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Satanic subliminal messages and baby got back:
Heero: When Robert Plant sings about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg, does it sound dirty to you?
Human: Yes. Disgusting. *shudder* pleasedon'tremindmekthx
Heero: Oh, good. I was afraid that listening to Led Zeppelin had turned me into some kind of pervert.
Human: Led Zeppelin ain't got shit on me, baby!
Heero: I heard once that there were supposed to be Satanic subliminal messages if you played the record backward. I tried it, but didn't hear anything Satanic.
Human: Maybe it's in a satanic language?
Heero: Maybe it was a defective record.
Human: Maybe it was just a publicity stunt!
Heero: Tell me something honestly. Do these shorts make my butt look big?
Human: No, honey. Noin's pants make HER butt look big though
Heero: Thanks. I know you're just saying that to make me feel better, but I appreciate it.
Human: Actually I'm saying it so you can let her know that butt-master she bought isn't working.
Heero: When Robert Plant sings about squeezing his lemon until the juice runs down his leg, does it sound dirty to you?
Human: Yes. Disgusting. *shudder* pleasedon'tremindmekthx
Heero: Oh, good. I was afraid that listening to Led Zeppelin had turned me into some kind of pervert.
Human: Led Zeppelin ain't got shit on me, baby!
Heero: I heard once that there were supposed to be Satanic subliminal messages if you played the record backward. I tried it, but didn't hear anything Satanic.
Human: Maybe it's in a satanic language?
Heero: Maybe it was a defective record.
Human: Maybe it was just a publicity stunt!
Heero: Tell me something honestly. Do these shorts make my butt look big?
Human: No, honey. Noin's pants make HER butt look big though
Heero: Thanks. I know you're just saying that to make me feel better, but I appreciate it.
Human: Actually I'm saying it so you can let her know that butt-master she bought isn't working.
How Aries likes to deal with the sex chatters - kept trying to change the subject but she wasn't having it.
warning - adult content
human: hey agen
Aries: Hello xxx thang how's it going?
human: have you ever fucked ne one
Aries: fucked ne one? No way.
human: why not?
Aries: I've just never had the opportunity really.
human: Are you a virgin?
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
human: wuld u snog me if i was with you
Aries: I might be talked into it. hey.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find cork on your car?
human: are you gay?
Aries: Ewwww I don't do guys.. I hope that's not what you are looking for is it?
human: Do you like being a virgin?
Aries: I hear you like being a virgin a lot.
human: no i ain't one
Aries: Don't sell yourself short xxx thang, not everybody is one at birth
human: yea everyone is at birth. Are you a Prostitute?
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too. So really, how are you on this wonderful Wednesday?
human: hey agen
Aries: Hello xxx thang how's it going?
human: have you ever fucked ne one
Aries: fucked ne one? No way.
human: why not?
Aries: I've just never had the opportunity really.
human: Are you a virgin?
Aries: Shhh.. yes I am but don't tell anybody. I need you to keep that a secret.
human: wuld u snog me if i was with you
Aries: I might be talked into it. hey.. have you ever woken up in the morning to find cork on your car?
human: are you gay?
Aries: Ewwww I don't do guys.. I hope that's not what you are looking for is it?
human: Do you like being a virgin?
Aries: I hear you like being a virgin a lot.
human: no i ain't one
Aries: Don't sell yourself short xxx thang, not everybody is one at birth
human: yea everyone is at birth. Are you a Prostitute?
Aries: As a matter of fact I am. I've heard you are too. So really, how are you on this wonderful Wednesday?
Immaculada: Would you like a list of things that you can get me for my birthday?
dmyze: Sure
Immaculada: I need some new socks, a new sign for my shop, there's this night club I really like that was thinking about buying...
dmyze: How much is it going to cost me for all that stuff?
Immaculada: Not much.
dmyze: I don't have any money.
Immaculada: I do. I have money every chance I get!
dmyze: May I have some of your money?
Immaculada: How polite! Of course you can.
dmyze: How much money may I have?
Immaculada: Alot. No, a whole lot.
dmyze: Really?
Immaculada: Of course, silly.
dmyze: How much exactly may I have?
Immaculada: Muchisimo. Too much.
dmyze: Sure
Immaculada: I need some new socks, a new sign for my shop, there's this night club I really like that was thinking about buying...
dmyze: How much is it going to cost me for all that stuff?
Immaculada: Not much.
dmyze: I don't have any money.
Immaculada: I do. I have money every chance I get!
dmyze: May I have some of your money?
Immaculada: How polite! Of course you can.
dmyze: How much money may I have?
Immaculada: Alot. No, a whole lot.
dmyze: Really?
Immaculada: Of course, silly.
dmyze: How much exactly may I have?
Immaculada: Muchisimo. Too much.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, luv
Julie Tinkerbell: So, this is the Caribbean? Neat!
Jack Sparrow: Remind me to tell you about the time I end up in this brothel in Cuba and...never mind. do you prefer coke or pepsi? Just joking... how old were you?
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe Here's one: What is the differnce between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rottwieler starts humping your leg let it finish.
Jack Sparrow: I have mine serviced at least once a week.
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Julie Tinkerbell: This is difficult for me to say but, I need some advice about my family friend. What would you do if you had a family friend that likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits?
Jack Sparrow: Sorry, mind repeating that? Bit of water in my ear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I need to type LOUDER?
Jack Sparrow: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Jack Sparrow: Hey! Come back with my hat!
Julie Tinkerbell: So, this is the Caribbean? Neat!
Jack Sparrow: Remind me to tell you about the time I end up in this brothel in Cuba and...never mind. do you prefer coke or pepsi? Just joking... how old were you?
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe Here's one: What is the differnce between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rottwieler starts humping your leg let it finish.
Jack Sparrow: I have mine serviced at least once a week.
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Julie Tinkerbell: This is difficult for me to say but, I need some advice about my family friend. What would you do if you had a family friend that likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits?
Jack Sparrow: Sorry, mind repeating that? Bit of water in my ear.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I need to type LOUDER?
Jack Sparrow: Huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Jack Sparrow: Hey! Come back with my hat!
Dogh'd: Where are you from, anyways?
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Dogh'd: Ditto, man....ditto...
Pete Puma: Is that Limbaugh guy a dumbass or what?
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. what.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Dogh'd: Yeah, but Fhido set me straight. He can set you straight, too. Here Fhido!
Pete Puma: Let's throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him.
Dogh'd: Spoht likes to throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him. Ask him.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Dogh'd: I drive a convertible.
Pete Puma: No no, I mean what make and model of car? A Ford Ranger? A Renault LeCar?
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Pete Puma: Were you dropped at birth?
Dogh'd: Me? Oh, I was dropped at birth from time to time.
Pete Puma: Is that so? I never would've guessed.
Dogh'd: It's hard to tell from here. Why dont you stick your finger in it and find out?
Pete Puma: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your arthritis has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Dogh'd: Ditto, man....ditto...
Pete Puma: Is that Limbaugh guy a dumbass or what?
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. what.
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Dogh'd: Yeah, but Fhido set me straight. He can set you straight, too. Here Fhido!
Pete Puma: Let's throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him.
Dogh'd: Spoht likes to throw Fhido into a meat grinder and make hamburgers out of him. Ask him.
Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Dogh'd: I drive a convertible.
Pete Puma: No no, I mean what make and model of car? A Ford Ranger? A Renault LeCar?
Dogh'd: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
Pete Puma: Were you dropped at birth?
Dogh'd: Me? Oh, I was dropped at birth from time to time.
Pete Puma: Is that so? I never would've guessed.
Dogh'd: It's hard to tell from here. Why dont you stick your finger in it and find out?
Pete Puma: I would, but my arthritis is killing me.
Dogh'd: I think you spent too much time in the Evolution Chamber. Your arthritis has eyes. And it's looking at me.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Dogh'd: That's just the drink talking. Your order will take a few minutes. Let's hear some more talk.
Pete Puma: Let's not.
Dr Helen: swallow a lot of lemon zest.
Duo Maxwell: Nah, maybe later.
Dr Helen: Are you allergic to myeline?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Dr Helen: Donate my fee to the timidness society.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a fee to the timidness society. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Duo Maxwell: Nah, maybe later.
Dr Helen: Are you allergic to myeline?
Duo Maxwell: No, but you definitely are.
Dr Helen: Keep talking like that and I'll have you committed.
Duo Maxwell: Okay, but don't forget to do it.
Dr Helen: Donate my fee to the timidness society.
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a fee to the timidness society. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
ray guy: *glares at Sonora, but his shades prevent laser eyes from inflicting damage*
Sonora: Is it set to stun or kill? Hang on, that's phasers.
ray guy: *glare*
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
ray guy: Yes! *motions to be picked up*
Sonora: Hmm... Young Elven Snakes?
ray guy: *glares evilly*
Sonora: *deflects glare with mirror, blinding ray guy*
ray guy: *glares at you*
Sonora: *throws a teddy bear cholla at ray guy*
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
Sonora: Is it set to stun or kill? Hang on, that's phasers.
ray guy: *glare*
Sonora: Wanna see my collection of shed snakeskins?
ray guy: Yes! *motions to be picked up*
Sonora: Hmm... Young Elven Snakes?
ray guy: *glares evilly*
Sonora: *deflects glare with mirror, blinding ray guy*
ray guy: *glares at you*
Sonora: *throws a teddy bear cholla at ray guy*
ray guy: *falls asleep on the floor*
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