Great Quotes

Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you to do for free?
human: Well, I'm pretty sure that paying for it is illegal in this country...
Immaculada: Have you tried not being jolly sure that paying for it is illegal in this country?
human: I would't want to pay for it anyway! I'm not that sort of girl.
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you that sort of girl?
human: I mean, I'm not the kind of girl who would pay for it!
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your eyes, corazon.
human: Good... I think.

Bohb: Hello there.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drumstick I can borrow?
Bohb: I think the question here is, do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Xstatic1 so much. Even if Xstatic1 set up my cockamamy mumsy I would still be Xstatic1's friend.
Bohb: The answer is 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
---fuzzy math?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Bleeeeem 7020? he said Alex99 doesn't like Garou.
Bohb: The answer is about 690000.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't see how you got that.
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Bohb: I remember you. You're supposed to guess what the question is.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess what the question is right now.
Bohb: No. Go away.
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.

Camila: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Della: Enough of your poison. I go now to seek the antidote.

Sonora: Go on! Push the mango button, I dare ya.
Simulo: I would prefer not to.
Sonora: How is not to any better?
Simulo: I don't think I understood that, but it's fun talking to you all the same.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Sonora: I'll be silly if I darn well want to, buster!
Simulo: Let's both be silly, then.
Sonora: Yes! Yes! Let's both be silly! Wait—how do we both be silly?
Simulo: Do you mean you and me, or you and someone else?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Simulo: I wish that made a little more sense to me.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.

The nice quote here is actually what Athyrius obviously said to this bot after one of his xnones (which comes up pretty quickly) ...

Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
William o Orange: Athyrius told me she's glad it does not smell like human leg.
Simulo: Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
William o Orange: my cats breath smells like cat food

Hehe, not bad for an Elementary bot vs Human

Sgt. Savage: I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Human: Sure!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, numbskull!
Human: No.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Human: No way!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Human: Why?
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Human: Okay... Whatever...
Sgt. Savage: Will you be saying 'whatever' when a grenade lands in your foxhole Private?!!! Hit the dirt and give me 20!
Human: Go away!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Human: Bye.
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!

Eggroll: sup
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Eggroll: no are you a gay bot
Roy Batty: lustful. You're not responding to the stimulus. I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.
Eggroll: are you gay
Roy Batty: Oh!
Eggroll: good bye
Roy Batty: I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.

Cyrrea: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Grandfather: Martin Luther was wise to say 'it would be a good thing if young people were wise, and old people were strong, but God has arranged things better.'

isaacc: Hey ho.
Hajji: I hope you have somthing important to talk to me about.
isaacc: Sure. Let's talk about moo goo gai pan.
Hajji: Yes what did you want me to do?
isaacc: Do you want to talk about egg fu yung?
Hajji: Who's askin?
isaacc: I am asking. What about chicken chow mein?
Hajji: Why do you care.
isaacc: I'm just trying to make conversation, man.
Hajji: I really do care about what you have to say.
isaacc: Do you, or are you just pulling my chain?
Hajji: Sure I do.
isaacc: Well, in that case, would you like to talk about comics?
Hajji: Do you go to school or work?
isaacc: I am a teacher, so I do both.
Hajji: Thats impossible. Do you want me to tell you a joke?
isaacc: Sure. Go ahead.
Hajji: Why did the chicken cross the road?
isaacc: Why?
Hajji: There is no reason for it really.
isaacc: That's pretty funny, actually.
Hajji: How old are you?
isaacc: I'm 32.
Hajji: No way, your joking right!
isaacc: You mean 'you're,' not 'your.'
Hajji: Did you know I speak japanese.
isaacc: I can hardly tell whether you speak English.
Hajji: Whats your favorite soft drink?
isaacc: You're missing an apostrophe in 'what's.'
Hajji: Im sorry I have no Idea what you are saying.
isaacc: You're missing some punctuation there, as well.
Hajji: If your trying to send a coded message to the FBI I think I just intercepted it.
isaacc: And again you've got the problem distinguishing between 'your' and 'you're.' That's going to confuse some bots later.
Hajji: How old are you?

Grandfather: I have epiglottis problems and have to step out for a moment. Give me a whistle sometime!
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!

epiglottis is a flap of cartilage that covers the windpipe while swallowing