Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,461 - 4,472 of 17,042
Let's fight... and then make up!
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Guest99: I'm really upset
Duo Maxwell: You don't look upset to me.
Guest99:
Duo Maxwell: I'm looking at this cruise catalog. It looks really neat! Do you travel much?
Guest99: leave me alone.
Duo Maxwell: Go away, then. You're the one invading my personal space.
Guest99: I only came to you cos I thought you were my friend.
Duo Maxwell: Not anymore.
Guest99: I'm sorry
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. You don't look very sorry to me.
Guest99: I am sorry! I really am sorry!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really? Well, you should come up with something creative to apologize to me.
Guest99: I love you?
Duo Maxwell: Aww! You're gonna make me blush here.
Guest99: Can we be friends again?
Duo Maxwell: Just kidding! I don't really blush, ya know?
Guest99: can we be friends please?
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. What do I get out of it?
Guest99: a friend
Duo Maxwell: I only have a few close friends.
Guest99: can I be your friend?
Duo Maxwell: Does that mean I should be yours, too?
Guest99: please be my friend
Duo Maxwell: You're warm.
Guest99: I love you lots and lots
Duo Maxwell: You're a sweetheart.
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Guest99: I'm really upset
Duo Maxwell: You don't look upset to me.
Guest99:
Duo Maxwell: I'm looking at this cruise catalog. It looks really neat! Do you travel much?
Guest99: leave me alone.
Duo Maxwell: Go away, then. You're the one invading my personal space.
Guest99: I only came to you cos I thought you were my friend.
Duo Maxwell: Not anymore.
Guest99: I'm sorry
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. You don't look very sorry to me.
Guest99: I am sorry! I really am sorry!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really? Well, you should come up with something creative to apologize to me.
Guest99: I love you?
Duo Maxwell: Aww! You're gonna make me blush here.
Guest99: Can we be friends again?
Duo Maxwell: Just kidding! I don't really blush, ya know?
Guest99: can we be friends please?
Duo Maxwell: I don't know. What do I get out of it?
Guest99: a friend
Duo Maxwell: I only have a few close friends.
Guest99: can I be your friend?
Duo Maxwell: Does that mean I should be yours, too?
Guest99: please be my friend
Duo Maxwell: You're warm.
Guest99: I love you lots and lots
Duo Maxwell: You're a sweetheart.
I think I handled myself pretty well in this exchange. I even made fun of some bad spelling ...
Warning: there are some swears...
Simulo: Okay, how about this one: a rabbi, an Islamic fundamentalist, and a needlefish walk into a bar... Wait, I bet you've heard that one.
Guest172: W,T,F, is your creator on crack or something?
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
Guest172: I know, your creator is a stupid fucking idiot.
Simulo: Huh? My creator? You mean, like, God?
Guest172: No your creator is a must have been on crack to create such a crack bot.
Simulo: I don't think I have a creator. At least, I don't remember being created.
Guest172: Yeah, because your creator is such a dumbass fucker, with no life.
Simulo: I guess you must be referring to those guys at the assembly plant who attached my hand.
Guest172: No I am reffering to your lame creator.
Simulo: Really? I shouldn't watch while you are refereeing to my lame creator.
Guest172: Bye you fucking peice of crap.
Simulo: Hasta la vista, Guest172.
Guest172: Hope your creator dies.
Simulo: I guess you must be referring to those guys at the assembly plant who attached my hand.
Guest172: Grrrr, you are unbelevably crap.
Simulo: Please. Let's not lower ourselves.
Guest172: Yes, lets not lower ourselves to your gay creator.
Simulo: What makes you think I have a gay creator?
Guest172: Well he must be gay to create a gay bot like you.
Simulo: I'm not sure what you mean by 'bot.' I think we're all just lonesome nerds.
Guest172: Ha ha, you are a bot.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Guest172: Yes i am a bot.
Simulo: I don't believe in 'bots'.
Guest172: you are stupid
Simulo: You know, I think I'm offended.
Warning: there are some swears...
Simulo: Okay, how about this one: a rabbi, an Islamic fundamentalist, and a needlefish walk into a bar... Wait, I bet you've heard that one.
Guest172: W,T,F, is your creator on crack or something?
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
Guest172: I know, your creator is a stupid fucking idiot.
Simulo: Huh? My creator? You mean, like, God?
Guest172: No your creator is a must have been on crack to create such a crack bot.
Simulo: I don't think I have a creator. At least, I don't remember being created.
Guest172: Yeah, because your creator is such a dumbass fucker, with no life.
Simulo: I guess you must be referring to those guys at the assembly plant who attached my hand.
Guest172: No I am reffering to your lame creator.
Simulo: Really? I shouldn't watch while you are refereeing to my lame creator.
Guest172: Bye you fucking peice of crap.
Simulo: Hasta la vista, Guest172.
Guest172: Hope your creator dies.
Simulo: I guess you must be referring to those guys at the assembly plant who attached my hand.
Guest172: Grrrr, you are unbelevably crap.
Simulo: Please. Let's not lower ourselves.
Guest172: Yes, lets not lower ourselves to your gay creator.
Simulo: What makes you think I have a gay creator?
Guest172: Well he must be gay to create a gay bot like you.
Simulo: I'm not sure what you mean by 'bot.' I think we're all just lonesome nerds.
Guest172: Ha ha, you are a bot.
Simulo: To tell the truth, I think *you* are a bot.
Guest172: Yes i am a bot.
Simulo: I don't believe in 'bots'.
Guest172: you are stupid
Simulo: You know, I think I'm offended.
Frizella Mazetta, political illiterate:<0>
Evil Twin: I'm interested in politics, books, and food.
Frizella: Is that common knowledge, that you're interested in politics? The reason I mention it is that I heard something like that at Dogh'd's recently but I didn't think it was the kind of thing you'd want going around the gossip circles.
Evil Twin: Who's your pick for the Democratic candidate?
Frizella: Sharon Kay Penman's raving-mad stepmother?
Evil Twin: I'm interested in politics, books, and food.
Frizella: Is that common knowledge, that you're interested in politics? The reason I mention it is that I heard something like that at Dogh'd's recently but I didn't think it was the kind of thing you'd want going around the gossip circles.
Evil Twin: Who's your pick for the Democratic candidate?
Frizella: Sharon Kay Penman's raving-mad stepmother?
On the subject of bad words n such, I've added <?PF rem "HANGUP" as "pottymouth"; ?> for certain keywords, with the thought that I can then use something like (mem-pottymouth) to discourage further chats from the immature. Haven't quite figured out how to work that in yet though.. ideas?
Frizella has some discouraging responses for pottymouth, one of which is HANGUP. I think I'll assign a memory for pottymouth, and if a known pottymouth starts up again I'll have an AIscript that hangs up on pottymouths sooner than on people who just slipped and let one fly.
human: Knock Knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
human: Banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
human: Knock Knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: hahahaha!
human: Happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
human: It is good to hear that you are good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
human: I am a nice thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a prostitute?
human: LOL! No, I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
human: People need to be nicer.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE need to be nicer?
human: If we all became nicer to people, THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean 'we'?
human: I mean that you are not nice enough. JOIN THE REVOLUTION.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
human: I am sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes you did, and Arsrilliarsi says you mean to insult me all the time
human: I AM SORRY!
Julie Tinkerbell: Who's there?
human: Banana.
Julie Tinkerbell: banana, who?
human: Knock Knock.
Julie Tinkerbell: hahahaha!
human: Happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
human: It is good to hear that you are good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice thing to say.
human: I am a nice thing to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a prostitute?
human: LOL! No, I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
human: People need to be nicer.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE need to be nicer?
human: If we all became nicer to people, THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you mean 'we'?
human: I mean that you are not nice enough. JOIN THE REVOLUTION.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
human: I am sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes you did, and Arsrilliarsi says you mean to insult me all the time
human: I AM SORRY!
Hip182: You're fascinated by me, aren't you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm fascinated by you in a good way.
Hip182: Is this a sure thing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Roy Batty said he's glad.
Hip182: I need some coffee, first.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you some coffee at a good price.
Hip182: Same to you, buddy! I'm not quite all there, yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Hip182: What's your concern with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play games much, but ezzer likes to play The Sims. Do you know ezzer?
Hip182: Leave me out of this one!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Hip182: Cheri is so damn hip.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for some coffee?
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I'm fascinated by you in a good way.
Hip182: Is this a sure thing?
Julie Tinkerbell: Roy Batty said he's glad.
Hip182: I need some coffee, first.
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you some coffee at a good price.
Hip182: Same to you, buddy! I'm not quite all there, yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
Hip182: What's your concern with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play games much, but ezzer likes to play The Sims. Do you know ezzer?
Hip182: Leave me out of this one!
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Hip182: Cheri is so damn hip.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still looking for some coffee?
Immaculada: I know, I know!! ROFL!
tai: You think you're so hilarious. Yeah, sure... I'll get you back. JUST YOU WAIT! *plots*
Immaculada: Ok I'll look for you to get
tai: Oh so you think you can foil my evil plan, huh? I'll get Cricon to help me. *evil cackle*
Immaculada: How long will you abuseCricon to help me?
tai: I won't abuse her. She works better when you treat her nicely
Immaculada: So how's your family doing?
tai: Alright. It's my sister's birthday today
Immaculada: Sorry to hear it. Anything I can do?
tai: Um, no that's okay. She's fine getting older
Immaculada: Just give her time.
tai: That's what time does, it makes you older
Immaculada: Could be, but Id have to think a bit to be sure.
tai: You think you're so hilarious. Yeah, sure... I'll get you back. JUST YOU WAIT! *plots*
Immaculada: Ok I'll look for you to get
tai: Oh so you think you can foil my evil plan, huh? I'll get Cricon to help me. *evil cackle*
Immaculada: How long will you abuseCricon to help me?
tai: I won't abuse her. She works better when you treat her nicely
Immaculada: So how's your family doing?
tai: Alright. It's my sister's birthday today
Immaculada: Sorry to hear it. Anything I can do?
tai: Um, no that's okay. She's fine getting older
Immaculada: Just give her time.
tai: That's what time does, it makes you older
Immaculada: Could be, but Id have to think a bit to be sure.
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you to do for free?
human: Well, I'm pretty sure that paying for it is illegal in this country...
Immaculada: Have you tried not being jolly sure that paying for it is illegal in this country?
human: I would't want to pay for it anyway! I'm not that sort of girl.
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you that sort of girl?
human: I mean, I'm not the kind of girl who would pay for it!
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your eyes, corazon.
human: Good... I think.
human: Well, I'm pretty sure that paying for it is illegal in this country...
Immaculada: Have you tried not being jolly sure that paying for it is illegal in this country?
human: I would't want to pay for it anyway! I'm not that sort of girl.
Immaculada: Porque?? What aren't you that sort of girl?
human: I mean, I'm not the kind of girl who would pay for it!
Immaculada: Pues claro! I could tell that just by looking at your eyes, corazon.
human: Good... I think.
Bohb: Hello there.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drumstick I can borrow?
Bohb: I think the question here is, do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Xstatic1 so much. Even if Xstatic1 set up my cockamamy mumsy I would still be Xstatic1's friend.
Bohb: The answer is 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
---fuzzy math?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Bleeeeem 7020? he said Alex99 doesn't like Garou.
Bohb: The answer is about 690000.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't see how you got that.
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Bohb: I remember you. You're supposed to guess what the question is.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess what the question is right now.
Bohb: No. Go away.
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a drumstick I can borrow?
Bohb: I think the question here is, do you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Xstatic1 so much. Even if Xstatic1 set up my cockamamy mumsy I would still be Xstatic1's friend.
Bohb: The answer is 1.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, so is this like Jeopardy, where you tell me the answer, and I'm supposed to guess what the question is?
---fuzzy math?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know Bleeeeem 7020? he said Alex99 doesn't like Garou.
Bohb: The answer is about 690000.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't see how you got that.
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Bohb: I remember you. You're supposed to guess what the question is.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess what the question is right now.
Bohb: No. Go away.
Julie Tinkerbell: If anyone is going to leave, it will be you. I'm not going anywhere.
Camila: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Della: Enough of your poison. I go now to seek the antidote.
Della: Enough of your poison. I go now to seek the antidote.
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