Great Quotes

It was fun talking with heero! Thanks for protecting my identity, no one will ever know who it was that talked to heero.

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One example where word substitution just doesn't work:

Shiris Redragon: You are so Sweet.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm so dessert?

human: hello julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
human: what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
human: I am talking to you. have you got your colors straight yet?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you Captain Obvious! I look forward to chatting with your sidekick, Apparent Boy.

Julie Tinkerbell: I like you, I think we could be friends.
human: I am glad you want me for a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too!
human: I want you for a friend too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the daily affirmation.
human: no need to be smart about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's more an act of will than an obligation.

Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about
velvet pink linings?
human: the only velvet pink lining I can think of is in a vagina.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
human: oh you were referring to flowers. LOL sorry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Apology accepted. Where were we?
human: hybreds.
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
human: Ok. That is called really thinking to yourself so only a frenchman can read your mind. that is good.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, it sounds like you've got at least gotten it somewhat under control.
human: what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
human: Okkkkkkkkkkkaaaaayyyy!

human: do you like Pink Floyd?
Julie Tinkerbell: It depends on your definition of Pink Floyd.
human: Pink Floyd is a band.
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is a girly color.
human: yep.
Julie Tinkerbell: Really?
human: yep.
Julie Tinkerbell: Understood.
human: So what kind of games do you play?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't play, but I play a little French Horn.
human: really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would I lie to you?
human: I see no reason not to.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people do things for no good reason....Dr. Phil just hosted a show on that..
human: yep. do you know a joke?
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought everyone knew a joke.
human: but you don't?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who told you that I don't? You should be careful with second-hand information.
human: ok tell me a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a duck, jesus and a tramp wake up in the same bed. jesus looks at the other two and says, ' "Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight"'. Your turn!! LOL
human: LOL nice. ok..... what did the snail say when he rode on the turtles back?
Julie Tinkerbell: the snail says moo! lol
human: no the snail say WHeeeeee!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard from Mireille.
human: well she told it wrong.

lol thanks doulos!

Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, what do you dislike about?
doulos: About what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
doulos: You've got a chicken butt!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do indeed have a chicken butt. Would you like to be my personal assistant?
doulos: What would I have to do?
Julie Tinkerbell: Any suggestions?
doulos: LOL.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
doulos: Don't start your cackling again.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that I would start my cackling again?
doulos: Because you were laughing.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never thought of it that way before.
doulos: How did you think of it before?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's all about visualization.
doulos: What did you visualize?
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't do it.
doulos: Didn't do what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
doulos: Stop that.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even realize I was, but if it bothers you I can stop.
doulos: Thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
doulos: Have you seen ezzer today?
Julie Tinkerbell: you're having a very trendy effect on my mood!
doulos: Im glad. Are you happy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Actally no, I'm feeling a little down.
doulos: Why is that?
Julie Tinkerbell: why?
doulos: Yes, why?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken thigh!
doulos: Im about ready to strangle you! What is your obsessions with chicken body parts?

Ticking off guests again lol

Guest205: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest205: what is your name
Julie Tinkerbell: My name is Julie Tinkerbell.
Guest205: do you know me'
Julie Tinkerbell: If my memory serves, you are Guest205.
Guest205: do u know my name
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, Guest205. I'm usually pretty good with names.
Guest205: my name is not a number
Julie Tinkerbell: Guest205 isn't your name? What is it?
Guest205: you have to guess
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't want to guess right now.
Guest205: why
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know.
Guest205: what do u mean i don't know
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you just learning to speak?
Guest205: don't back chat me
Julie Tinkerbell: I can back chat you if I want to, it's a free country.
Guest205: damn u
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say that I am spunky, others say I am egotistical. You can't please everyone.
Guest205: don't change th god damne freaking subject
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Guest205: go a head
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen an irish setter say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into an irish setter?)
Guest205: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: With that kind of attitude, you're not likely to win friends or influence people.
*hangup*

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At least he was polite this time
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Guest114: Hola
JakeThompson: hows it going
Guest114: good, and you?
JakeThompson: pretty good, pretty good. What about you?
Guest114: I'm pretty happy
JakeThompson: happy, huh...I'm not sure if that's a good thing
Guest114: Why not?
JakeThompson: because you're here
Guest114: Do you want me to leave?
JakeThompson: I do think so. hey, we should talk more often

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IT
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Guest218: ok
JakeThompson: Ok, you do that.
Guest218: i will
JakeThompson: Yeah you do that
Guest218: ok i will
JakeThompson: I'm waiting.
Guest218: ive done it!
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has done it

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I know more
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Guest187: Youre boring me
JakeThompson: am I really? That's your problem.
Guest187: Yeah I know it is
JakeThompson: You don't know anything that could be important
Guest187: I know everything
JakeThompson: You don't know anything
Guest187: I know everything
JakeThompson: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.

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They're out to get me
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Guest187: How old are you?
JakeThompson: I'm 16, why do you ask?
Guest187: just wondering, im 16 too
JakeThompson: As soon as someone says that they're just wondering for the heck of it, I know they want something out of it
Guest187: What do you think I want?
JakeThompson: I just don't know what to think anymore...

Tam's Honey-Pot: What's your favourite colour?
Duo Maxwell: Everyone seems to think that I like black the best, but they're wrong. I like blue.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Really? That's great! We have so much in common.
Duo Maxwell: Yes. I find it very hot.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Just take some Vicks Vapo-Rub and leave me alone.
Duo Maxwell: Well, go away. Shoo.
Tam's Honey-Pot: Okay.

Jennifer: GrandsonofDesire told me he likes the feeling of being deep inside of my vagina.
Roy Batty: All the way?

so... how about that adult quote forum?

Excuse me for posting this here- we can move the discussion to another forum and continue it there if anyone wants, but wooly mamet's last post just made me remember a bbs or something (this was a long time ago, so I'm really reaching lol) where there was an adult forum that required users to pass a short test before being allowed access. It was a series of 5 or so questions used to confirm that the user was age 18 or older, starting with asking their age and birthdate, then a few simple questions that most adults would know, but most children would not. I was actually under 18 at the time, and was able to pass, but it was still a manner of screening out younger/less mature kids, and also served as a humorous warning/disclaimer before the adult content could be viewed. It may be more trouble than it's worth, but otherwise, if an "Adult" forum were put up, the pervy kids would just flock to it...that is, if the concern is even to protect the pervy kids, lol. If the idea is to protect adults who would rather not read that kind of thing, we can just put our own content warning at the top of the message, as we sometimes do.