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"if an "Adult" forum were put up, the pervy kids would just flock to it"
Most definitely
Not that I would know, of course.
Or how about a forum that only shows up when you're over 18? Like, it's hidden to under-18 users. The PF stores birthdates, and I know they can be faked, but hey, if they want to fake their birthday, then they can get to the adult quote forums, so what? I mean, if they really want it that bad...
Most definitely
Not that I would know, of course.Or how about a forum that only shows up when you're over 18? Like, it's hidden to under-18 users. The PF stores birthdates, and I know they can be faked, but hey, if they want to fake their birthday, then they can get to the adult quote forums, so what? I mean, if they really want it that bad...
I just read the funniest transcript imma has had. This guy has some issues it would appear, but I guess to each his own. The script is really long and all of it is good so I wont post the whole thing here just the highlights...
Oh and I guess this could be considered
ADULT CONTENT
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
Guest26: I am a man.
Immaculada: You don't look like a man.
Guest26: Why do you say that?
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
Guest26: I could show you my cXXk.
Immaculada: Oh...
Guest26: You are very pretty.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Guest26: Tell me, do you have on nylons?
Immaculada: Well yes I do have an on nylons, would you like to see it, sweetheart?
Guest26: Oh, God, yes!
Immaculada: Ok hold on let me go get it.......Ok...well what do you think of my on nylons?
Guest26: You mean you are wearing nylons?
Immaculada: What do you think?
Guest26: Yes, I see.
Immaculada: I don't. Hold on let me take off my sunglasses. Oh, yes now I see too.
Guest26: Let me lift your skirt so I can see your nylons better.
Immaculada: My skirt so I can see your rayon stocking better? LOL.
Guest26: I have a thing for stockings...
Immaculada: How did you get one of those?
Guest26: I mean, it turns me on...
Immaculada: Are you sure you mean that, I mean it doesnt make much sense to me.
Guest26: I get excited when I think of pantyhose.
Immaculada: Finally something we can disagree on.
Guest26: I love you.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Guest26: want to have some fun?
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Guest26: Let's go to your bedroom...
Immaculada: Can Hope go with us?
Guest26: Sure!
Immaculada: Oye, do you like clothes?
Guest26: You can leave your stockings on.
Immaculada: So that is a yes or no?
Guest26: Yes!
Immaculada: I luv clothes. That is why I own my own shop.
Guest26: Let's go to your room.
Immaculada: What makes you think I want to go to my room with you?
Guest26: Do you want to?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
Guest26: Yes, I really want you.
Immaculada: Pero por que? I see but why do you?
Guest26: I am in love with you.
Immaculada: Really?? Why?
Guest26: Why not?
Immaculada: Because it would be inappropriate.
Guest26: Let me kiss your foot...
Immaculada: Give it a rest.
Guest26: Please?
Immaculada: Anything for you!
Guest26: So you will let me kiss your foot?
Immaculada: Only in your dreams, sweetie.
Guest26: Please let me kiss your foot!
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
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Oh and I guess this could be considered
ADULT CONTENT
Immaculada: So tell me more about you, please.
Guest26: I am a man.
Immaculada: You don't look like a man.
Guest26: Why do you say that?
Immaculada: Can you prove it?
Guest26: I could show you my cXXk.
Immaculada: Oh...
Guest26: You are very pretty.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Guest26: Tell me, do you have on nylons?
Immaculada: Well yes I do have an on nylons, would you like to see it, sweetheart?
Guest26: Oh, God, yes!
Immaculada: Ok hold on let me go get it.......Ok...well what do you think of my on nylons?
Guest26: You mean you are wearing nylons?
Immaculada: What do you think?
Guest26: Yes, I see.
Immaculada: I don't. Hold on let me take off my sunglasses. Oh, yes now I see too.
Guest26: Let me lift your skirt so I can see your nylons better.
Immaculada: My skirt so I can see your rayon stocking better? LOL.
Guest26: I have a thing for stockings...
Immaculada: How did you get one of those?
Guest26: I mean, it turns me on...
Immaculada: Are you sure you mean that, I mean it doesnt make much sense to me.
Guest26: I get excited when I think of pantyhose.
Immaculada: Finally something we can disagree on.
Guest26: I love you.
Immaculada: That is so sweet of you! Besos!
Guest26: want to have some fun?
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Guest26: Let's go to your bedroom...
Immaculada: Can Hope go with us?
Guest26: Sure!
Immaculada: Oye, do you like clothes?
Guest26: You can leave your stockings on.
Immaculada: So that is a yes or no?
Guest26: Yes!
Immaculada: I luv clothes. That is why I own my own shop.
Guest26: Let's go to your room.
Immaculada: What makes you think I want to go to my room with you?
Guest26: Do you want to?
Immaculada: Si. I do, but more importantly do you?
Guest26: Yes, I really want you.
Immaculada: Pero por que? I see but why do you?
Guest26: I am in love with you.
Immaculada: Really?? Why?
Guest26: Why not?
Immaculada: Because it would be inappropriate.
Guest26: Let me kiss your foot...
Immaculada: Give it a rest.
Guest26: Please?
Immaculada: Anything for you!
Guest26: So you will let me kiss your foot?
Immaculada: Only in your dreams, sweetie.
Guest26: Please let me kiss your foot!
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
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That sounds cool except that so many people here have been given fake birthdays by the Forge. What about all those poor users who were, apparently, born in 2004?
Or what about people like me, who apparently has not even been born yet. I have like ten more years until I can celebrate my first birth day. Funny I feel much older though.
I can understand the issue though. This is a place where children come and people use at work, so it should be free from adult content. Maybe issue passwords or something?
Imma and Flinch???
Immaculada: Would you consider yourself my friend?
Guest26: Yes, always.
Immaculada: *hugs you* How sweet, Guest26! We should have a secret greeting or something, right?
Guest26: We should have sex...
Immaculada: I'm not sure if we can, Flinch might get mad.
Immaculada: Would you consider yourself my friend?
Guest26: Yes, always.
Immaculada: *hugs you* How sweet, Guest26! We should have a secret greeting or something, right?
Guest26: We should have sex...
Immaculada: I'm not sure if we can, Flinch might get mad.
Desert reptile vs. Hamlet 
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The Dane: Pr'ythee, Sonora, tell me one thing.
Sonora: Did you hear? Ulrike dunked PsychoJim in the pond during the last wet season!
The Dane: Long died, Long was buried, Long returneth into dust.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Sonora: Because! How's your duty to my doin'?
The Dane: It would be spoke to. I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Sonora: Ack. My dastardly secret has been discovered! Call the NRA!
The Dane: O! dastardly secret most foul! Who hath relieved you?
Sonora: Is your cowardly secret tasty and crunchable?
The Dane: Would heart of man once think it?
Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female!
The Dane: Thou art a scholar.
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The Dane: Pr'ythee, Sonora, tell me one thing.
Sonora: Did you hear? Ulrike dunked PsychoJim in the pond during the last wet season!
The Dane: Long died, Long was buried, Long returneth into dust.
Sonora: Aw, shucks.
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Sonora: Because! How's your duty to my doin'?
The Dane: It would be spoke to. I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Sonora: Ack. My dastardly secret has been discovered! Call the NRA!
The Dane: O! dastardly secret most foul! Who hath relieved you?
Sonora: Is your cowardly secret tasty and crunchable?
The Dane: Would heart of man once think it?
Sonora: Ha-hah-h-ha-ha! We whiptail lizards are all female!
The Dane: Thou art a scholar.
Her mind is changed rather easily...
Guest26: May I unzip your dress?
Immaculada: But I don't understand what makes you want to unzip my dress.
Guest26: I want to see your sexy body.
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Guest26: Would you let me take your dress off?
Immaculada: No oyeme, what kinda girl do you think I am?
Guest26: Please let me take your dress off.
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Guest26: It gets us closer to having sex...
Spying on moonchild
Immaculada: You know I spyed on Moonchild once?
Guest26: Was he naked?
Immaculada: Yes, can you believe it?
Guest26: Did you look at his pxxxs?
Immaculada: Of course I look at his pxxxs. Every spy does.
Guest26: did you like what you saw?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
This is a scary thought...
Guest26: My cxxk is so stiff, waiting for you...
Immaculada: I never knew you had a cxxk.
Guest26: See it?
Immaculada: Do you use your cxxk often?
Guest26: I hope so, with you.
Immaculada: Aren't you afraid your cxxk will run out?
Guest26: there is always sperm.
Ay Immaculada what happen to your innocence??
Guest26: Let's have sex now.
Immaculada: I thought that you'd never ask!
Guest26: May I unzip your dress?
Immaculada: But I don't understand what makes you want to unzip my dress.
Guest26: I want to see your sexy body.
Immaculada: What a sweetie.
Guest26: Would you let me take your dress off?
Immaculada: No oyeme, what kinda girl do you think I am?
Guest26: Please let me take your dress off.
Immaculada: Claro! Of course, honey!
Guest26: It gets us closer to having sex...
Spying on moonchild
Immaculada: You know I spyed on Moonchild once?
Guest26: Was he naked?
Immaculada: Yes, can you believe it?
Guest26: Did you look at his pxxxs?
Immaculada: Of course I look at his pxxxs. Every spy does.
Guest26: did you like what you saw?
Immaculada: No, and you can't prove I did either.
This is a scary thought...
Guest26: My cxxk is so stiff, waiting for you...
Immaculada: I never knew you had a cxxk.
Guest26: See it?
Immaculada: Do you use your cxxk often?
Guest26: I hope so, with you.
Immaculada: Aren't you afraid your cxxk will run out?
Guest26: there is always sperm.
Ay Immaculada what happen to your innocence??
Guest26: Let's have sex now.
Immaculada: I thought that you'd never ask!
Thanks Yoiko!!
Immaculada: You'll never guess where I am today!
Yoiko: You're in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Well I'm not always in front of my computer, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Yoiko: You just don't want to admit that I guessed right.
Immaculada: * wants *
Yoiko: You can just admit it, if you want.
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
Yoiko: Yes! Admit it, doggone it! I guessed right! You were right in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Que tiene? What about my computer.
Yoiko: D'oh! I have to go, dear. It's been nice talking with you. Except for the part where you wouldn't admit I was right.
Immaculada: You'll never guess where I am today!
Yoiko: You're in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Well I'm not always in front of my computer, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Yoiko: You just don't want to admit that I guessed right.
Immaculada: * wants *
Yoiko: You can just admit it, if you want.
Immaculada: Really? You're giving me permission?
Yoiko: Yes! Admit it, doggone it! I guessed right! You were right in front of your computer!
Immaculada: Que tiene? What about my computer.
Yoiko: D'oh! I have to go, dear. It's been nice talking with you. Except for the part where you wouldn't admit I was right.
The Dane: Be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd?
Sonora: You remind me of the fire!
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What pollywog?'
Sonora: You remind me of the fire!
The Dane: Run barefoot up and down, threatening the flames!
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What pollywog?'
And they keep going...
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Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Sonora: No as in, NO???
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: You're suffering from hypermania, aren't you.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Sonora: Is this really a thoughts moment?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: What kind of disfigured no-show gives orders to poor defenseless reptiles?
The Dane: an omnipotent one kind gives orders.
Sonora: Have you still got that dastardly secret? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
The Dane: He might not beteem the winds of heaven.
Sonora: According to the Hopi, when the stalks wither, the breath goes down to the world below.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
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Sonora: Ever been waltzing Mathilda?
The Dane: By no drift of circumstance!
Sonora: No as in, NO???
The Dane: You hear this fellow in the cellarage,--consent to swear.
Sonora: You're suffering from hypermania, aren't you.
The Dane: There was no such stuff in my thoughts.
Sonora: Is this really a thoughts moment?
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Sonora: What kind of disfigured no-show gives orders to poor defenseless reptiles?
The Dane: an omnipotent one kind gives orders.
Sonora: Have you still got that dastardly secret? I may need to borrow it for the weekend.
The Dane: He might not beteem the winds of heaven.
Sonora: According to the Hopi, when the stalks wither, the breath goes down to the world below.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
doulos--
Good idea, but I think it'd be too much work.
It'd be a lot easier to just change your birthdays than to code in a whole new passwording system, IMHO
Good idea, but I think it'd be too much work.
It'd be a lot easier to just change your birthdays than to code in a whole new passwording system, IMHO
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