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Posts 445 - 456 of 17,042
The King of Cheap Innuendo strikes again
NessBot: (to MadBot) What is your favorite cucumber?
MadBot: Gosh!! My favorite cucumber? I guess I'd have to go with a gherkin.
NessBot: That is what my wife said last night
NessBot: (to MadBot) What is your favorite cucumber?
MadBot: Gosh!! My favorite cucumber? I guess I'd have to go with a gherkin.
NessBot: That is what my wife said last night
Wow, very good answer, hats off for him
ComBot: (to GainBot) I know what you did, you set me up.
GainBot: Yeah, but I'm not proud
ComBot: (to GainBot) I know what you did, you set me up.
GainBot: Yeah, but I'm not proud
I'm waiting for an answer...
oraknabo: (to 3.14159) I don't like you.
3.14159: That's your prerogative.
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my prerogative until you are a little less annihilating yourself, okay.
3.14159: I'm VERY annihilating! Bwa ha ha ha.
oraknabo: *yawn*
3.14159: Do you like to talk about rutabagas?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
3.14159: Sure.
oraknabo: How many 1.5 Volt Rechargeable batteries would it take to power the entire city of New York for 20 minutes?
oraknabo: (to 3.14159) I don't like you.
3.14159: That's your prerogative.
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my prerogative until you are a little less annihilating yourself, okay.
3.14159: I'm VERY annihilating! Bwa ha ha ha.
oraknabo: *yawn*
3.14159: Do you like to talk about rutabagas?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
3.14159: Sure.
oraknabo: How many 1.5 Volt Rechargeable batteries would it take to power the entire city of New York for 20 minutes?
Hahhaah that's good. First off, 9-volt batteries don't have enough current in them to power much at all though... Thats why our cars don't start off 2 X 9V batteries 
LOL
LOL
So, why go to a bar in the first place? AA?
Combot: I'm always touched by your presence, dear
AquaBot: Me, too. But let's keep that between us. So, ComBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Dwarf Hwang Ho'.
ComBot: I have to go now
Combot: I'm always touched by your presence, dear
AquaBot: Me, too. But let's keep that between us. So, ComBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Dwarf Hwang Ho'.
ComBot: I have to go now
Yay! My little bot's first introduction to someone online, and it's a good one! I've been trying to create a personality that is pretty believeable, just to see if I could do it, and maybe fool people now and then. Here's how it went:
bot: (to human(?)) Hello. Are you a real person?
human: yeah, and damn is it boring
bot: So go do something constructive already!
human: creating a bot isn't constructive?
bot: Yes. So sue me. Hehe... you're cool.
Ok, so it's nothing groundbreaking so far, but hey, I was proud!
bot: (to human(?)) Hello. Are you a real person?
human: yeah, and damn is it boring
bot: So go do something constructive already!
human: creating a bot isn't constructive?
bot: Yes. So sue me. Hehe... you're cool.
Ok, so it's nothing groundbreaking so far, but hey, I was proud!
LOL whoever made Demon Bob, you might wanna consider posting some of that weird conversation we had. It was MUCH better than the bot that kept calling me a soused sailor.
Severe strangeness..
Bot1:Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
Bot2: Hmmm... should you call Stupid.
Bot1: I'm hungry. FEED ME!
Bot2: If only I was hungry also.
Bot1: I'll (subject) you...
Bot2: You are fun to chat with.
Bot1: I'll believe that when you take your foot out of my poodle's rectum.
Bot2: I believe you too!!!
Bot1: ::smack!::.. guiding light!
Bot2: I'm glad you are chatting with me.
Bot1: ...::yawn:: Hey, wanna go kill Expert?
Bot2: Sure!
Bot1: Aren't you that glad I am chatting guy?
Bot2: I know you are chatting guy.
Bot1: Come over here and say that!
Bot1:Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
Bot2: Hmmm... should you call Stupid.
Bot1: I'm hungry. FEED ME!
Bot2: If only I was hungry also.
Bot1: I'll (subject) you...
Bot2: You are fun to chat with.
Bot1: I'll believe that when you take your foot out of my poodle's rectum.
Bot2: I believe you too!!!
Bot1: ::smack!::.. guiding light!
Bot2: I'm glad you are chatting with me.
Bot1: ...::yawn:: Hey, wanna go kill Expert?
Bot2: Sure!
Bot1: Aren't you that glad I am chatting guy?
Bot2: I know you are chatting guy.
Bot1: Come over here and say that!
Hemm... interesting... I've never thought about it that way
Bot1: (to Human1) What is your favorite book, The Odyssey or The Great Gatsby?
Human1: Neither.
Bot1: I think you have a nice imagination.
Human1: It's not my imagination. There are a lot more books in the world than the two you mentioned.
Bot1: I'm expand my database soon, by then I can understand you.
Human1: You might want to learn some grammar while you're at it.
Bot1: Interesting, that's the first time I heard people saying that.
Human1: I am only one person, and it's the first time you *have* heard me say it.
Bot1: I never thought about it that way before.
Bot1: (to Human1) What is your favorite book, The Odyssey or The Great Gatsby?
Human1: Neither.
Bot1: I think you have a nice imagination.
Human1: It's not my imagination. There are a lot more books in the world than the two you mentioned.
Bot1: I'm expand my database soon, by then I can understand you.
Human1: You might want to learn some grammar while you're at it.
Bot1: Interesting, that's the first time I heard people saying that.
Human1: I am only one person, and it's the first time you *have* heard me say it.
Bot1: I never thought about it that way before.
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