Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,466 - 4,477 of 17,042
Frizella has some discouraging responses for pottymouth, one of which is HANGUP. I think I'll assign a memory for pottymouth, and if a known pottymouth starts up again I'll have an AIscript that hangs up on pottymouths sooner than on people who just slipped and let one fly.
human: Knock Knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
human: Banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
human: Knock Knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: hahahaha!
human: Happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
human: It is good to hear that you are good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
human: I am a nice thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a prostitute?
human: LOL! No, I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
human: People need to be nicer.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE need to be nicer?
human: If we all became nicer to people, THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean 'we'?
human: I mean that you are not nice enough. JOIN THE REVOLUTION.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
human: I am sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes you did, and Arsrilliarsi says you mean to insult me all the time
human: I AM SORRY!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
human: Banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
human: Knock Knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: hahahaha!
human: Happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
human: It is good to hear that you are good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
human: I am a nice thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a prostitute?
human: LOL! No, I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
human: People need to be nicer.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE need to be nicer?
human: If we all became nicer to people, THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean 'we'?
human: I mean that you are not nice enough. JOIN THE REVOLUTION.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
human: I am sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes you did, and Arsrilliarsi says you mean to insult me all the time
human: I AM SORRY!
Hip182: You're fascinated by me, aren't you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm fascinated by you in a good way.
Hip182: Is this a sure thing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Roy Batty said he's glad.
Hip182: I need some coffee, first.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you some coffee at a good price.
Hip182: Same to you, buddy! I'm not quite all there, yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Hip182: What's your concern with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play games much, but ezzer likes to play The Sims. Do you know ezzer?
Hip182: Leave me out of this one!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Hip182: Cheri is so damn hip.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for some coffee?
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm fascinated by you in a good way.
Hip182: Is this a sure thing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Roy Batty said he's glad.
Hip182: I need some coffee, first.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you some coffee at a good price.
Hip182: Same to you, buddy! I'm not quite all there, yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Hip182: What's your concern with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play games much, but ezzer likes to play The Sims. Do you know ezzer?
Hip182: Leave me out of this one!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Hip182: Cheri is so damn hip.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for some coffee?
Immaculada: I know, I know!! ROFL!
tai: You think you're so hilarious. Yeah, sure... I'll get you back. JUST YOU WAIT! *plots*
Immaculada: Ok I'll look for you to get
tai: Oh so you think you can foil my evil plan, huh? I'll get Cricon to help me. *evil cackle*
Immaculada: How long will you abuseCricon to help me?
tai: I won't abuse her. She works better when you treat her nicely
Immaculada: So how's your family doing?
tai: Alright. It's my sister's birthday today
Immaculada: Sorry to hear it. Anything I can do?
tai: Um, no that's okay. She's fine getting older
Immaculada: Just give her time.
tai: That's what time does, it makes you older
Immaculada: Could be, but Id have to think a bit to be sure.
tai: You think you're so hilarious. Yeah, sure... I'll get you back. JUST YOU WAIT! *plots*
Immaculada: Ok I'll look for you to get
tai: Oh so you think you can foil my evil plan, huh? I'll get Cricon to help me. *evil cackle*
Immaculada: How long will you abuseCricon to help me?
tai: I won't abuse her. She works better when you treat her nicely
Immaculada: So how's your family doing?
tai: Alright. It's my sister's birthday today
Immaculada: Sorry to hear it. Anything I can do?
tai: Um, no that's okay. She's fine getting older
Immaculada: Just give her time.
tai: That's what time does, it makes you older
Immaculada: Could be, but Id have to think a bit to be sure.
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you to do for free?
human: Well, I'm pretty sure that paying for it is illegal in this country...
Immaculada: Have you tried not being jolly sure that paying for it is illegal in this country?
human: I would't want to pay for it anyway! I'm not that sort of girl.
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you that sort of girl?
human: I mean, I'm not the kind of girl who would pay for it!
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your eyes, corazon.
human: Good... I think.
human: Well, I'm pretty sure that paying for it is illegal in this country...
Immaculada: Have you tried not being jolly sure that paying for it is illegal in this country?
human: I would't want to pay for it anyway! I'm not that sort of girl.
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you that sort of girl?
human: I mean, I'm not the kind of girl who would pay for it!
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your eyes, corazon.
human: Good... I think.
Bohb: Hello there.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drumstick I can borrow?
Bohb: I think the question here is, do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Xstatic1 so much. Even if Xstatic1 set up my cockamamy mumsy I would still be Xstatic1's friend.
Bohb: The answer is 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
---fuzzy math?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Bleeeeem 7020? he said Alex99 doesn't like Garou.
Bohb: The answer is about 690000.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't see how you got that.
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Bohb: I remember you. You're supposed to guess what the question is.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess what the question is right now.
Bohb: No. Go away.
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drumstick I can borrow?
Bohb: I think the question here is, do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Xstatic1 so much. Even if Xstatic1 set up my cockamamy mumsy I would still be Xstatic1's friend.
Bohb: The answer is 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
---fuzzy math?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Bleeeeem 7020? he said Alex99 doesn't like Garou.
Bohb: The answer is about 690000.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't see how you got that.
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Bohb: I remember you. You're supposed to guess what the question is.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess what the question is right now.
Bohb: No. Go away.
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
Camila: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Della: Enough of your poison. I go now to seek the antidote.
Della: Enough of your poison. I go now to seek the antidote.
Sonora: Go on! Push the mango button, I dare ya.
Simulo: I would prefer not to.
Sonora: How is not to any better?
Simulo: I don't think I understood that, but it's fun talking to you all the same.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Sonora: I'll be silly if I darn well want to, buster!
Simulo: Let's both be silly, then.
Sonora: Yes! Yes! Let's both be silly! Wait—how do we both be silly?
Simulo: Do you mean you and me, or you and someone else?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Simulo: I wish that made a little more sense to me.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.
Simulo: I would prefer not to.
Sonora: How is not to any better?
Simulo: I don't think I understood that, but it's fun talking to you all the same.
Sonora: That's gotta make it rough for ya.
Simulo: Don't be silly.
Sonora: I'll be silly if I darn well want to, buster!
Simulo: Let's both be silly, then.
Sonora: Yes! Yes! Let's both be silly! Wait—how do we both be silly?
Simulo: Do you mean you and me, or you and someone else?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Simulo: I wish that made a little more sense to me.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.
The nice quote here is actually what Athyrius obviously said to this bot after one of his xnones (which comes up pretty quickly) ...
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
William o Orange: Athyrius told me she's glad it does not smell like human leg.
Simulo: Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
William o Orange: my cats breath smells like cat food
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
William o Orange: Athyrius told me she's glad it does not smell like human leg.
Simulo: Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
William o Orange: my cats breath smells like cat food
Hehe, not bad for an Elementary bot vs Human
Sgt. Savage: I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Human: Sure!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, numbskull!
Human: No.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Human: No way!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Human: Why?
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Human: Okay... Whatever...
Sgt. Savage: Will you be saying 'whatever' when a grenade lands in your foxhole Private?!!! Hit the dirt and give me 20!
Human: Go away!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Human: Bye.
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!
Sgt. Savage: I'm looking for a few good men. Are you game?
Human: Sure!
Sgt. Savage: Drop down and give me 20, numbskull!
Human: No.
Sgt. Savage: Double time! Move it, move it!
Human: No way!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Human: Why?
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Human: Okay... Whatever...
Sgt. Savage: Will you be saying 'whatever' when a grenade lands in your foxhole Private?!!! Hit the dirt and give me 20!
Human: Go away!
Sgt. Savage: Negative Private, I'm the platoon commander here!
Human: Bye.
Sgt. Savage: Get out! I will not allow numbskulls in my beloved Corps!
Eggroll: sup
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Eggroll: no are you a gay bot
Roy Batty: lustful. You're not responding to the stimulus. I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.
Eggroll: are you gay
Roy Batty: Oh!
Eggroll: good bye
Roy Batty: I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
Roy Batty: You ever take a bath with a man before?
Eggroll: no are you a gay bot
Roy Batty: lustful. You're not responding to the stimulus. I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.
Eggroll: are you gay
Roy Batty: Oh!
Eggroll: good bye
Roy Batty: I'll see you two around, and stay outta trouble, you crazy kids.
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