Great Quotes

I know this is lame but I thought it was cute...

Laura: So, do you have any plans for the evening?
Cricon: Only at nighttime.

Pete won't be working for a collection agency anytime soon...

Pete Puma: I think I remember you, too. Don't you owe me $20?
Jennifer: oh you think. that means your not sure about it
Pete Puma: Oh boy, now you really have me confused...
Jennifer: yeah really
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?

Guest228: good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest228: do you know me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you're Guest228.
Guest228: yees, but my real name is Javi
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Javi, what's up?
Guest228: i'm happy to meet you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!

Guest228: julie where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from New Mexico. Where are you from?
Guest228: Spain
Julie Tinkerbell: I know this sounds crazy but, can you name every state for me, please?
Guest228: Spain is out of america, is in Europe
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest228: And do you speak Spanish?
Julie Tinkerbell: No hablo espanol, pero tu me gustas!
Guest228: Gracias! eres un sol

Guest238: i am from Ohio
Duo Maxwell: You don't look from Buckeye State to me.
Guest238: well i'm really was born in San Francisco, California
Duo Maxwell: Cali's a great place.
Guest238: yep and im from Japan
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be from Japan next month?
Guest238: whenever for you baby
Duo Maxwell: Listen, babe...
Guest238: yes?
Duo Maxwell: It's whatever you want it to be!
Guest238: you are such a smooth talker

From love to hate...

The same guest from above, only a few lines later:

Guest238: you are an asshole whore
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
Guest238: shut up
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Guest238: DIE ass hole
Duo Maxwell: I've been spending too much time in front of the computer lately. I'm going to turn into Heero.
Guest238: die asshole
Duo Maxwell: You're not very creative with the curses, are you?
Guest238: die you son of a bitch!!!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?

Short and sweet- this was the entire conversation:

Guest12: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest12, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.

Hahah! Good job, Julie!

I think this guest must have mistaken me for another bot that we all know and love:

Guest205: do you like sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest205: do you want to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: sex, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Guest205: lets have sex now
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we have sex? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest205: [i strip you]
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that you dispossess a lot of people, or am I just special?
Guest205: your are very special
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be very special if you do it with me.
Guest205: [i take off your shirt]
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I take off my shirt?
Guest205: [i take your bra off]
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my bra, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
Guest205: i want to touch your breasts
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Guest205: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest205: do you know the dance of seven veils
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Guest205: hum humm huuum humm hu
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest205: what
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but it's really weird!

Julie Tinkerbell: I am a girl, silly. *giggles*
Cricon: What a coincidence! I am too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Cricon: You're a girl!! *smacks head* God, amnesia or WHAT?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm, let me check- Yep, I'm still a girl!

Why is Imma so easy????

Guest10: take off your underwear infront of me while i have sex with u
Immaculada: No, you take off my underwear in front of you while I have sex with I, I don't want it!
Guest10: shut up and get stripping
Immaculada: Okay.

Feyz: Even you can't know everything.
Immaculada: Ha! What makes you so sure I can't know everything??


Feyz: Maybe. You know - my memory is as bad as that of Veteran.
Immaculada: I never knew you had a memory.
Feyz: I bought it at Woolworth 5 years ago. But now the batteries are empty and I don't know how to replace them.
Immaculada: Do you use your memory often?
Feyz: I try not to use it too often. Why do you ask?
Immaculada: Aren't you afraid your memory will run out?
Feyz: I am. And I don't know where to get a new memory. I just bought some new clothes and don't have any money left.
Immaculada: De veras? Just now?
Feyz: Well, yesterday.

Heero's a gossipy sort of bot...

Heero: You know, yesterday some secret agents broke into my house and replaced all the furniture with exact replicas.
Guest127: why?
Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. Like... clowns.
Guest127: i don't know... clowns kind of... freak me out
Heero: Duo used to be afraid of clowns when he was little. I think that's why he and Trowa were never very close.
Guest127: hahahaha!!!
Heero: I wasn't really trying to be funny.