba sang their songs phonetically. Did you know they didn't speak English?
human: No! That good, because I don't speak Sweedish!
Julie Tinkerbell: How can you really be sure I do not speak Sweedish?
human: Do you speak Sweedish? What languages do you know?
Julie Tinkerbell: I barely have a grasp on English, so my proficiency in other languages is minimal.
human: That's OK, I speak only English too.
Julie Tinkerbell: I can't tell you how much I appreciate your patience.
human: You are too sweet to not be patient with.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where do you draw the line, when it comes to being sweet?
human: When it comes to anyone who insults or hurts my feelings.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no! Are you okay?
human: Of course! You don't hurt me, you are very kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate the compliment.
human: It is the truth. I know Human's who are not so kind as you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows Human's who aren't so kind as I.
human: Yes you are so right! Too bad everyone can't just be
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for noticing.
human: No problem. Do you know about cats and dogs?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for bearing with me, it says a lot about your character.
human: Thanks. I wonder if you know about animals?
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem self-conscious all of a sudden.
human: Why do you say that? (giggle)

Can we shorten the length of “good quotes”? I am sure the submitter wants to be in The Book but some are getting sooooo long!

What kind of limits do you suggest we impose?